Dr. Krisco's
Dictionary of Common Complexes, Dependencies, Disorders, Phobias, and Syndromes
- Complexes
- Fruitopia Complex: Sufferer eats only after integration of their food.
- Kris Complex (KC): Caused by excess sugar levels. It is suggested to keep away from persons displaying symptoms. (see also Too Many Cookies At Lunch Syndrome)
- Metallica Complex: Sufferer believes self is better than all others. (see also Better Than You Syndrome)
- Dependencies
- Straw Dependency: Sufferer is unable to drink without aid of a straw.
- Pineapple Buddy Dependency (PBD): Sufferers experience withdrawal when contact with Pineapple Buddy is terminated for two weeks or more.
- Disorders
- Food Seperation Disorder (FSD): Sufferer must consume all food items seperately.
- Pig Day T-Shirt Ironing Disorder (PDTSID): Occurs when one does not iron their Pig Day t-shirt.
- Dried Apple Disorder (DAD): Having too many wrinkles.
- Phobias
- Englaphobia: fear of English class
- Squished-craniumophobia: fear of sleeping with head too close to the headboard
- Fatsophobia: fear of being a fatso
- Falsophobia: fear of being wrong
- Talcaphobia: fear of talcum powder
- Bovinedestructaphobia: fear that cows emitting methane gas will destroy the world
- Kleenexphobia: fear of going generic
- Failophobia: fear of failing
- Flailophobia: fear of flailing
- Doganagramaphobia: fear of God
- Freakyphobiawordophobia: fear of making up weird phobias
- Syndromes
- Falling Pants Syndrome (FPS): Most commonly developed at lunch.
- School Sucks Syndrome (SSS): One of today's most suffered syndromes.
- I Hate Kids Syndrome (IHKS): a.k.a. Mr. Corman Syndrome (MCS)
- Pointy Hair Syndrome (PHS): Very rare. I have only ecountered one case. There is no known cure.
- Too Many Cookies At Lunch Syndrome (TMCALS): Caused by excess sugar levels. It is suggested to keep away from persons displaying symptoms. (see also Kris Complex)
- Guilty As Sin Syndrome (GASS): Sufferer believes self is always at fault.
- Better Than You Syndrome (BTYS): Sufferer believes self is better than all others. (see also Metallica Complex)
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