This interview uses suggested language... PG
Legolas: Hi Aragorn! I got some questions... These are questions from viewers... number 1. Boxers or Briefs? *Legolas scrutches his face* what the...
Aragorn: ...Briefs?? *Kayci and Erica laugh in a nearby bush*
Legolas: ... uhhhh... number 2.Do you like gays?
Aragorn: WHAT?!
Legolas: I didnt make them...
Aragorn: These viewers need to be shoot...
Legolas: number 3. Why do you like that b*tch Erica and not me? This is from a viewer... NOT ME!! *The bush laughs*
Aragorn: A laughing bush!? Uh.. *tears the letter* SHE AINT A B*TCH!!!
Legolas: number 4. Is Aragorn Gay... WHAT?!
Aragorn: *eyes widen*
Legolas: Ok screw the viewers!!!
Aragorn: PLEASE!!
Legolas: They must not have read the story...
Aragorn: Im not gay...
Erica: *pops out of the bush* Its alright Aragorn!!!
Aragorn: Your the laughing bush?
Erica: Nah-uh Aragorn: Is this over yet?
Legolas: No...
Aragorn: How many more?
Legolas: After this one, 1...
Aragorn: Ok then
Legolas: Ok then... Im gonna find Kayci *walks out*
Aragorn and Erica: *shrugs*
Kayci: *pops outta bush and runs*