It starts
in some weird showdown-room, with me being the equivalent of harry potter and
voldemort having just taken over the world. That's normal enough, okay. But
then Vold steps aside from the door and a bunch of people just walk through and
sort of fill up the room. There's some people who were definately dead, like
Dumbledore and Sirius, and I angst over that, and also hundreds of other people
i have no idea who they are, and people who i know were alive (like Snape, who
was making a weird snide kinda face), 'cept everyone was moving like a zombie.
In the dream I called them robots.
CUT TO: A
building the size of the school with some school-like qualities, like a library
and bathrooms, but all done with Majora's Mask-quality graphics, so sometimes
part of my arm goes through a shelf. Now apparently, Vold hasn't quite taken
over the world, so he is schemeing. Meanwhile, I just kinda wander around
talking to a few people who I somehow determined were not robots, because at
this point it was difficult to figure who was a robot and who was not. And
everytime I was trying to scheme this damned generic Zora would show up and
drag me somewhere that was assumed to be important. I only let him do it
because I was trying to keep a low profile, not that Vold
didn't know I was there...
At one
point I was talking to someone who seemed to be hermione while trying to
collect all the silver(100) and red(20) rupees that
had suddenly appeared in the library (only I was trying to avoid being spotted
by anyone I wasn't sure about), and she said something to the effect of,
"Watch out, that generic Zora is looking for you." Which isn't to say
that he said anything (Zora's don't talk anyway: they have word bubbles *ba-da
ching*), because I had a strong feeling he was a robot. So the Zora came, and I
tried to hide among the shelves, but to no dreaming avail.
This time I
was dragged to a room with a lot of chairs lining the walls. Vold comes in,
followed by the robots, followed by non-robots. A bunch of robots sat in chairs
next to mine (including dumble and sirius) and I kinda
edged over to my left where there was a chair missing. Vold slid in and stole
mine, so I just kinda stood there cringing. Then vold set his robots to
"look interested" and talked about stuff.
As I was
leaving that bizarre meeting (whose exit led to a kitchen that looked exactly
the same as mine), that evil community service lady (in the dream I only know
she's familiar) follows me out the door. I can see behind her that everyone has
started to party in the meeting room, disco lights and everything. Anyway, she
looks at me urgently. Since this is something the robots don't generally do, I
asked her if she was a robot. "What?" she said, "Oh, no. Listen,
I have some important information I need to tell you. It's about Vold..."
Then she paused for dramatic effect. "Hurry up!" I said, leaning
across the island counter, "before someone walks in and grabs me!"
which the generic Zora then immediately did. Since this whole thing was like a
movie, I knew this was going to happen. "Tell me!" I shouted as the
Zora dragged me off again. She called after me "His son's passion will be
Vold's undoing!" to which I responded, "Oh! That! Yes, I kinda
figured. Not that I don't apprciate you telling me. It's nice to know there are
some good guys that aren't robots here." At the time, the advice made
perfect sense...
CUT TO:
Graveyard type place (part of the backyard to the school place), sunny daytime.
Me and the Hermione-type person (although maybe she
was more like Malon) were wandering through. There were some very odd robots
milling around the place, and we were killing them, because Vold had started a
game of some sort in which everyone was placed in different spots of the school
and we had things we were supposed to accomplish. Suddenly I couldn't see
anything. I asked Hermione/Malon, and she said I was wearing the mask of the
last guy we 'killed'. Apparently I was picking up masks that represented the
robots. I looked back and saw that every robot we had done in had disappeared,
leaving the clothes and a mask. We found a Mad Hatter robot in the graveyard,
and I stole his hat, but then as we were leaving the place (and entering the
'school' on the 2nd floor) I accidentally stepped on the remains of an RPG
barbarian, automatically picking up the mask and putting it on, which caused me
to be wearing way too big plate armor. I hastily took off the mask and left it
in my inventory while we were walking down the hall to the stairs at the end.
The stairs
turned out to be covered in 'dead bodies', that is to say, defeated robots. At
the top of the stairs we found a jedi. Hermalon said "Damn, someone
already looted his lightsaber." At the landing below us I spotted Darth
Maul lying dead and his lightsader next to him, so I jumped down and grabbed
it. Immediately, Darth Maul jumped up and pulled out another saber and we
battled. I stuck my saber in his neck a lot, and he nicked me a few times. He
didn't die, though, because, he explained while laughing, he had left a fake
saber as a trap. For some reason I didn't die either, perhaps because I was a
main character.
I ran for
it down to the first floor, which to my right was the city museum, and to the
left was a normal hallway, with a wall straight down the middle. Luigi, in
white overalls, was painting the wall white on the normal side, while various
normal people were admiring the huge abstract painting on the wall on the city
museum side. Darth Maul/Vold charged down the stairs after me, waving a big
paintbrush loaded with white-with-red-yellow-green-and-blue spots paint. I
shyed back as he slashed at me, splattering the abstract painting behind me.
"That's not exacly a bad thing," I commented as the people looking at
the painting murmured admiringly.
"Curses!"
said the evil entity who was now mostly Vold, "Foiled again by abstract
art!"
THE END
this is what I get for playing too
much Majora's Mask, and reading Harry Potter before going to sleep. I think the
robots came from those human puppets in Naruto...