This is the cutest picture that I have seen in a long time. I love it.

Quotes worthy of comments. My comments will be in blue.

Britney: "I don't want to pierce anything. I think it's outdated. Belly rings and all are, like, old."
Right. That's why you got yours pierced then? No, she's not a hypocrite. Not at all.

Question: Do you wear expensive clothes now?
Britney: "Not really. I'm not a brand-name person. Rampage, bebe, Abercrombie and Club Monaco are some of my favorite stores, and they're not expensive at all. They're cute and comfy."
Right Britney. $150 for a backpack is totally unexpensive! And a $40 t-shirt? Oh, that's like so totally cheap! Whatever sweetheart. Last time I checked those were all brand-name and expensive. Okay?

Question: What's your obsession?
Britney: "Probably sunshades. I freak out. Wherever I go - gas stations, Sunglasses Hut - I'm always buying new shades."
You know, she sounds like AJ! They should date. Kidding...

Britney: "I have the girliest room in the world because I haven't lived there for two years, so it looks the same. Like, eeeeek!"
Okay, this quote is fine until the end. Ditzy much? Good Lord. It really sounds like she's making fun of herself, or something. Like ohmigod, I wonder if she has a poster of like, NSYNC or Justin!! OMG!!! Probably.

Christina: "I like a more 'street look', with baggy pants, a cropped shirt and a bandana in my hair."
Has anyone ever seen her wear that?

Justin: "These pants are so tight, it's like I'm having sex with myself."
::shudder:: Once again, JuJu has given us way too much information. He's taking the "dirty pop" thing way too far.

[From BSB vs. NSYNC on Celebrity Death Match:]
Nick: "Fight? I don't wanna fight, I wanna go to the mall!"
Kevin: "We're gonna kick their sorry copycatting asses!"
You know he's thinking that...

AJ: "I hate how the world revolves around sex."
This from a man who has a 69 tattooed on his stomach, sings 'Lay Down Beside Me,' and humps the floor while doing so. I find that a little hard to believe.

[About the Quit Playin' Games video on Much Music:]
Fan: "The naked one!"
AJ: "The naked one?"
Kevin: "The naked one!"
That was hilarious. Try to catch a re-run.

Kevin: "We had to recharge our batteries."
Why? Were they low? LMAO. I crack myself up. But seriously, that was almost too easy.

Question: What are you listening to?
Justin: "Voodoo by D'Angelo... It's the sexiest CD out right now. It is some serious BMM -- as in baby-making music.
Justin, I'm not even gonna comment on that. It speaks for itself.

[On Eminem's song '97 Bonnie And Clyde]
Nick: "He talks about killing his wife. Details. Chopping her up, putting her in a bag. You gotta hear this track man. You're gonna freak out!"
I really don't understand that. Because that's not the song where he talks about "chopping her up." That song is just about "disposing the body" in a lake. He actually kills her in the prequel, 'Kim.' But Nick said that before 'Kim' even came out. ::Shrug::

Brian: "I dreamt that I was the Incredible Hulk."
Oh did you? Okay then. Moving on...

Question: If you could swap places with anyone in the world right now, for just one day, who would you choose to be?
Nick: "Eminem." I think that would be very interesting!
Yes, it would be. And what if he traded with you? Now that would be interesting...

Question: Do you compare notes to check who gets the most fan mail?
Brian: "No... We never have. Nick gets the most and he always has, but lately AJ has been catching up."
Aww! Does anyone else read this and want to write Brian a letter?

Nick: "If I'm at home, I don't wear anything. I like the freedom."
Translation for the slow people: Nick walks around his house naked. Without clothes. There's an image for you...

Christina: Sometimes vocals [today] are so premanufactured -- My music is way above all that.
Bitch. How can she say that when all she has is a debut album??? It's been two years and word is she hasn't even started to record yet. I'm guessing it'll be a while.

[From Aaron's Disney Channel concert]
Nick: "We're like the new age Brady Bunch."
Aaron: "We ain't no Brady Bunch."
Nick: "I said newage."
LMAO. It looks like Aaron learned Nick's good grammar skills...

[About Aaron]
Nick: "He's just like me when I was younger... Man you'll really annoying. Now I know what a pain I was at his age."
I guess now he knows why Kevin got so pissed off at him back in the day.

Jessica: "I think [Christina's] a great person underneath the facade, she is very big right now; she definitely knows she has sold eight million records, and I don't really like that in people."
Amen.

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine, I'm leaving my life in your hands.