Also known as The Backstreet Consperacy. You see, one day, [When my friends and I were on a major sugar high. Again.] we got to thinking. What were the members of BSB in their past lives? And after looking at Beanie Babies we came up with the answers. I actually have these set up in my room... That's the work of my mom. Anyway, read on... It's quite scary.
Brian = a Munki
Brian is a munki. Not a monkey, but a Munki. He cannot be refered to any other way. Why is he a munki you ask? Well, just look at him. Brian likes to joke around, kinda like munki's do. He has a square jaw, and in most pictures you can see the resemblance quite clearly. Sometimes, too clearly. Now do you see the munki in Brian? You better, and if not go stare at a picture of Brian then at this one. Munki, Brian, Munki, Brian. Get it? Good.
AJ = a chameleon
This one shouldn't need much explanation. AJ is a chameleon well because he is constantly changing his hair color and chameleons are constantly changing color. It seems that whenever theres a new tv appearance, AJ has to go change his 'do. And for chameleons, they change in different lights. You getting me now? On mine I have these cute little doll sunglasses [Also the work of my crazy mom] and with them he looks way too much like AJ. Trust me.
Nick = a shark
We've all heard the story that Nick is afraid of sharks correct? And Nick is always saying that he loves the beach. Well good for Nick. Anyway, while making this consperacy, I decided that Nick would have to be a fish. It didn't matter what kind but it would have to be a fish. How else could the boy love the ocean so much? So we decided on a shark after a while [Don't ask me how] and then one day we were reading the poem of the Beanie Baby shark and found it very much to be like Nick! See for yourself:
(Remember that Nick loves to eat)
Yum! Delicious! Munch, munch, munch!
He's eating everything by the bunch
and that's the reason we named him Crunch.
Creepy, huh? Plus Nick has a tattoo of a shark, adding more to the consperacy...
Howie = a poodle
Howie, where do I start. Okay Howie is definately, 100% a poodle. How do you tell? The hair. Look at the hair. It's all nappy and dark and is always in a weird style [like Howie's.] He always has been called a poodle, since we started this thing. It just shows that he is a poodle. And I'm aware that this picture is not of a poodle but a scottie dog, but the poodle has bows in her hair cause she's a she [lol] and this is a guy. I thought it'd be too mean to call Howie a girl. So he's a poodle, and if you don't think this is a poodle that tough, it is. Hmm... Could your pet be a future Howie? Hahaha...
Kevin = a turtle
Ok Kevin is such a turtle!! It is like not even funny when you joke and say he isn't. Turtle power baby! Okay here's why he's a turtle. He used to work at Disney world, as a ninja turtle. Hmm. He talks sooooo slow. Kinda like turtles walk slow. Uh huh, seeing some resemblances here? I am. He looks like a turtle. Don't believe me? Watch the All I Have To Give video. When he's up against the wall he does the signature turtle head bob. Creepy. Plus I'm not the only one. You've seen the "Turtle Power!" banners on other sites. So, there.
Do you believe me now? It's creepy isn't it? Yes I thought so too. I'll end this hear saying one thing... Believe!