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The Evil Geocities and the Shinra

*at Midgar Shinra HQ*

President Shinra: Well how many websites can we screw up in a week then

Oh i dunno 30 to 40

President Shinra: Good now lets screw them all up with £50 deposits
Very good yes yes

*Cloud,Cid and Tifa are hanging around Vincents summer home*
:So guys what should we do
:We could spray our names on Barret
:Nah we did that last week

:Yeah but it was damn right funny
:Hey lets check out my website
:Ok

*shinra HQ*
President Shinra: Shutdown in 5..4..
3..2..

Palmer: GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT THE NEW TOY TRAINSET IS OUT!!

*scarlet and shinra give him menacing looks*

Palmer: oops sorry

President Shinra: 1...

Robotic voice: complete shutdown of Geocities network

:Here come the best site ever....just loading.....3..2..1

:Where the hell has my site gone

:Whoa i gotta go

:Its ok Cid lets go to Midgar and sort them out
:Alright

*the highwind crashes into the side of the shinra building*
:Awight outta the way or i'll whoop your ass
:Yeah outta my way or i'll slit ya in half

Robotic Voice: You must defeat all of the Shinra staff to see the President
:Just bring it on

*Palmer appears in a huge robotic thing with lotsa rockets and lasers*

:AAGGGHH*uses omni slash*

Palmer: teeheehee time to die*fires all rockets blowing up a huge part of the
building*

:CAH*uses another 4 omnislashea to Palmer*

Palmer: Whoa ho hooo*suit explodes and Palmer flies out of the window*

Robotic Voice: Now time to fight Reeve

*Reno appears carrying a bazooka*

:HAHHAHA time to die *fires but misses and hits a passing

secretery: damnit you pesky secreteries

*Cid knocks Reeve out during this time

Haeidegger: Lets see what yer made of

*Heidegger straps a belt with the Turks chained to it on*

: YO DUDE........WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE!!!!!!!!!......... HELP!!!!!!!!!!

: YEAH, U FECKIN FAT PRICK!!!!!!  AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllppppppppp

*Cid uses the Highwind to fire torpedos at Heidegger blasting him and the
Turks*
:Pathetic

I belive I'm next
:BITCH!!*Yuffie appears and impales her on her shurikan then disappears*
:What happened

Hojo: Now for me....

*Hojo in a huger version Proud Clod appears*

Hojo: AAAGGHHAAGGHHHHHHAHAHAHA
:Lets take him

:YEAH

*Cloud and Cid use all their best limit brakes on him but it does not work*
:Hang on i got an idea *cid turns on the Tweenies*

Hojo: oooooooo the tweenies

*Cid kills him*

:Now for you Mr Shinra put our webpages back on

President Shinra: Ok
:Cool

I week later
:oooooooo jazzmans site is good ahhhh f@#k what just happened

President Shinra: i never said i'd keep it on forever HAHAHA


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