So who’s the mastermind behind this waste of time?

This site and everything contained hereon was created by Chad Pikschus of Lincoln, Nebraska, USA, Occidental Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Supercluster, Matter Universe, Third Dimension. All the aesthetic and linguistic manifestations suspended within this floating cyberspatial archive were forced into existence sometime between 1997 and 2007. Any resemblance to logical and / or relevant concepts is entirely unintentional.

I don’t get it.

That’s not really a question, now, is it? Moving on…

Why are some drawings signed “Pad Chixxus”?

That’s just an alter ego I was using for awhile. Chad Pikschus / Pad Chixxus…c’mon, I thought it was pretty clever at the time…

What is the meaning of life?

For insight into this question, check out this enlightening interview.

How often will this site be updated?

Updated? Uh…yeah, I guess I could update it again someday. That might be fun.

I’m a teacher at some school. Can I use the material on this site as part of my classroom curriculum?

Sure, that’s what it’s here for. What better way to prepare the citizens of tomorrow for the real world than by having them memorize my poems and write lengthy dissertations about my artwork? I know, I know…a better way would be to simply implant a microchip in their brains containing all worthwhile human knowledge, but that’s beside the point.

Can I keep / use material I find on this site for my own purposes?

Go ahead, it's free for the taking. As long as people get a chance to see my stuff, that's good enough for me. I hope you enjoy absorbing this site as much as I enjoyed excreting it. Power to the people!!!