| The Shrine to The Trio of Pansies |
| Mackie Stingray of Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 |
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| Shinji Ikari of Neon Genesis Evangelion |
| Akito Tenkawa of Martian Successor Nadesico |
| You're probably thinking, 'What the hell! These people are pussies, and this guy made a shrine to them!' Yeah well, I did. These guys, in the pansy off-season, are probably the biggest asswhuppers of all time. At least they win a 'Most Fucked up Person of the Year' Award. Shinji Ikari (14), Mackie Stingray (17), and Akito Tenkawa (20, I think, because I'm pretty sure him and Yurika are the same age.) have te biggest mental issues on earth, and each star or at least are a major plot part of their respective anime. They also get the least shrine time I've ever seen for main or important co-characters. There is ONE Mackie Stingray Shrine on the net, about three Shinji Ikari Shrines (I'm not counting couples shrines, because more often than not they wind up being Asuka or Rei or whoever shrines, using Shinji as a walking dick, and a convenient excuse to make ANOTHER Asuka shrine.) and NO Akito Tenkawa Shrines to my knowledge, and I searched a long while. God, Ruri gets more time than Akito. Anyway, enough talk, let's present and Rank THE TRIO OF PANSIES!!!!!! |
| Shinji Ikari (far left) Age: 14 Job: Pilot of Evangelion Unit One Mom: Yui Ikari (DECEASED) Dad: Gendo Ikari (BASTARD KING) Most Likely to be Paired With: Asuka Should be Paired With: Hikari RANKING MR SHINJI Intelligence: About average IQ, too withdrawn for a real streetsmart conclusion. Looks: I'm not going to do this for guys. Shinji summed it up best 'Kaji, I'm a boy.' I'll skip this section for the others. Personality: Cowardly AND recklessly brave, depending on the moment. In an EVA, he is asswhupper incarnate, in real life, he can give a deaf-mute person lessons on being quiet and withdrawn. Crush/Interest: Debatable, but either Rei or Hikari. Rei is th only one he initiates contact with. Best Line: 'I'm fucked up' If I told you where it was from, it'd be a spoiler on a spoiler-free site. |
| Mackie Stingray (middle) Age: 17 Job: Assistant at K's Autoshop Mom: ???? (DECEASED) Dad: Dr. Steven Stingray (DECEASED) Most Likely to be Paired With: Nene Should be Paired With: Nene RANKING MR MACKIE Intelligence: Skyhigh, he's skipped high school, and seems to know more about machines than anyone else Personality: Shy, semi-withdrawn, but can get really depressed Crush/Interest: Nene, if you don't know why, see the series Best Line: 'Wow, you're a really smart kid!' to Nene, who is a year older, or is she? |
| Akito Tenkawa (far right) Age: 20 Job: Full-time cook, part time Aesti pilot Mom: ???? (DECEASED) Dad: ???? (DECEASED) Most Likely to be Paired With (In fics): Yurika Should be Paired With: Ryoko RANKING MR AKITO Intelligence: Average, although it never really comes up. He does have a knack for geometry, as demonstrated in battle once. Personality: Shy, semi-withdrawn, but sometimes loud and brash, enthusiastic when talking about Gekigangar 3. Crush/Interest: Hard to decide. Yurika is far too airheady and unstable to work, and Megumi, while less so, is also hard to accept for the same reasons. None of them seem to think Akito has any faults. Ryoko, on the other hand, knows Akito has faults, but still likes (Hikaru coughs *cough loves cough, loves cough*) him Best Line: 'What's wrong with running away! I'm brave, but my feet aren't! Damn feet!' After being fired from his job for supposedly being a 'yellow pilot'. |
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