Sean's Basement

basics for the challenged: Well, we're not going to give out Sean's address and phone number, but you can have his email: prayxforxmojo@yahoo.com

Wow, this is a crappy picture. Left to right: Zen Master, TC, Brian, Sean

TC: Sean's house tends to be where we meet before we go do food posse, unless we're leaving straight from the CPA (center for the performing arts, yo) It was Friday and we were determined to go out, but we realized that *really* no one has any money. (Flat broke as opposed to only having three dollars.) So Sean's mom suggested we just eat there. The perks of Sean's basement include a very comfortable couch, control of the music (ska/punk, industrial/ebm, metal, rave, and random stuff thats not quite any of the above like Lords of Acid or the Blue Man soundtrack.) and a lopsided TV.

Yes, a lopsided TV. It is excellent for playing super smash bro. and watching old-school cartoons. (Food posse has an unofficial movie club in here that, aside from cartoons, watches only really good movies like Run Lola Run, Yellow Submarine, Monty Python, and The Princess Bride.) The cuisine tends to feature Mountain Dew, Doritos, and Oreos, but sometimes includes pizza and microwavable egg rolls. And the hospitality (Sean's mom) is excellent! Rating: 10

Brian, Zen Master >>>

<<< Yay for people who can move their eyebrows independantly.

Brian: That is a really ugly picture of me.  I look fatter than usual. I look sarcastically fat. Anyway, Sean's basement was ass-tastic. It truely was. Sean's mother kept feeding us, and then feeding us more, and then feeding us more than that. It reminded me of those Chinese resteraunts, yknow, where they bring up those carts and you point at something and they give it to you? And they keep bringing up more carts and you keep ponting at things . . . we need to review one of those places. The videogames, like, multiply it's ass-tasticness. And of course the food was good. And then, when we thought it was over with, they brought us dessert. Rating: 10 (because they demanded it after bringing me dessert)

Sean: Thank you mommy. Rating: 10

This is Sean dancing to "The Bad Touch" >>>

Many special thanks to Sean's wonderful family: his mother, who feeds us, his father, who makes fun of us when we get in trouble, his sister, who puts up with people like Zen Master asking her if she has a penis, and his dog, who humps things.

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