WHY IS THIS GUY IN FELIX'S MOST WANTED??
THIS IS WHY:
Here is the story... Hamasaki Hime was visiting Hong Kong for the second time, and that guy was supposedly her bodyguard.. Well, it was said that he was trying to protect Ayumi from the crowd,and he accidentally touched my HIME's BOOB!!!!!!!!!! YEAH, RIGHT!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE, and tell me that it was an accident... AND CHECK OUT THE GRASP!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS MEASURING OR SOMETHIN'!!! Here's the plan. I'm going to find him, kick his ass, implant my boots about 3 feet up his ass, and I'm going to kill him slowly with a spoon.. YEAH, A SPOON!! Why a spoon you asked?? Well, spoon is not a sharp object whatsoever, so it's harder to kill someone with a spoon, which means that the guy getting killed endures more pain.. HAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. U better watch out guy!!!
MEANWHILE THIS IS WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE:
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