The Stupidness Of Teenyboppers


What are they thinking? "Must smile..."

When I still had AOL, I enjoyed to go into the BSB Chat for a good laugh. Trust me, there is nothing funnier than this chat room. If you have AOL, it gets my recomendation. Anyway, they would make up these sayings, and then say them and everyone would be like "Oh my god, that is so awesome!" I just laughed, but I managed to write some of them down. I will now share them with you and comment on some of them. My comments will be in this color.

*God made coke, God made pepsi, God make BSB oh so sexy!
Um, yeah.

*NSYNC = NSTINK!
Well isn't that creative? Now how many times have I heard that?

*God made earth, God mad wine, God made BSB so damn fine and NSYNC can kiss mine!
My goodness, they said a bad word! This one is actually pretty funny. Haha.

*BSB has got the flow, NSYNC has got to go!
Wasn't it originally the other way around? You know, cause that is NSYNC's song...

*God made vines, God made grapes, God made NSYNC look like apes!
I'm laughing too hard to comment right now.

*God made coffee, God made tea, God made ______ [Fav. BSB's name here] just for me!
Yeah. I'm sure he did.

*God made rivers, God made lakes, God made NSYNC, hey, we all make mistakes!
Hahaha. You can insert anyone's name in there. Try it. It's fun.

*God made oceans, God make seas, God made ____ [Fav. BSB's name here]just to please!
Okay, am I the only one who doesn't get this one? Moving on...

Now here's a poem I managed to pick up somewhere. *coughKatherinecough* It's one of those acrostic ones, incase you can't figure that out. Once again, my comments will be in this color.


Brian is so cute! Not just cute, but sooo cute!
AJ rules! Yes, he should run for president.
Coolest band ever! Cooler than the New Kids? I find that hard to believe!
Keeps my heart beating! So, if they weren't here, there'd be a hella lotta dead girls.
Sooo fine! You like to use lots of o's don't you?
Too hot for words! Okay, I'm confused. Isn't this poem a bunch of words?
Really wanna kiss Nick! Oh do you? Then I have a suprise for you at the bottom at the page.
Everything a girl needs and wants! What a girl wants, what a girl needs... Sorry, but that was way too easy.
Everyone should worship them! Yes, we should all have statues of them and rub their tummys like Buddah
Totally awesome! Like totally, for sure!


Babes, all of them! Yes, especially Howie. *cough*
Orlando, Florida based! Just like everyone famous today.
You've gotta love 'em! Or rabid teenyboppers will make you.
Should live at home with me! I don't get this either.


So you really wanna kiss Nick, huh? Well, I got him to give you a kiss! Here you go:

Happy? Good.

Now you see how odd teenyboppers can be. Some people have way too much time on their hands. Yeah. Know of any more sayings? Send them to me!

Let's talk about one, baby, you've gotta hear me out.