A Poem by Xris
Roses are thorny
A Poem by Xris
Making up a word
A Poem by Xris
Aerosmith is the best
A Poem by Aly
No, the Beatles are the best
A Poem by Xris
The windows were foggy
A Poem by Xris
B
A Poem by Xris
Printing is hard
And now for the second stanza
A Poem by Xris
Work is bad
A Poem by Xris
A fire extinguisher is good
A Poem by Xris
Aly is all poemed out
A Poem by Xris
I'm writing a poem for Aly
A Poem by Xris
I feel tired
A Poem by Xris
Once when I was a little boy,
A Poem by Aly
We are in graphics class
The Lost Poem by Aly
The lost poem is lost
A Poem by Aly
29th of November
A Poem by Aly
This is a poem by me
A Poem by Xris
I'm tired
A Poem by Xris
Aly is gone
A Poem by Xris
I am alone
A Poem by Aly
The disappearing ding
A Poem by Xris
Class is over
A Poem by Aly
This is math
A Poem by Xris
Right now, I'm in guitar class
A Poem by Aly
The wrath of us
Wandering Glasses by Aly
Xris' glasses, they do wander so
A Poem by Aly
I'm bothering Mr. E, he gives me a sock
A Poem by Aly
It's been a good day
A Poem by Aly
There once was a good poem that I forgot
A Poem by Aly
The title is written big
A Poem by Aly
20 minutes left
A Poem by Aly
I finished a fake quiz
A Poem by Aly
Hehehe
A Poem (that is sad) by Xris
Aly's all creatived out
A Poem by Xris
My Dad is mad at Em
A Poem by Xris
Outside it's getting cold
A Poem by Aly
We're in the car on the way to college
A Poem by Aly
We just passed a porto potty
A Poem by Xris
Aw, how sweet
A Poem by Xris
School is almost over
A Poem by Aly
There were guys inside Xris' locker
A Poem by Xris
Too much tape
A Poem by Aly
We are number fours
A Poem by Xris
Peachy A Poem by Xris
In the library, you must be quiet
A Poem by Xris
9:27
A Halibut OOPS! I mean: A Poem by Xris
My notebook, my glasses
A Poem by Aly
We are watching a movie in APES
A Poem by Xris
The wondering glasses were forgotten
A Poem by Aly
Yer pen is too light
A Poem by Xris
Stupid quiz
A Poem by Xris
It can be height
A Poem by Aly
Diane's don't
(This Is) A Poem by Diane
The prairie vole is a mighty creature
A Poem by Xris
Don't muddy your gene pool
A Poem by Xris
What do I say to that?
A Poem by Aly
I have to teach Xris how to throw notebooks
A Poem by Xris
This is a mini poem
A Poem by Aly
Yer mini poem rocked
A Poem by Xris
The previous page [in the notebook] is falling off
A Poem by Xris
The work is done
Now I'm bored
A Poem by Aly
I moved my hand
Violets are not
We can be corny
Right now, it ain't hot
Making up numbers
It's not absurd
I like cucumbers
D and D towing
Big sand pile too
I speak without knowing
Krusty is a Jew
Better than all the rest
Don't use them against me
ABCDE
And please, do not jest
Aerosmith rocks
Guess what- white is the color of my socks
This poem I will now end
And give to you, my friend
But not anymore
My cereal was soggy
In the center of an apple is the core
C
D
E
G
P
T
V
Z
Aly can't move the lever
Something that's gross is lard
My hand from my wrist I will not sever
Which will end this poem
It doesn't rhyme, but I'll use 'kwanza'
Mr. E: I think you know him
I didn't write the date
I am not sad
Love is not hate
On the front of a car is the hood
Aly's decorating my glasses case
I haven't seen 'The Man Without A Face'
Gus wants the old paper cutter
But just for the blade, Aly shudder(s)
My handwriting's getting messier and messier
If the answer's not no, it's yes-ier
The words on the page are shifting right
In the movie, the car went through the red light
We forgot to draw an 'x'
I thought of a rhyme but won't use it
Y'know what she just pointed out?
Oh, no! I just cheated
At the table I am now seated
We had a hard time
Trying to rhyme
But everything turned out
Okay.
When I'm not talking I'm Sally
Right now I should work on my homework
My sister can be such a jerk
To end the poem on a good note
A kid is a baby goat
I feel weird
I feel happy
'Cos I don't have a beard
I had meself a favorite toy.
It was brown and yellow and blue
And fit inside my left dress shoe.
They ain't around here nowadays,
But way back then, were quite the craze.
Then one day I flushed it down
The toilet. It went round and round.
(I love that song by Aerosmith)
To rhyme that, I'll speak with a lith(p).
Anyway, back to my story.
(I apologize- It won't get gory)
But it got stuck 'bout halfway down.
My ma looked at me with a frown.
"Why ain't you a bad little boy?
Why'd you flush your favorite toy?"
I did not know what to say, then
Me pa walked in with a red hen.
Me ma told me the chicken would
Peck me eyes if I weren't good.
So from that day I never flushed toys,
But threw them at the littler boys
I don't like bass
But I like Mama Cass
So don't give me no sass
Just let me pass
I'd pay any cost
To get it back again
(Not really)
30th of November
1st of December
2nd of December
3rd of December
4th of December
5th of December
Inspired me-ber
You can read it w/o paying a fee
It really is great
To school don't be late
I am a happy chick
My pen is not a Bic
This is the end
The End
And bored
And hungry
I wanna go home
And to guitar
And to Hungary
She's at guidance
I am alone
You must abide ants
With all my classmates
Aly's not here
Now she is
Is a really cool thing,
It makes me want to sing
The telephone isn't about to ring
The phone is ringing
Hey you, shut up
I don't like your singing
Can't you feel the wrath
I am bored
The projector has a cord
I have hiccups (hiccoughs?)
And not much rhymes with that
When I drink, I drink from a glass.
My guitar is very shiny
I don't know how to rhyme that
So, that last line didn't rhyme
What's hard as stone? It's my lime
Mr. Ledebuhr wants an 'Ode to Guitar'
Mooove it down that way, Foxboro go far
I'm going to end this poem here
In the dark stairwell I was full of fear
So I lied about ending the poem
There's 50 U.S. states, and all, I know 'em
I dunno how to rhyme with that scribble
When my sister's dog drinks, from his mouth water dribbles
Wow, holey moley, whaddya know
This poem is long, so now I must go.
We'll make a fuss
'Cos Mr. E didn't write back
Maybe his imagination was full of lack
That last line wasn't gramatically correct
And I can't spell, either
From place to place, they do go
They follow Aly from table to table
They leave, to follow Xris, this is no fable
Not a hit, but one with a dock
on it.
He'll be in a better moooooooood
He will no longer brood
And in Mott The Hoople, all the young dude(s)
Carry the news
And he'll be happy
And very dappy
Even tho it's not over- oy vey!
We have a moral once again
In winter, bears live in a den
The door to the darkroom is closed
To graphics class we mosed
Mosyed didn't rhyme but who cares
Mosed is now in the dictionary, yes, that's where it lairs
How do you spell it?
I-T
It was really good, but not a lot
Paul McCartney is really hot
He and Michael Jackson, they fought
Because the songs of Paul MJ bought
Paul McCartney is really hot
Paul McCartney is really hot
I really like the newtons of type fig
With a shovel, people can dig
But that's work
In chins, some people have a cleft
No, actually, that was completely wrong
I think I'm gonna sing a song
"Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true"
And now I will stop, I don't want to cheat
And use 'do' again - it wouldn't be 'neat'
There is a spider here
AHHHHH!
A person in this class is Liz
I'm psychic - I knew what he'd say
Yay - it's Friday!
Hehehe
Hehehe
Wait - why am I laughing?
There is a song called 'Twist and Shout.'
Statistics makes my mind hurt
The dead lead singer of Nirvana is Kurt.
I am afraid of them
They scream and shout
And stomp about
My socks have frogs on them
I'm almost 17 - that's not old.
Halloween costume I have none
"Jesus was an only son"
I just had cold French toast.
For dinner I hope we have pot roast.
Someone just turned the heat on
Korn's lead singer's name is Jon.
Which is the name of a Miller twin.
S-E-X is original sin
"Up and down the puppy's hair
Fleas and ticks jump everywhere"
Brandy's gorgeous but really dirty
I do not know a person named Gerty.
Right now I am sitting on my bed
With scary thoughts running through my head.
My Simpsons book is on the desk
Stupid desk, I cannot rhyme-esk
It's time I bring this poem to a close.
Where we will not use any knowledge
It is not sunny outside
In the car there are no places to hide
John is singing on the radio
When it is over, his voice will fade-io
It is fall
I love Paul
Paul McCartney is a hottie
The light up ahead is red
I have no hat upon my head
The hotel walls we will dottie
That poem I cannot beat.
The song is ending
The road is bending
There's a cow on the roof,
My horse has a hoof.
Actually, she has more.
She really has four.
My dog's name isn't Rover
My birthday is tomorrow
Which doesn't fill me with sorrow
There's no Clefairy on my hat
Charles thinks there's a problem with that
Class ends in about 8 minutes
Arghmmmmmpfffshlurglekampf
I tried to get out of rhyming gracefully
If I met Godsmack, I would embrace Sully
For lack of time,
I end this rhyme
now.
From inside they untied the twine
I wonder if the brand of pants was Docker(s)
I hope they're doing fine.
Aly and I were twins
My neck has a nape
I have a blue ribbon- me wins!
The classroom has 5 doors
So I cannot count
If you take away 'ain', fountain becomes 'fount'
There is a band called Quiet Riot
This poem had a footnote- yes
there is a guy in our school named Wes
I'm not in heaven
Long period's almost over
I'm looking over a four-leaf clover
That I overlooked before
Stop singing. I don't wanna hear anymore
My pretty blue pen
Ask me to rhyme,
I'll say this again
Another word for movie is tape
The room is very dark
I don't sing like a lark
Xris is sitting on the table
She's sitting there because she's able
I'm sitting, writing poem
Soda on the top has fo-am
Argh I can never write gramatically correct
Attached to my head is my neck
Diane is sleeping, I think
If you don't swim in water, you sink
The time is ten o'clock
On the locker there is a lock
But no twine
Please don't whine
The earth is round
And full of sound
This poem is pathetic
When in pain, call 'medic!'
I think it's time to finish this
When snakes are unhappy, they hiss
Sue, my cousin's new name is Lawton
Stupid quiz I prob'ly got wrong
This poem is short, it is not long
I try to read it with all my might
My eyes, they hurt
I like Ernie and Burt
But I don't like it when people fight
I'm not a whiz
At quizzes
It can be heighth
I don't use the latter
I don't think it's righth
'Cos of her tape
I won't
Buy a cape
The prairie vole has a lovely feature
It runs and skips and hops and squeels
Alas, the vole is without wheels
You'll feel like a fool
You'll look like a freak
Most bird have a beak
This is gross- talking about warts
The cow gave out milk- 22 quarts
I don't walk barefoot
I was wrong about #21- shoot
I don't rhyme well
Oh- what the heck
I love to read Cat in the Hat
Stuff like that's funny
I don't drink tea with honey
Now what do *you* say to that?
When we're hyper, we get funny looks
I'm waiting for direction
Yesterday there was an election
In the locker there are a few hooks
I'll think of a rhyme- I'll show 'em
That's it
I have no wit
Our locker I have locked
I'll say no more
Really soon, I think I will cough
We must WRITE REALLY BIG
So we can turn the page-ig
And have the other not leave
A cloth you can weave
I do not run
'Cos I'm too lazy
This is the original projector with a cord
The sky is not hazy