Party Time!
A G-Wing Fic
By Laria
Once upon a time, in the middle of the desert, in a really cute.. er, blond guy’s house, Quatre was sitting in his den, drinking tea and chatting with Laria, the author, who was sitting on his desk. Laria was a girl who looked about 15 years old with long red hair in a braid, bangs and green eyes. She was wearing blue overall shorts and a yellow T-shirt.
“So you’re finally writing a Gundam Wing fanfic! Now, how long have you been obsessed until you actually decided to do that…?” commented Quatre, taking a sip of his tea.
“Ahhhhh… a month or three… Not that long!” Laria sweatdropped.
“Oh, I don’t mind. So what is going to happen here?” asked Quatre.
“Ummm…” Thought Laria.
“You don’t even know what’s going to happen??? Boy, and I thought Heero was weird…” he said, looking at Laria and putting down his tea.
“I’m not as weird as Heero! At least I don’t try to kill myself!!!” she shouted, crossing her arms.
“Relax, relax! You know I didn’t mean it!” sweatdropped Quatre, knowing he would get pounded if he insulted her.
“Oh, don’t worry, I’m not that mad, Quatre!” she sighed. She suddenly got an idea for the fic. “Hey why don’t we have a sleepover? This house is big enough to hold everyone, don’tcha think? It’ll be so cool!”
“Uhhh… cool is not the exact word I would use for it, but ok.” Sweatdropped Quatre. He picked up the phone and dialed the circus. Catherine picked up the phone.
“Hello! This is the Ringling Brothers Circus! How may I help you!” said Catherine cheerily.
“Catherine? This is Quatre. Can you put Trowa on the phone?” asked Quatre.
“Of course! Hey Trowa! Quatre’s on the phone!” shouted Catherine to Trowa. Trowa took the phone and listened.
“Hey Trowa! It’s Quatre!” said Quatre. Silence on the other end. “Yeah, I’m doing ok, how about you?” More silence. “Anyways, Laria’s here, and we were thinking of having a sleepover. How about it?” Crickets chirp. “Alright, come in about an hour, oh yeah, can you put Catherine back on the phone, I think Laria wants to talk to her.” Trowa handed Catherine the phone as Quatre handed his phone to Laria.
“Hey Cathy! How’re you doin’?” asked Laria.
“Great! Just great! I got a cool new set of knives that I can’t wait to try out on my bro!” said Catherine. (1)
“That’s good! Hey, we’re having a sleepover at Quatre’s house, wanna come? I’m inviting everyone!” exclaimed Laria.
“Does that mean… Dorothy and Une are coming?!?!?!” said Catherine fearfully.
“Uhhhh… probably. But I’ll make sure they mostly behave. I’ll try and see if it’s the nice Une coming too. Ok?” asked Laria as Quatre took another sip of his tea.
“Sure I’ll come! See you there!” replied Catherine.
“Ok, bye Cathy!” answered Laria, hanging up the phone. “Who are you gonna call next?” she asked Quatre.
“You’re writing the story, it’s your decision!” replied Quatre with a dazzlingly handsome smile.
“Alright, alright! Call Wufei. He’s probably at the dojo.” Said Laria, trying not to melt into a puddle. Quatre picked up the phone and dialed the dojo. The sensei answered the phone.
“ONNA!!!! (2) WHY DO YOU CALL DURING PRACTICE!!! I SHALL SMITE THEE!!!!” he shouted down Quatre’s ear.
“Ouch… Uh, is Wufei there? Could you please tell him it’s Quatre on the phone?” asked Quatre politely.
“OK!!!! WUFEI!!!!!! PHONE!!!!!! QUATRE!!!!” shouted the sensei. Wufei took the phone.
“Hello, Quatre. Why do you call?” asked Wufei.
“Well, Laria and I decided to have a sleepover here in an hour. Would you like to come?” asked Quatre.
“THE AUTHOR!!!! THAT HONORLESS PIECE OF FEMALE SCUM!!!! OF COURSE I’LL COME!!!! I’LL COME TO SMITE THAT DISGUSTING WOMAN!!!!” shouted Wufei. (3)
“Gimmie the phone.” Said Laria dangerously. Quatre shakily gave her the phone. She took it and shouted, “ONNA!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!! YOU JERK!!!! COME HERE AND SAY THAT YOU JUSTICELESS FOOL!!!!” Wufei thought a moment.
“I’m coming.” He said, and hung up. Laria hung up the phone and dusted off her hands.
“That’s how you have to deal with these people.” She said, looking at the quaking Quatre. “Ahhh, sorry Q-chan!” she grinned and sweatdropped.
“Oh, I’m fine, really!” said Quatre shakily. He picked up the phone and dialed Major Sally’s number. He handed the phone to Laria.
“Thank you.” She said to Quatre. Sally answered the phone.
“Hello? If it’s not important, I need to get back to the internet, having just downloaded a few pics of cute guys.” Said Sally.
“Oi, Sally! It’s me, Laria!” replied Laria.
“Oh, hey! You just gotta come over and check out these new pics I just downloaded!” answered Sally.
“Will do! But first, we’re having a sleepover at Quatre’s house in an hour, wanna come?” asked Laria.
“Will Wufei be there???” asked Sally excitedly.
“Of course! I just got off the phone with him!” she answered.
“I’m coming!” shouted Sally, quickly hanging up and rushing to get packed. Laria hung up.
“Why don’tcha call the ex-OZ people? I think they’re all living together now.” Said Laria, sticking her tongue out. Quatre picked up the phone and dialed the ex-OZ headquarters. A sleepy Treize answered the phone.
“Hello?” asked Treize sleepily. He yawned. In the background you could hear Une’s sleepy complaints. “Go back to sleep, honey, it’s just the phone.” Said Treize to Une.
“Hello Treize! Ummm… why are you sleeping at 8:00 at night?” queried Quatre.
“We had a… busy day together.” Smirked Treize.
“Oh, ok.” Blushed Quatre. “Uh… Anyways, we’re having a… clean sleepover here in an hour, would you, Une, Zechs and Noin like to come over?” he asked.
“Sure, we’ll be there.” Yawned Treize. He hung up.
“This is getting extremely strange.” Commented Quatre to Laria.
“Well, this is me, of course it’s strange!” she said, smiling. “I think Dorothy and Hilde are living in the same apartment building, you should call them next.” She said.
“No way! I don't want to get stabbed, again!” groaned Quatre, pushing the phone towards Laria.
“Alright, Alright!” she sighed as she dialed the phone. Hilde better pick up the phone… she thought.
“Omae o korosu.” Said someone on the other end.
“Heero?? What are you doing there???” questioned Laria.
“Heero!!! Give me the phone!” shouted someone that sounded like Duo. Some wrestling sounds were heard and Duo came on the line. “Hellllooooo!!!!! Welcome to the shiny happy Shinigami hotline! You are speaking to the one, the only, Duo Maxwell!” said Duo, making some cheering noises.
“Hiya Duo! This is Laria!” said Laria, ignoring the arguing noises in the background.
“Heya! What’s up!!!” said Duo happily.
“Why’re you and Heero, and what sounds like Relena, doing at Hilde’s place?” asked Laria.
“Oh, Relena wanted to visit Hilde, so Heero just HAD to come along, and I had nothing better to do!” replied Duo.
“Ok… Um, Quatre and I have decided to have a sleepover in about an hour. Everyone’s coming, do you all wanna come too?” asked Laria.
“Coming??? Of course we’re coming!!!” he whooped and hung up the phone.
“Well, that’s everyone!” said Laria, satisfied.
“We’d better prepare the mansion!” said Quatre, getting up out of his chair.
“We don’t need to prepare… Oh yeah. I’ll get the sandbags, you tell Rasid to get the bulletproof windows out.” Replied Laria as she jumped off Quatre’s desk and followed him out the room.
One hour later…
Quatre was sitting in the mansion’s security office, watching the monitor of the front door. Laria appeared.
“Hey, what’cha doin’?” she asked, scaring Quatre out of his wits.
“Don’t do that!” he said, holding a hand over his heart.
“Sorry!” she said, sweatdropping.
“I’m watching to see when Trowa comes. He doesn’t ring the doorbell, you know.” Said Quatre, answering Laria’s first question.
“I see. But Cathy’s coming with him, so she’ll ring the doorbell for him.” she said, walking out of the room, closely followed by Quatre. The doorbell rang.
“I’ll get it!” shouted the 40 Maguanacs as they rushed to open the door, but Laria and Quatre got to it first. Quatre, upon opening the door, was embraced in a huge hug by Catherine.
“Hi kid! How’re you doing!” exclaimed Catherine, simultaneously throwing her and Trowa’s sleeping bags to the Maguanacs as well as giving Quatre a noogie. “Laria!” she exclaimed, giving Laria an equally huge hug.
“Cathy!” exclaimed Laria, returning the hug.
“Hey Trowa!” said Quatre, letting his friend enter. Trowa nodded to Quatre and Laria who had, by then, stopped hugging Catherine. A random Maguanac closed the door when a loud banging was heard.
“Everyone step back, I’ll handle Wufei.” Said Laria, as everyone backed away from the door. She opened the door, took a quick step forward and hugged Wufei.
“AUGH!!!!!!! GET THIS WOMAN OFF ME!!!! YUCK!!!!! JUSTICELESS WRETCH!!!! INVASION OF PERSONAL SPACE!!!! 5 FEET!!!! NOW!!!!!” shouted a disgusted Wufei. Laria let go of him.
“OI!!!!! ONNA!!!!!! DON’T SHOUT LIKE THAT TO A WOMAN!!!! YOU DISGUST ME!!!!!” she shouted back. Wufei entered the house.
“Thank you for inviting me.” He said to Quatre with a bow and placed his sleeping bag on the ground. Laria walked back into the house, closed the door and smirked, hands on hips.
“Good to see you too, Wufei.” She said. Behind her, the doorbell rang. She turned around and opened the door. It was the ex-OZ people. Nice Lady Une was in the front, holding Treize’s hand, with Noin and Zechs behind them, holding all their luggage.
“Hi! I hope we’re not late!” said Lady Une, walking in with Treize, Noin and Zechs staggering behind them, carrying tons of luggage.
“I don’t think you needed all of that, Une.” Sweatdropped Laria.
“I need stuff for both of me, though!” said Lady Une.
“Uh, some help would be appreciated…” mumbled Zechs beneath a trunk. Laria ran over and used her authorly powers to pick it up and teleport it to the girls’ room. She then did the same for Noin.
“Thanks, Laria. It’s good to see you again.” Said Noin, smiling, closing the door again. The doorbell rang once, then a whole bunch of times.
“Duo.” Muttered everyone, as Quatre went over and opened the door. He was once again engulfed in a giant hug from Duo.
“How ya doin’ buddy! Man it took us forever to get here!!! Yak yak yak…” continued Duo, endlessly chattering. Hilde came through the door.
“Duo, can’t you keep quiet for even a few minutes?” sweatdropped Hilde.
“Of course not! Hey Laria!” answered Duo, engulfing Laria in another huge hug. He let go of Laria and proceeded to hug Wufei.
“TOUCH ME NOT!!!! INVASION OF PRIVACY!!!! 5 FEET!!!! NOW!!!!” shouted Wufei at Duo.
“DON’T SHOUT AT HIM!!!! YOU JUSTICELESS PIG!!!” shouted Laria.
“Fine…” grumbled Wufei, moving away from everyone.
“Oi… I’m getting a headache…” muttered Laria, putting a hand to her head. Relena entered the door. Dorothy ran in after, gun in hand.
“I’ll destroy you all!!! Mwahahahahaha!!!” laughed Dorothy insanely.
“Not while I’m around!” shouted Sally from behind her, tackling her to the ground and putting her in an armlock. “Hey everyone!” she said, wrestling the gun out of Dorothy’s hand and putting it in her pocket while everyone sweatdropped.
“Well, I guess everyone’s here then… wait, where’s Heero?” said Quatre, looking around. Suddenly, a crash was heard and broken glass rained down on them. Laria deflected and cleaned it up, though. Heero slid down a rope down to the ground, gun in hand.
“Omae o korosu.” Said Heero, pointing the gun at Laria’s head. Everyone facefaulted and fell on the ground, anime style.
“Hi Heero…” said everyone half-heartedly.
“Heero! Your mission is to not kill anyone and to have fun!” shouted an annoyed Relena.
“Mission accepted.” Replied Heero, putting his gun away and putting his sleeping bag on the floor.
“Ok… now everyone’s here…” said Quatre a little nervously.
“Let’s eat!” shouted Duo, running to the kitchen where some of the Maguanacs were cooking.
“This is gonna be a long night…” sighed Laria, taking an aspirin. Everyone except the Maguanacs, who were doing whatever they do, followed Duo into the kitchen. Duo was randomly opening cupboards and stuff, as the two Maguanacs were ready to kill him.
“Did’ja hide the Pocky?” whispered Laria to Quatre, watching the carnage named Duo.
“No, I thought you did!” replied Quatre, a worried look coming over his face.
“Uh oh…” said Laria, as Duo opened the largest cupboard containing Quatre’s not-so-secret-super-duper-Pocky stash. His eyes glazed over as he viewed the treasure and started to grab the boxes, ripping them open and eating the contents as quick as he could.
“Heero! You gotta stop Duo! He’s on a Pocky-free diet!” exclaimed Hilde, looking at Heero.
“Mission accepted.” Said Heero, walking over to Duo and picking him up.
“Hey! I need Pocky to live!!!!” cried Duo, flailing his arms. Quatre padlocked the cupboard. Heero walked to the dining room and dropped Duo in a chair as everyone followed.
“Mission completed.” Said Heero, sitting down in a chair beside Duo. Relena took the chair next to him. Quatre sat on the other side of Duo and Laria sat next to him. Trowa and Catherine sat down next to Laria, with Dorothy at the foot of the table. Hilde sat on Dorothy’s right with Sally beside her and Wufei beside Sally. Zechs, Noin, Une and Treize sat in that order up the head of the table which was empty.
“What are we having?” asked Zechs, across from Quatre.
“Uhhhhhh… Ask her!” answered Quatre, sweatdropping and pointing to Laria.
“We’re having… Ummm… food!” exclaimed Laria, as everyone facefaulted. She used her authorly powers to ‘port (4) in a six-course meal of everyone’s favorites. Everybody dug in.
“Please pass the rice.” Asked Wufei to Quatre, who was nowhere near the rice.
“Why don’t you ask Laria? She’s closer to it than I am.” Answered Quatre, slightly distracted by Duo who was stealing the silverware.
“Please pass the rice, you onna of an author!” said Wufei, not shouting, but close to it. Laria picked up the bowl of rice and debated on whether or not to throw it at him. Justice won, and she threw it at his head, rice flying everywhere. “HOW DARE YOU!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS INJUSTICE, ONNA!!!!!” shouted Wufei, the bowl falling off his head as he jumped onto the table and drew his katana.
“Eep!” squeaked Laria as she made a run for it.
“FOOD FIGHT!!!!” shouted Duo, randomly throwing food around.
“Mission accepted.” Said Heero, throwing a plate of spaghetti at Duo’s head. Wufei was now chasing Laria who had a plate of cupcakes in her hand and was flinging them at him. Everyone else was throwing food at everybody else except for Quatre who was totally covered in food and trying to solve things non-violently. This went on for about 20 minutes. Suddenly, everyone froze. All 40 Maguanacs and Rasid were giving them all death glares.
“I can’t believe you people! You should be old enough not to play with your food!” said Rasid, ready to beat someone to a pulp.
“She started it!” shouted everyone except Laria, pointing at her.
“Ahhhhh… Sorry Rasid… You know… The fic…” said Laria, nervously sweatdropping. Rasid narrowed his eyes at her as she gulped.
“Fine. You have to clean it all up and replace all the dishware. Got it?” replied Rasid, giving Laria the patented Heero Yuy Mega Death Glare ©.
“Don’t worry, I’ll clean and replace everything!” assured Laria, giving Rasid a salute.
“Very well, get to it.” Said Rasid gruffly, leaving the room with the rest of the Maguanacs.
“Whew!” sighed Laria. Then she stiffened and said sarcastically, “You guys are just the best friends! Thanks you soooo much for helping me out!” She stuck her tongue out at them. She then used her authorly powers to clean and replace everything. Thoroughly miffed, she sat down in a nearby chair.
"Ahhh... Sorry Laria!" sweatdropped Duo, putting his arm around Laria's shoulders and making her blush. "You know we were just having fun!" he said, squeezing her shoulder lightly.
"All right, all right, I forgive you." she sighed, as Duo let go of her shoulder as everyone whooped.
"I think we should all be getting to bed now, it's kinda late." yawned Quatre, glancing at the clock.
"Let's pull and all-nighter!" shouted Duo.
"No way. We might have a battle tomorrow." said Trowa. Everyone gasped.
"D-did Trowa just speak?" gasped Relena, grabbing Heero's arm.
"I t-think so." answered Hilde with wide eyes.
"What?" asked Trowa, a quzzacal look on his face as everyone faucefaulted and fell down.
"I think the lateness of the day is getting to Trowa's brain." said Wufei, as everyone got up.
"Ok, you guys follow me to our room and the girls follow Laria to theirs." said Quatre, walking out of the room with the guys following him.
"Let's go!" shouted Laria as she jogged out of the room, down a few corridors and to a room with a TV, bookshelves lining the walls, and a comfy looking couch.
"Where does this door lead to?" asked Catherine, pointing to a door in the corner.
"Oh, that door leads to the guys' room." chuckled Laria.
"Really..." murmured Sally evilly.
***
"Quatre's got a teddy! Quatre's got a teddy!" chanted Duo, running around the room with a cute teddy bear.
"Duo! Give him back!" shouted Quatre, chasing Duo around the room. All the guys had changed into the PJs. Duo was wearing black, Quatre had white, Treize and Zechs were in their boxers, Trowa had red, Wufei had dark blue and Heero had dark green. Heero tackled Duo and returned the teddy bear to Quatre, who promptly hugged it.
"Hey! Whajado something like that for?!?!" said Duo, starting to take his braid out.
"Don't mess with the bear." said Heero, as he took a teddy bear out of his own bag, opened the back, and pulled out a gun. "Anyone who laughs, dies." Silence was prevalent in the room.
"Hey Quatre! Where does this door go to?" asked Duo, starting to open the door that lead to the girls' room.
"No Duo! That door leads to-" shouted Quatre, but he was cut off by loud feminine screams. The girls were in the process of changing when Duo opened the door and got an eyeful. Quatre ran, pushed Duo out of the way and slammed the door shut, blushing and shouting apologies the whole time. There as a loud knock on the door. Quatre opened it a crack. It was Noin.
"Yes?" he said timidly, still blushing.
"Send Duo in here." she said dangerously, a mad glint in her eye.
"You better do what she says, or she'll tear you apart! Trust me, I know." said Zechs, waving to Noin. Heero picked Duo up and tossed him into the room.
"It had to be done." said Heero with a blank stare. Duo's screams could be heard through the door, large amounts of feminine cackling and the cracking of a whip. 10 minutes later, the door was opened and Duo was thrown in. He was wearing heavy makeup, his hair in dreadlocks tied with pink ribbons, and nail polish on his fingers and toes. All the guys laughed until they cried, except for Wufei.
"Those heathens! Justiceless wretches!" he exclaimed, taking out his sword and knocking on the door with it's hilt, shouting, "Come out of your domain of evil, you onna!!!" The door opened to reveal Laria, her hair down and wearing a sleeveless white nightgown.
She shouted, "We're trying to enjoy ourselves here you weak fool!" then she smiled and said, "But I accept your battle offer." She snapped her fingers and she was wearing her regular clothes and holding her sword.
"Time for your death!" shouted Wufei to Laria as he and she started to duke it out.
"But we shouldn't be fighting at all!" shouted Quatre, on the verge of tears. Suddenly, Laria pulled a move that pinned Wufei to the floor, her blade to his throat.
"Kill me. I am not worthy to live." said Wufei calmly.
"Sorry, Wufei, but killing people is not what I do." said Laria as she returned her sword to authorspace and stepped back through the door and closed it. As soon as she left, Wufei started to cry.
"Why can't I beat her? I'm just a poor, weak, justiceless, wretch of a man who doesn't deserve to pilot Nataku, blah, blah, blah..." he continued on his low self-esteem trip. Suddenly, Laria popped in, hugged Wufei and popped out. Everyone was in shock. Wufei was blushing a little. Shouts from the other room could be heard, of Laria and Sally denying that she liked Wufei and everyone else saying that she did. Both groups decided to bed down for the night and play truth of dare.
"Ok, truth or dare, Sally." asked Catherine. Sally thought for a moment.
"Truth." she answered. A devilish smile crossed Catherine's face.
"Tell us what you really think of Wufei." she said evilly as Sally started to blush.
"Well, uh... he's cool... and... a good fighter..." she mumbled. "Ok, truth or dare, Une."
"Wait! You didn't answer the question fully, Sally!" countered Catherine, pointing a finger at Sally.
"Yes I did! I said he was cool! That's what I think of him!" shouted Sally, blushing harder.
"Oh, we all really know what you really think of Wufei, eh, Sally!" said a voice behind a door, sounding a lot like Duo. The voice was muffled and another voice cut in, sounding a lot like Wufei.
"This is an outrage! How could any woman love me? I hate women! Stupid onna!" shouted the voice, when that voice was muffled and a final voice was heard, sounding like Treize.
"Sorry girls! We'll keep quiet now. Please continue your game while we listen at the door." said Treize, while the girls facefaulted.
"Might as well..." muttered Sally darkly. She turned to the mean Lady Une. "Ok Une, your turn. Truth or dare."
"Dare, what else?" smirked Une.
"I dare you to be nice, for the rest of tonight and tomorrow!" said Sally with finality. A cheer was heard behind the door as the girls sweatdropped.
"Alright, alright, happy now? Dorothy! Choose thy destiny..." said nice Lady Une, smiling at Dorothy.
"I'll pick truth, just to have a little variety." said Dorothy thoughtfully, for once.
"Ok then... let's all hear what you really think of Quatre!" said Une, grinning, while Laria and Dorothy facefaulted a large, innocent sounding gasp was heard behind the door.
"Well... He's just plain sexy!" said Dorothy with a wicked grin. Another, now not so innocent as before, gasp was heard from behind the door.
"You take that back!" shouted Laria, leaping on Dorothy, shouting, "How dare you take away his innocence!" Dorothy and Laria started to catfight. "You two-bit whore!"
"Slut!"
"Ow! How dare you!"
"Yeow! Let go of my hair!"
"Shut-up, roach brow!"
"How dare you insult my eyebrows!!!!"
The two tussled for awhile, nearing the guys' door, until they burst through into the guys' room. The guys scattered, Quatre with eyes as big as saucers.
"How come girls never fight over me?..." thought Duo out loud, watching Laria and Dorothy fighting.
"It looks like Quatre's got something that we all need." murmured Zechs to Treize. The rest of the girls stood at the door, rooting for the fight. After a couple of seconds, so did the guys, except for Quatre.
"We shouldn't be fighting at all!" he shouted, almost in tears. Heero grabbed his gun.
"Mission accepted." he said monotonously, pointing the gun near the pair and shooting a couple of rounds, grazing them on purpose.
"WHAT?!?!" shouted the both of them at a now sweatdropping Heero.
"Mission accomplished." said Heero, while everyone facefaulted and fell on the floor. Laria winced.
"Thanks a lot Heero." she said sarcastically, looking at her arm, which was bleeding slightly. Quatre came and kneeled beside her.
"You're bleeding! Here, let me help you." he said kindly, ripping up part of his pajama arm and tying it around Laria's arm, revealing his own, lightly muscled bicep. (O.O)
"Thanks a lot Quatre!" said Laria happily, starting to stand up, but she fell back down, wincing again at the pain in her leg, while Dorothy started to cry because Quatre wasn't paying any attention to her. Quatre smiled gently at Laria and ripped off his other sleeve, showing off his other arm. (double O.O) Laria, since she was still wearing her nightgown, lifted it up to her knee, revealing the cut on her calf. At this time, Une, Treize, Zechs and Noin left quietly. Quatre wrapped the sleeve around Laria's calf, blushing. She stood up, flexing her arm.
"Arigato, Q-chan!" said Laria happily, kissing Quatre on the cheek and making him blush even harder. She then ushered the girls back into their room.
"Hey, where's Noin and Une?" asked Hilde, looking around.
"I thought I saw them leave with Zechs and Treize... uh oh." said Sally, realizing where they probably went.
"It's alright, the Maguanac corps will get them." said Laria airily, sitting back down on her sleeping bag.
"Yeah, but they're elite soldiers. I doubt we'll see them again tonight." sighed Relena, also sitting down.
"Well, let's go find them, then!" said Catherine evilly, grabbing her flashlight, and opening the door to the outside of the room. The rest of the girls followed, Catherine and Sally in the lead. The mansion was totally dark, eerie shadows casting themselves over the walls. As the girls walked down the hall, Dorothy stepped on a creaky spot which creaked. The girls jumped.
"W-what was that?" said Hilde, scared.
"Who cares! Let's keep going!" said Sally a little nervously, swallowing. The group came up to a 4-way intersection.
"Which way do we go?" asked Catherine of Laria.
"Ummm.... I don't know." said Laria, sweatdropping, while everyone else fell on the floor, anime-style.
"Fine, let's go that way!" pointed Relena, pointing to the left. They all started to go left. Suddenly, there was a terrifying shriek, a banshee call that sent shivers up their spines.
"WAH! I'M SCARED!!!" shouted Dorothy, clinging to Relena. The sound was heard again and all the girls screamed and ran in opposite directions from the intersection: Sally and Catherine ran north, Relena and Dorothy ran west (left), Hilde ran back the way they came (south) and Laria ran east (right).
"Well, this is great. We're lost and there's some kind of freak monster chasing us." said Catherine to Sally, who had now stopped running.
"Well, if anyone asks, we didn't run away, we ran toward the noise." said Sally, grinning a bit.
"Gotcha! Let's find our way out of here now... hope none of the guys are out, I'm wearing practically nothing..." commented Catherine, she and Sally making their way through the maze called Quatre's mansion.
"Miss Relena, I'm scared!!!!" screeched Dorothy, really scared.
"Dorothy! Don't call me miss! I mean, we're friends! Now, let's find a way to get back to our room!" said Relena with finality, going in the direction she thought they came from.
"Oh no..... Now I'm all alone.... In the dark.... Alone...!" muttered Hilde, scared out of her wits. Where was a flashlight or a light switch when you needed one? The banshee call sounded again, close by Hilde. She yelped and started running. A few laughs were heard in the darkness.
"Why me? Why did I write about Gundam Wing, why not Fushigi Yuugi or FFVII or something? Now I'm stuck in the dark, alone... THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!" shouted Laria, totally freaked. She heard the banshee call again and Hilde's yelp. She shivered. Suddenly, icy cold fingers slid across her neck and she screamed, drew her mallet using her authorly powers an whacked whoever it was unconscious.
"Laria! You just decked Trowa!" shouted Quatre from the darkness, running up to her.
"Trowa???" she looked a little more closely at his face. Sure enough, there was his infamous uni-bang. "Oops!" said Laria sweatdropping, 'porting away her mallet and returning Trowa to the land of consciousness.
"...Thanks a lot, Laria." muttered Trowa, getting up.
"Sorry, Trowa! I thought you were the person making that banshee scream." she said, helping Trowa up off the ground. She blushed a little, realizing she was only wearing a nightgown. Quatre had put on a new pair of pjs, identical to the last ones he had ripped up.
"...S'ok." said Trowa, almost, barely, smiling.
"We thought it was you girls trying to scare us! What are you doing out here, running around, anyways? We were looking for Treize and Zechs." said Quatre, looking at Laria.
"Well, we were looking for Une and Noin, when we heard that scream and separated." answered Laria.
"Same here. Let's go to the kitchen, I'm sure somebody must be there." said Quatre, going in the right direction towards the kitchen. Meanwhile, in the darkness, a malicious chuckle was heard and Duo was seen, heading towards the kitchen.
"Now I can get my Pocky!" he whispered, stealthily entering the kitchen. He walked up to the padlocked Pocky cupboard, took out a hairpin from his hair, unlocked the padlock and gazed at the Pocky stash. He started to rip open the boxes and eat and eat and eat...
"Here's the kitchen!" announced Quatre when they reached the kitchen. A groan was heard from inside. The three of them entered the kitchen to see Duo groaning on the floor, his mouth covered in chocolate, boxes and boxes of Pocky littering the area.
"Duo!" shouted the three simultaneously as they ran to Duo's side. Laria used her authorly powers once more to clean up the mess and restock the Pocky.
"Too... much.... Pocky..." groaned Duo, rolling over. Laria sighed.
"We'd better get him to a room of his own, we don't want him throwing up all over you guys." said Laria, picking up half of him as Trowa picked up the other half. The four left the kitchen, Quatre leading the way to a room that could be locked.
"Wah! Where is everyone!" cried Hilde, on the verge of tears. She wandered around hopelessly, trying to find her way around. She was positive she had passed that same plant 3 times already. She walked down a hallway backwards, trying to find out if she was being followed. Still turned around, she bumped into someone. Hilde screamed her lungs out.
"Cut it out you stupid onna! Are you trying to make me deaf?" said Wufei angrily, glaring at Hilde.
"OhmygoshWufeiitisdarkandcreepyandthatstupidscreamandI'M SCARED!!!!" shouted Hilde, clinging onto Wufei. He pushed her off roughly.
"Slow down, you weakling onna! Repeat what you just said!" he barked. Hilde took a deep breath.
" I said, 'Oh my gosh, Wufei, it is dark and creepy and that stupid scream and I'M SCARED!'" said Hilde, screaming the last two words.
"Fine. Go find your way, onna." said Wufei, turning to a different direction and stalking off.
"WUFEI WAIT FOR MEEEEE!!!" shouted Hilde, chasing after Wufei. Meanwhile, everyone else was rushing around, trying to find their way back to their rooms, with the exception of Duo (sick), Treize (busy), Une (busy), Zechs (busy) and Noin (busy ~_^). Some of them had found each other and were wandering around together. Quatre, Trowa and Laria were together, Wufei and Hilde, Relena, Dorothy and Heero, and Catherine and Sally. After running around for hours, the groups eventually gave up, found empty rooms and spent the rest of the night there, each group in a room of their own (nothing hentai!!!), with the exception of Trowa, Quatre and Laria, who had gotten back to the rooms but Laria slept in the guys' room, with the excuse that she was lonely. (~_^) The next morning, however.....
"YAGH!!!! GET OFF ME YOU WEAKLING WOMAN!!!!" screamed Wufei, having woken up and seeing Hilde hugging him. She quickly woke up and shrieked, backing as far away from Wufei as possible.
"Ew! I was hugging that?!?!" shouted Hilde, pointing at Wufei.
"Shut up onna! Let's get out of here, I'm too tired to argue." yawned Wufei, getting up and opening a door, just as a Maguanac passed by.
"Hey! Can you take us to the kitchen?" asked Hilde, popping her head out the door.
"Sure. Follow me." said the random Maguanac as he walked down the hall towards the kitchen, Hilde and Wufei in tow.
"Remind me never to come to one of Laria's fics ever again." yawned Sally, red-eyed from lack of sleep.
"Yeah, but she needs us. At least it's interesting." replied Catherine, getting up and stretching.
"Interesting is not really the word I would use for it." grinned Sally sleepily, as she made her way towards the door. She opened it and peered outside, just missing a Maguanac. "Hey you! Can you show us where the kitchen is?" she shouted to the Maguanac. He turned around.
"Sure. Follow me." said the Maguanac, leading the way to the kitchen.
"Good morning miss... uh, I mean Relena! Sleep well?" asked Dorothy of Relena.
"Better than well!" smiled Relena, who had hugged Heero all night long, much to Heero's delight, though he wouldn't let anyone know it (something for all you Heero x Relena fans! ~_^)
"Let's go. I know where the kitchen is. Everyone will most likely meet there." said Heero, getting up and walking out the door, Relena and Dorothy in his wake. When the three reached the kitchen, they came upon a strange sight. Duo, hyper as ever, being the only one who got a good night's sleep, was bouncing around, while everyone else, minus the ex-Oz people, were red-eyed and yawning, was drinking coffee. Duo, of course, wasn't allowed to have any or else someone would want to kill him.
"Sit down Maxwell! How can you be so full of energy? You disgust me!" said Wufei, taking another sip of coffee as Heero, Relena and Dorothy sat down at the homey kitchen table and poured themselves large cups of coffee.
"I had a good night's sleep! Ha ha, Wuffie!" replied Duo, pinching Wufei's cheeks while passing by.
"If someone doesn't shut him up, I'm going to shut him up permanently, when I'm awake." commented Trowa, taking another sip of coffee.
"Man, you guys have to remind me never to write another Gundam Wing fic." yawned Laria.
"Don't worry, we'll remind you. Trust me." said Sally, looking over at Catherine who was sleeping at the table.
"I think we'll have to do this sometime again, it was fun." said Une, at the doorway. Everyone looked up as Treize, Une, Zechs and Noin stood at the door.
"And where were you guys? We were looking for you allllllllll over!" said Duo, with a knowing smile. "Well, you guys must have had some fun, not coming back and all!"
"Duo, shut up." said Zechs simply, pulling a chair out for Noin as Treize did the same for Une.
"One thing still puzzles me, where was that banshee scream coming from?" queried Quatre, taking a sip of coffee.
"Oh that was me! Didn't you know? Man, I scared you all outta your wits! You should've heard Wufei scream like a girl!" laughed Duo, as everybody's tempers rose.
"YOU DIE TODAY, MAXWELL!!!!" shouted Wufei as he drew his sword and started to chase after him. Everyone else, except the ex-Oz people, followed suite. Thus this fic ends with Duo running for his life as everyone hunted him down, Wufei being the frontrunner. And what happened to the ex-Oz people?
"Let's go home and try out my new whip, Treize!"
Oi, somebody get me some aspirin... -_-;;;;
The End (FINALLY!!!!)
1) In the ZERO manga, it shows us that Catherine and Trowa are brother and sister. So any fics with them coupled is incestuous! Ew....
2) Onna means woman in Japanese. For Wufei, it's synonymous with weakling. ^_^
3) Wufei knows I'm not really a weakling, at least in the fic world, so that's why he's always shouting at me, trying to kill me, etc, etc. It was after that battle we had... but that's another fic. ~_^
4) 'port is my short term for teleportation. That includes 'porting in food, weapons, etc, etc. ^_^