Once upon a time, there was a boy who was happy with his cell phone. He got it about a year ago. It was his favorite phone. One day, the phone rang....... "Pring... Pring... Pring... " said the phone. "I have to pick it up," said the boy.
Since the phone has a lot of function, such as caller ID, the boy was able to find out who called him. "Hmm.. it's my sister. I wonder what she is up to..." said the boy. With happy tone, the boy said, "What is up sister??"
But alas, his sister called him just to mock him. She said, "Your phone sucks!!! It looks like my TV's remote control!" It was so loud that the boy didn't even have to put his ears to the phone. The whole neighborhood could hear what the boy's sister said. The boy was hurt badly.. He was really sad for he was really happy with his cell phone. Yet, his own sister.. HIS OWN SISTER made a mockery out of his cell phone. He was thinking to himself, "Ah... my cell phone.. I love it, but people don't like it. They said it looks like remote control.." The voices kept playing over and over again in the boy's head.. "Your phone sucks!! Your phone sucks!!" The boy even had a nightmare about it.. He couldn't sleep for about 2 months just thinking about the mockery. Thus, his grades went down.. because of the mockery of the phone.
A couple months had passed by.. The boy didn't get that much sleep because of the mockery. One day, he was browsing around the web, and he just found out that his phone provider had a new phone for sale. He looked at it, and he immediately loved it!!! He decided that he wanted to buy the phone... But, "WHAT??????" yelled the boy. "TWO HUNDRED BUCKS????" the boy said with shocked. "I gotta make money fast!! I want that phone, but I don't have the dough". Then, the boy got an idea. He called his phone provider, and said that he wanted to change provider. Afraid of losing a handsome, smart, yet sexy boy as a client, the phone company offered him an offer (what a grammar). He finally got the phone he wanted for cheap!! Just 1/2 price!! And plus, he got other benefits from the phone provider!!!
"Ring.. Ring.. Ring... Ring a ling~~~~ Handsome boy, pick me up" said the new ringer of the boy's new phone... "Oh, a phone" he said. "I wonder who calls me on my NEW, SMALL, SLEEK, NICE LOOKIN' cell phone..." said the boy. He opened his cell phone (even though he didn't have too, because the new cell phone has dual LCD), and he found out that it's his sister again... But this time, she didn't make fun of his cell phone. Instead, she said, "Oh.. I love your cell phone!! It's so nicee~~ I wish I have a cell phone like that. My cell phone is sooo obsolete now.. I LOVED YOUR NEW CELL PHONE!!" the sister said.. And they live happily ever after.