| _________________________________________________________________ The List 1) ZINO, BILLY, BOB, and JOE were at my b-day... then BOB decided to pull the pin from the fire extinguisher, then Joe took it behind a fan 4 feet across and 6 feet tall and pulled the handle down thinking the pin was in. next thing i know is pink dust is fuckin everywere and we are coughing and choking while we run to the exit only to find the gaurd is rite outside the damn door. we run upstairs hoping to get to my house before he finds out... and we got caught. 2)I spent 200,000 on a gas gun... only to shoot BOB in the eye and get it takin away 4 about 2 years... 3) Baught another gas gun for 200,000 and finally got my onther one back when i found it. and everything after #3 is becuz of that... 4)Went to BILLYS house 4 a sleep over with BILLY, ZINO, BOB, JOE, and DAN. We... 5) ...broke into school at like 1:00am... 6) ...destroyed all the lights on the hill leading to the school... 7) ...went to JANES roof with a random spanish book i found and ZINO and JOE teared it to shreads and put pieces all over the place as well as stick pages in the air conditioning fans... 8)... found random spray paint cans and DAN decided to spray paint his name all over the wall on her roof... 10)...JOE decided to get rid of the spray paint can DAN used and threw it off the roof and 2 seconds later we heard a car windshield shatter... 11) ...got bored so we threw another spray paint can off da roof and heard it explode... 12)...ran outa the building cause the explosion was really big... 13)...after things had calmed down we went back to JANES house and got another can of spray paint... 14)...sprayed MATV (N) all over the place 15)...DAN sprayed "SYMBOLS" everywhere.... 16)...destroyed like 5 lightbulbs... 17)...busted some random house camera... 18)...stayed up all night... 19)...at 6:00am we started to torture luc's baby all over yun hee manor 20)...luc's baby exploded leaving us in white dust 21)Destroyed about 501 lightbulbs in all... costing about 10000000000 won 22)Sprayed another fire extinguisher at school 23)DAN visting uh-oh.com 24)Shooting random cars passing chicago pizza... 25)pissing some 11th grader off when we got a taxi b4 him when he was waiting 4 one for 30 min, even tho he told us hed kill us if we stopped a taxi 1st... and also waved to him when we passed by him in the taxi 26)going into some random house and breaking lightbulbs and rendering the 220v sockets useless 27)prank call saying we were the FBI... and 1 person actually thought it was real and was their parents took em to the police at 4:00am, and that person shall remain nameless... 28)shooting a motocycles speedometer only to watch it break and crack in horror... 29)throwing stuff on ppl's roof to "decorate" it 29)pissing off the police when we shot a firecracker, and he told us not to do it again, but we did only to find out he saw us and the fire work hit a house window, and we almost went to jail... 30) putting MATV in about 50+ areas all over the school 31) going through the university while firing gas guns 32)totally destroying a magazine with about 20 clips of bb's 33)took a bunch of mouse balls and got the middle school drop in lab closed forever and got them to change all their mouses to laser mouses... 34)...only to strike back and take ANOTHER mouse ball from the SMC 35) cut n pasted about 500 shortcuts to 1 program all over the SMC computers 35) hiding the my computer and all the other icons on the desktop so no one could use it in the SMC 36) pissing off the librarian both upstairs and downstairs 37)getting banned from the SMC 38) using the school elevator 39)Terrorizing yun hee manor 40)shooting ppls windows with gas guns 41)"target practice on sprite bottle" 42)flooding ppls emails 43)"i" guys 44) taking a dictionary to find the most random SN only to come up with "Gondola Mob Zuni" 45)walking back and forth around school while holding DAN hostage and scaring the hell outa the gaurds 46)stopping in the middle of the road while traffic is waiting for us to move while we just decide to talk... 47)stuffin random crap into cars tailpipes 48)going to a m4a1 bb gun range and using the full auto setting which we are not allowed to use... 49)crushing random things with the can crusher at school 50)shooting ppl in the back of their necks 51)causing sooo much problems in the movie theaters while taking out all the screws for the seats 52)scaring the hell out ppl 53)seeing dr. borden drunk at 1:00am at JANES roof and trying to shoot him 54)Terrorizing the late bus 55) going to rob hall and destroying a 650,000 won lightbulb which was for the projecter 56)"Fly choo-say-yo!" 57) BILLY shoots his laptop screen and this is probably the end of the list 4 all eternity... but "The Legend Lives On" 58)Getting in an evelator and shooting out the lights while going up/down. 59) taking pins out of the fire extinguishers. 60)messing up the posters at duncan doughnuts by taking off the things that let them hang. 61) writing matv in duncan doughnuts all over the wall 62) writing matv in random PC places 63) writing matv on doors (7...) 64) taking random fire extinguishers and putting them in locker C-41 65) switching locks with locker B-45 (i think thats the #...) 66) hittin JILL like hell with rubber bands! haha 67) taking a fire extinguisher from a bus not being used... 68) carving matv in various places around school and on a moto bike 69) ...going on top o F building and spraying a fire extinguisher down a chimney only to have it come up and start to go everywhere while (we think) dr. borden was watching or someone (we saw a guy, looked like him) 70) going to school and shooting off F building wit M4A1 at random ppl and houses 71) BOB writing MATV...N on a random street light pole 72) pissin JILL off like hell 73)droppin random spanish boks off of the 3rd floor of the garage 74) getting caught by mrs bird using a fire extinguisher and saying it was BOBs from his house 75) taking a air raid siren from the bus in case of emergency... still need a battery... 76) mikes parents HATE me... 77) look inside locker C-41 78) BOB dissin ms dennis only to walk by her door and have her hear everything!! 79) desroyin "mars" and puttin it on moto bikes and destroying it and having crap fly everywhere 80) getting roof key to F building... 81) throwin big ass chunks of ice under the busses so they could run it over 82) getting a bag of chips on the bus and makin em explode all over the place.. pissed off bus driver SO much 83) making the seatbelts on the bus completly useless 84) visiting the little power plant behind the school and wrecking it 85) BILLY and JANE go BALLISTIC and INSANE one night when they get 5 fire extinguishers and spray all of em ALL over the british school playground... people from yun hee manor saw it also i think the guards they hate us now like hell 86) gettin on the late bus while forcing the guy who checks id's to let me ride... and screamin at him also... 87) gettin on the late bus by usin BOBs id... 88) fuckin up some korean kids after i leave the gun shop cause they pissed me off so much and they hit me in the stomach... so i drop my bag, get out the uzi... unload my entire clip on them... drop the uzi... get the 2 berettas.... empty thier clips on em... and they are bleeding everywhere and are brused... (bb's pierce skin!)i start kicken em all in the stomachs and faces while they are on the floor and packin up and leavin... but i go back and there like "NO PLZ NO!!" and i reach into 1 of their pockets and take 2 thou and leave 89) Messin stuff when the play was over and getting BILLYs and BOBs cell fones taken away by mr gang 90)Taking random names off the plauqes and jamming them down the drink machines in the HS lobby 91)taking more FE pins 92)nearly high jacking a car, but instead putting a "picture" in it 93) opening the sewer cap near yun hee manor and throwing bottles down and watching them explode and then trying to stuff a huge sack of pillows. 94) Un screwing the license plate bolts and trying to take the license plates 95) shooting a teachers car as it drives by, then realizing he saw up and heard the shot. my id was taken but later returned.. 96) matt s is soooo fuckin insane ridin in a taxi and screamin out the window "you have lah-zah-poin-tah!??!!?" and when the taxi stops he calls over random koreans and starts to shake thier hand while we are in the taxi then he gives then one of those cards which says a number to call for fone sex by shaking their hand and passin then the card... also stealing about 6 eggs from a store. also i didnt want my coke so i give it to matt and he just dumps it on the floor and all over some ladies scarf shop. also he starts to hug the kernal at KFC and tries to steal his glasses while alot of ppl are watchin him. also sieriously messin up kfc by throwing food all over the place 97)5 feet high lighter flames 98) taking a cars license plate and going back for the other.... BILLY gots it now as a suvineer 99) takin another mouseball 100) fuckin up an smc computer 101) hitting 101 on the list of destruction 102) "U A C".... 103) stayin up ALL night from 11:00 am to 11:00 am 104) takin a license plate on a car and bendin it the complete other way 105) going in the teachers lounge and takin ms denis' mail and also taking her identification card 106)pissin the gaurd off so much 107) gettin on the MS roof at 4 am 108) condoms at 1 AM (MATT!) 109) ramyon at PC for breakfast (5 am) 110) i loooooooooooooooooooooove paper towels (throws everywhere and down the hill from school while the gaurd is chasing us 111) BILLY nearly DIES after he gets his knife out and tries to cut a wire thats 1 inch think and when the knife touches the wire sparks fly like HELL!! 4 FEET LONG SPARKS!! he survived thatnks to his sweater! the knife was melted and has a big-ass hole in it! we were all like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!" 112) takin the spacebar key from an smc comp 113) takin more mouseballs 114) breaking in to the school cafeteria and taken 18 haggen dazes. we heard the gaurd coming and we hid in the teachers lounge. guard came in a pointed his flashlight round and all on BOBs face. soo luckey we didnt get caught. later we signaled BILLY wit our cell fones and broke the screen on the window and snuck out. 115) destroying C: drive on one of the SMC comps 116) totally screwing the foto lab 117) BILLY makin the power go out for 5 minutes in the foto lab. "do it again, do it again!!" - porno guy 118) screwing the floor in the smc with iodine 119) MATT rips off one of those front signs on a car and throws it 120) taking the bolts to the doors of the HS enterance. now the handle bars are facing down AND THEN WE GOT CAUGHT AND SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK __________________________________________________________________________________________ In all ALOT OF MONEY was lost during all the destruction! |
| Last Update: 6/2/03 |