"Your worst nightmare."
"Why is the website called 'The Page With A Pineapple' when you don't have any pineapples (except the one on 'The Page Without A Pineapple'?"
"What made you decide to make a website?"
"Kinda. Can we go?"
"How come you have a FAQ page, without any facts to question?"
"Yes"
"Yes?"
"You're not REALLY sane, are you?"
"How did you get them to let you put your website up?"
"What was Xris' inspiration for her Story?"
"Why aren't you in a mental institution?"
"Can we go NOW?"
"Why not?"
"Why is my arm tingling?"
"No."
"Are those really pictures of you two?"
"No."
"Just making sure."
"What is your obsession with that clay pig?"
"Uh-Oh."
"Um, why is my arm still tingling?"
"Uh....yes."
"We will now obey every word you say."
"Will we now obey every word you say?"
"What do you want us to do, masters?"
"Can we go now?"
"Has anyone ever asked you any of those questions? Ya'll very weird."
Beleive it or not, that last question was a real one, really sent in by my real little sister. Really.
"Because Xris came up with the name when she was fooling around with a design for her own website that never made it off the ground (or the floppy disk as the case may be), and brought it up to me when we were looking for a name. It was liked, so it was kept."
"To scare you." "Is it working?"
"No."
"Isn't the fact that we're sane questionable?"
"That's not a question."
"So there you go."
"Of course not, you bloody twit. Have you read the 'About Us' page?"
"We hypnotized them into believing that if they didn't, they would turn into slimy little maggots."
"A jalapeńo pepper."
"We bribed the doctors to claim we were cured."
"No."
"We're not through brainwashing you."
"Is it accompanied by a numbness in your brain?"
"You've probably been using your mouse too long. Switch hands."
"Yes. They are actual photographs we took of each other using a Polaroid. Of course not you imbecile. Do they LOOK like real pictures?"
"Then why did you ask?"
“Right. You can never be too careful.”
"Just what you said- an obsession."
"What?" "Hey- I thought THEY were supposed to ask the questions." "Oh, yeah."
"Is it accompanied by a numbness in your brain?"
"That's because the brainwash is complete. You will now obey every word we say."
"That's not a question."
"Yes, you will obey every word we say."
"Spread the word: The Page With A Pineapple is THE place for a cleansing of the inner you." "Hee hee. That was a good one."
"Yes. Go, GO! Spread the word of your masters! Soon, we will have the whole world under our control! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" "Tee-hee."
"No, I made the majority of them up. I say majority because this question is now on this page, and because if Aly thinks of any, we're putting them up, too."