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The things with cinnamon are yummy.
They sit well in my tummy
just like gefilte fish.
They sit & sit & sit & sit.
Fishies are really smelly.
I lift my shirt to show my belly,
isn't it so pretty?
Let me sing you a little ditty
I like to fly like birds
sitting in their little curds,
being oppressed by Islam
and your mom
I like plumbers in the sack,
but only if they drool on my back.
Speech Poetry
A fish likes to eat fish.
Fish is his favorite dish.
With fish, he drinks lots f milk,
and wraps it full of silk.
And yells for a new appliance,
as his old one became compliance,
for your mom is very crazy.
I pick for you a daisy
from the faraway meadows
full of handsome beaus.
Give me an apple pie
that I can eat with my Mie
that sits so lonely upon a hill,
and eats grapes waiting to kill.
"I'm a kill you dead!" cried Dick Cheney
in a voice that was heiny.
I ran away like a flash,
although in his head I left a gash.
But now he's dead
with a gruesome head.
The world is rejoicing
'cause the savior they're voicing
really truly is fake,
and it eats stake
The leaves are purple.
If that won't satisfy you, maybe a burple.
Grapes are wonderful fruit
but the effort is moot.
There once was a girl from St. Paul
who was filed with much gall.
She shouted at her parents,
who made her run errands,
far away into that city across
a stream filled with moss.
I walked into a tree
and then got stung by a bee,
so I ran home across the street,
so good old St. Paul I could meet.
And said to your mom,
for you I am wrong
and to you I belong.
Why don't we sing a song?
My brother is a little nit.
He never could just sit.
I hate him through and through.
I wish to make him into a brew.
Oh, I wish I were happy.
I feel so horribly crappy,
wishing I were a purple fish
or dancing in a dish.
I like to eat pears
but only in fox's lairs.
Eating pears is good for you
even if it's worse than screwing a Jew.
Not that I'd complain
because then I'd be lame.
A fish, it seems, has no appetite.
It also doesn't know how to fight.
Emus know how to fight, but they need socks.
With socks, they can even fight a fox.
Without socks, they get lost in the woods,
and get beat up by groups of hoods.
But that's okay
'cause I'm full of hay.
Whey is very good,
so I go back to the woods
to find more yummy fish and whey.
But, I say, what the hey?
My hair is getting out of hand
'cause it plays so much like the band.
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National Geographic is evil,
setting the world into upheaval.
A true picture destroys the sky
but only if it tries to fly.
I don't like trees with frogs,
and I hate bushes with dogs.
But I have a cute kitty cat,
and I'd never hit it with a bat.
I always change it's kitty litter
just like a baby sitter
who sits on the babies
but they give her scabies
because they are also evil
like the nasty bull weevil.