Women vs Men vs Guys

Example Chart of Men vs Guys
Taken from "The Complete Guide to Guys"
by Dave Barry
Men Guys
Vince LombardiJoe Namath
Oliver NorthGilligan
HemingwayGary Larson
Columbus Whichever astronaut hit the
first golf ball on the Moon
SupermanBart Simpson
Doberman PinschersLabrador Retrievers
AbbottCostello
Captain AhabCaptain Kangaroo
SatanSnidely Wiplash
The PopeWillard Scott
GermanyItaly
GeraldoKatie Couric


Stimulus-Response Comparison Chart:
Women vs Men vs Guys
Taken from "The Complete Guide to Guys" by Dave Barry
Stimulus Typical
Woman
Response
Typical
Man
Response
Typical
Guy
Response
An untamed river
in the wilderness
Contemplate its
beauty
Build a Dam See who can pee
the farthest
off the dam
A child who is sent
home from school for
being disruptive in class
Talk to the child
in an effort to
determine the cause
Threaten to send
the child to a
military academy
Teach the child
how to make
armpit farts
Human Morality Religious Faith The Pyramids Bungee Jumping


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