Dearest Sarah,
I miss you so much; I know we can be together soon. You're so beautiful, Sarah. I love listening to your "radio station". Teehee.
When we meet I'm going to hug you so much. However, I'm not going to do that stuff you talked about when you were drunk. You're such an angel, but you change when you're drunk! You turn into a naughty angel. 
I'm sorry I keep you up all night talking. You don't know how much I enjoy it. 
I love you so much, Sarah. You're so yummy. 
Love always, 
Your Chris, a.k.a. Sex Muffin. 