Profiles of
The Freaks and Geeks

Name: Lindsey Weir

Family Members: Harold and Jean Weir (Parents), Sam Weir (brother)

Friends: Kim Kelly, Daniel Desario, Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller

Bearer of Good Advice: Millie

Turn-offs: Pot Smokers, the mistreatment of the disabled, the mathletes

Significant Other: Nick Andopolis (Briefly)

Memorable Quote: "Dad, every generation fears the music that comes form the next. I bet your parents hated Elvis"


Name: Sam Weir

Family Members: Harold and Jean Weir (Parents), Lindsey Weir (sister)

Friends: Neal Schwiber, Bill Haverchuck, Gorden Crisp, Harris Trinsky

Favorite Movies: "The Jerk", "Caddyshack", "Star Wars"

Loves: Cindy Sanders, Maureen Sampson

Hates: Alan White

Significant Other: Cindy Sanders (Briefly)

Memorable Quote: "I'm Gorth, the robot from 'The Day the Earth Stood Still'"


Name: Daniel Desario

Friends: Nick Andopolis, Ken Miller, Lindsey Weir

Occupation: Guitar player in "Creation"

Favorite Game: "Dungeons and Dragons"

Car: 1970's Pontiac Firebird

Least Favorite Subject: Math

Clubs: AV

Favorite Bands: Led Zeppelin, Cream, Alice Cooper

Significant Other: Kim Kelly

Memorable Quote: "Rock and Roll dosn't come from your brain, it comes from your crotch"


Name: Neal Schwiber

Friends: Sam Weir, Bill Haverchuck.

Favorite Type of Clothing: button down shirt, sweater vest

Loves: Maureen Sampson, The "Hot Dog on a Stick Girls", Lindsey Weir (Since he was 5 years old)

Favorite Breakfast Item: Coffee

Hobbies: Vantriliquism

Favorite Muppet: Professor Honey-Dew

Memorable Quote: "We order alot of food, and keep asking for more until they go out of business"


Name: Ken Miller

Friends: Daniel Desario, Nick Andopolis, Kim Kelly, Lindsey Weir

Hobbies: being a smart ass

Occupation: Singer in "Creation"

Feelings about Space: "It blows"

Embarasing Secret: Thought he was gay

Significant Other: Amy Andrews

Memorable Quote: "I bet their just braging to us. Look at all these books i've read, I'm so clever, I read alot of books and stuff"


Name: Nick Andopolis

Friends: Daniel Desario, Ken Miller, Kim Kelly, Lindsey Weir

Occupation: Drummer in "Creation"

Favorite Bands: Rush, Led Zepplin, The Who, Jethro Tull

Drummers who are amazing: Gene Crumpa, Buddy Rich

Favorite Sport: Basketball

Significant Other: Lindsey Weir (Briefly), Sara (Lastname)

Memorable Quote: "You've got to find your big drum set"


Name: Bill Haverchuck

Friends: Sam Weir, Neal Schwiber

Favorite TV Shows: Dallas, Fantasy Island, Three's Company

Number of Times Drunk: One (At Lindseys Keg Party)

Known Alergy: Peanuts, Nuget

Favorite Halloween Costume: The Bionic Woman

Embarassing Tidbit: His mother dates his gym teacher Mr. Fredricks

Memorable Quote: "I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman"


Name: Kim Kelly

Friends: Lindsey Weir, Ken Miller, Nick Andopolis

Car: Germlin

Feelings about parents: Their jerks

Favorite Author: Judy Blume

Turn ons: Daniel Playing guitar

Commonly used items: Fake ID

Famous Relatives: Her aunt was on "Kojak"

Significant Other: Daniel Desario

Memorable Quote: "What the hell are you eating kid, Laundry Soap?"