Things Wrong With NSYNC


I actually really like this picture. It's cute.

I told you I'd make a list for NSYNC. Here it is.

1. Justin and JC are the only guys that sing. The other three don't do anything!

2. Everyone thinks Justin is hot. But he's ugly. Something's wrong there.

3. Their fans suck.

4. JC is definately on some type of drug. Why else would he dress the way he does?

5. Chris' jokes aren't funny.

6. Joey is gonna be a dad. And he doesn't plan on marrying the mother. Tell me that's not wrong.

7. The puppets. Oh God, the puppets...

8. Their cd No Strings Attached sold 2.4 million copies it's first week... And it sucked.

9. Justin thinks he's black.

10. JC is actually proud of Space Cowboy.

11. Chris actually thinks that non fans are gonna wear his clothing line.

12. Justin thinks Eminem and him are "good friends." [No joke, I read that somewhere]

13. They have dolls. And the dolls look nothing like them.

14. They have lip balm.

15. Justin's flavor is vanilla. ::bursts into laughter::

16. They dressed up like barbies for their It's Gonna Be Me video and claimed to be "puppets."

17. They think they invented "dirty pop" and now everyone else is using it. FYI, "dirty pop" is using all the digital sound effects. Hasn't Britney been doing that all along? Thought so.

18. They say they aren't copying BSB and then come out with songs with almost the same titles, fire Lou, and move to Jive. Um... Hello?

19. The songs Giddy Up, I Need Love, Space Cowboy, and Just Got Paid.

20. They think every celebrity loves them.

21. Joey. Enough said.

22. Lance's eyebrows. There is no way in hell they're naturally like that.

23. The highness of Chris' voice. It disgusts me.

24. Lance used to look like a girl and has the deepest voice.

25. It looks like they get dressed in the dark.

26. Everywhere they go Britney follows.

27. Justin thought he looked good in a fro. And so did his fans.

27. JC's current hair.

29. Justin has actually called himself "J-Dawg."

30. They think they invented the word "crunk." Um... No. You know how many rap songs that's been in? You all know the cool Get Crunked Up right? lol.

31. Justin and JC were on the Mickey Mouse Club.

32. JC's proud of it.

33. JC's veins.

34. That eyebrow thing that Justin does when he hits a high note. His eyebrows scrunch together and his eyes roll up in the top of his head.

35. Joey's brother travels with them everywhere.

36. Justin's mom manages Innosense. [Or however they spell it]

37. JC once said: "See other groups like us just try and do pretty videos... Not us." He meant BSB. And then what does he call This I Promise You? Should we believe that took hard work?

38. They put Kim Smith in two of their videos. Two.

39. The I Drive Myself Crazy video was set in an insane asylum. And Joey thought up the idea.

40. They actually agreed to recording that awful song Music Of The Heart.

41. There are shoes that say "I love NSYNC." I saw it in a magazine. It scared me.

42. They're proud of No Strings Attached.

43. The heartthrob of the group is ugly. That doesn't say much for them.

44. The videos for Tearin' Up My Heart and I Want You Back look identical.

45. They claim they put themselves together.

46. Justin's mom came up with their name.

47. Lance has to go by Lansten so the name will work.

48. Chris thought the braids looked good.

49. Justin on the Janet Jackson Icon special. I don't need to explain.

50. NSYNC. Innosence. Say that outloud. How similar are they?

Don't you think I'm trying to tell my heart what's right?