Thank you for choosing "MAAD". Canadian Personal Injury/Death Representative dealing with ANY ACCIDENT including... Any Auto, Train & Bus Accident Falls in buildings/on Sidewalks Any Construction Accident Any Scaffold/Ladder Accident Any Elevator/Escalator Injury Defective Products Death Claims Medical Malpractice Police Misconduct Demon cats in your underwear drawer Robots dressed as dogs puking in your shoe Alien lasers in the retina I am here for your most URGENT needs. My services include, but are not limited to: Social Workers, Lawyers, Door-to-door Salesman Coworkers, Employers, Employees Bad drivers, intellectually disabled, children with attitude |
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