Hello and Welcome....

You've stumbled on my humble little website.  I know it's not much, but perhaps it'll grow into something more respectable one day...

Anyway, my name is Paul Bauer.  Hi.  I'm a 21 year old university student from Milton Keynes, UK.  I'm currently "Studying" (when i'm not in the union Bar..) for a BA in Film and Media at the University of Central Lancashire.  It ain't that bad, really....

Enough about me, you can read more indue time...  This site was started mostly due to boredom.  I hope that it entertains y'all for a brief amount of time before you scurry off looking for pictures of naked women again...  like myself....  Not me naked that is... Dirty Bastards...

Hope the site amuses you for a moment or two, and enjoy it anyway ya can.  But not sexually. 

Comments? Insults?
E-Mail Me HERE!
Here are the Top 9 for this week. 23 / 11/ 2003
the winner recieves many things...
New Entries in
Purple

1). I'm Drunk ( -)
2). I'm Drunk (-)
3). Newcastle beating Man City!
4). I'm Drunk
5). I'm Drunk
6). Fucksticks
7). Kirsty Gallacher
8). I'm Drunk
9).  Boozypoos
Here are the Bottom 9 for this week. 23 / 8 / 2003
The winner recieves herpes.
New Entries in
Purple

1). Woo! i'm a Looser!
2).I'm Drunk
3) STILL Being Single
4). Woo! I'm A Looser!
5). Woo! hangovers
6). Burberry
7). Woo! I'm A Looser!
8). Preston
9). Fucksocks
Ouzo Movies
Ouzo Rogues
Ouzo Music
Word 'O Mouth
Ranting
All About Me...
My Film!
Mystery Link
Added 27 / 11 / 2003

Pages Updated:



For Sale, Again...



Enjoy, and cheers for stopping by.
Paul
I was Bored enough to update the site on:
27th
November 03
Added 6.6.03..
There have been more people, honest.
Mammaries
It'll be good one day, i promise
something new for once.....
Erm, i'll update the site when i'm sober...