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Welcome to Tumblebrutus's Jellicle Gymnasium

Choose your path:

Not yet, Sillyfur~

CATS is closed, and I'm pissed as a cat in the rain about it, but there's not much I can do but wait 'til a tour comes around. The directors at Broadway are IDIOTS for closing such an awesome show! As a dedication to CATS; Now and Forever ("forever"- I think we've been lied to), I wrote a little song. It's to the tune of 'Any Dream Will Do' (music by the one and only ALW~) from 'Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat'. So read it, kay?

The Memory Lives On

I knew a man who wrote a story Which came to glory- that man is gone. Our cats of old, that he created Gratitude belated- and the show went on.

Each song they sang, in purrfect timing, Eyes bright and shining, but the deal is done. All the leaps and steps- must they go forever? Every word so clever- the memory lives on.

A flash of sparks! A blue spotlight! A Jellicle dance in broad moonlight! Feline spirits in the night- we'll never be alone!!!

Pray they return to Broadway grinning Forever bringing their games and fun! Farewell for now, both good and villain Our tears are spillin' like rays of sun.
~humming~

The tappin' shoes! The swingin' tails! Them Woolworth pearls an' claw-like nails! The thrill and pace of theatre leflt lyin' in the dust!!!

Gonna miss the hush, the stage lights dimming. The flirtin' an' the spinning- but the deal is done. For years to come, I will remember That glowing ember, the memory lives on.

Memory, memory... memory, memory lives on! Memory, memory... memory, memory lives on! Memory, memory... memory, memory lives on...

As you can see, we are a Frames-Friendly, Victoria-Unfriendly institute. Proceed with caution.

~Due to the number of people who love Tumblebrutus, I will no longer take him to be my lawfully wedded husb- er, you know what I mean. Tumblebrutus will still rule this website! Faytistica's new hunny- Thackery Binx. Sound familiar? Should, he's the cool black cat in Disney's 'Hocus Pocus'. Long live Thackery Binx! :Þ Enjoy~

Tumblebrutus: 'Nuther visitor, 'Tica! peeks through the eyehole in the door and calls over his shoulder

Faytistica: Invite 'em in! from the kitchen where she's preparing some catnip 'n' honey

Tumblebrutus: Should I check for ID? Scan for weapons? doesn't wait for an answer but opens the door Put all your belongings onto the conveyor belt pl-

Faytistica: No! They're our guests! walks into the living room and waves you in, knocking Tumblebrutus playfully on the head once Many apologies! shakes your paw and looks up Well look at that, you just added another kittie to our counter. Thanks!

Tumblebrutus: Yeah, that's how many people we've had since the 22nd of February. We had a lot more before that though! Wanna know how it started? places a paw on his chest proudly Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a handsome prince in a shining cast-

Faytistica: Enough! You're scaring them! Please, come in, enjoy your stay. Don't worry about Tumble, he forgot to take his ADHD medicine this morning. Come along dear, lets go get some catnip... sneakily hides Tumble's medicine in the treat

Well go on! Pick one, it can't kill ya~

Faytistica: sits down at her keyboard and begins to play Music is the best! (weoino eheahoif oieua henf p aejo ioionkhjhae jhio; oea) Tumblebrutus: saunters in Um, 'Tica, that's not the kind of keyboard Munkus was talking about. Faytistica: Sure it is... (weoinfoal fiehj alei alkd iein aoidfj yowipf92 m keoaidjka ejoaooo l) see, it makes a purrty tapping noise, kinda like a drum. It's not supposed (weoiao aie ao ife ja) to sound like a drum is it? Maybe it's broken... picks up the keyboard and gives it a shake. ~rattle-tat-tat-tat-crack!~ Uh oh! Tumblebrutus: Oh my gosh look what you've DONE! grabs the computer keyboard from 'Tica Not THAT kind of keyboard!!! A piano keyboard! mourns his broken computer keyboard How will I ever update again?!? Faytistica: looks sadly at her footpaws and mumbles- 'msorry. Tumblebrutus: suddenly brightens Hey, this might be ok! grabs a screwdriver and quickly takes the keyboard apart Faytistica: Gosh Tumblebrutus, you took that apart awful fast. Tumblebrutus: looks up a moment and blushes, slowing down considerably Uh, yeah, well you know, toms are good at fixin'... Faytistica: getting suspicious Have you taken it apart before? Tumblebrutus: swallows audibly Maybe.. but to fix it. Faytistica: It was broken before? Then it's not my fault! Tumblebrutus: No! It's your fault! Faytistica: When did I break it before? Tumblebrutus: Not before, just now. Faytistica: But you said you took it apart before... detects the smell of peanut butter and jelly... stale What the...? Tumblebrutus: Eh, probably one of the kittens! smashes the bottom of the keyboard back onto the top half and begins to maniacly screw the pieces together Faytistica: grabs keyboard from Tumblebrutus You spilled peanut butter and jelly in there! Maybe that's why it worked for so long! Tumblebrutus: is guilty Wha...? Faytistica: With all the loose stuff in there, it couldn't get lost coz it was stuck in the peanut butter. Ohwell, now we've got a great excuse to get a new computer! Tumblebrutus: What's wrong with the rest of the computer? Faytistica: Well... ya know last week when we had mouse for dinner? Tumblebrutus: stares at the vacant mousepad, puts his paws up to his mouth and runs into the bathroom when he re-emerges, he still inquires abou the rest of the computer Faytistica: Um... well... the neighbors got a cool new pet. They said it was a monitor lizard, so I got us one... shows Tumblebrutus the back of the monitor, caved in, caged up, and an electrocuted little lizard lying dead inside I wanted a pet. Tumblebrutus: does a double-take I don't even WANT to know what you did with the 'hard drive'! Faytistica: Oh don't worry hunny, it's still in good shape, I think. I gave it to Victoria. I thought she might like it, being all alone in that cell. Tumblebrutus: moans What next? notices something else is missing Where's the scanner? Faytistica: Um, you know the sleeping mats in the asylum? They're kinda lumpy, so I thought Victoria might like a flat bed. It was a flat bed scanner, wasn't it? Tumblebrutus: passes out on the floor

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Welcome to Tumblebrutus's Jellicle Gymnasium

Choose your path:

Not yet, Sillyfur~

The Memory Lives On

Tumblebrutus: 'Nuther visitor, 'Tica! *peeks through the eyehole in the door and calls over his shoulder*

Faytistica: Invite 'em in! *from the kitchen where she's preparing some catnip 'n' honey*

Tumblebrutus: Should I check for ID? Scan for weapons? *doesn't wait for an answer but opens the door* Put all your belongings onto the conveyor belt pl-

Faytistica: No! They're our guests! *walks into the living room and waves you in, knocking Tumblebrutus playfully on the head once* Many apologies! *shakes your paw and looks up* Well look at that, you just added another kittie to our counter. Thanks!

Tumblebrutus: Yeah, that's how many people we've had since the 22nd of February. We had a lot more before that though! Wanna know how it started? *places a paw on his chest proudly* Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a handsome prince in a shining cast-

Faytistica: Enough! You're scaring them! Please, come in, enjoy your stay. Don't worry about Tumble, he forgot to take his ADHD medicine this morning. Come along dear, lets go get some catnip... *sneakily hides Tumble's medicine in the treat*

Well go on! Pick one, it can't kill ya~

Tumblebrutus: 'Nuther visitor, 'Tica! peeks through the eyehole in the door and calls over his shoulder

Faytistica: Invite 'em in! from the kitchen where she's preparing some catnip 'n' honey

Tumblebrutus: Should I check for ID? Scan for weapons? doesn't wait for an answer but opens the door Put all your belongings onto the conveyor belt pl-

Faytistica: No! They're our guests! walks into the living room and waves you in, knocking Tumblebrutus playfully on the head once Many apologies! shakes your paw and looks up Well look at that, you just added another kittie to our counter. Thanks!

Tumblebrutus: Yeah, that's how many people we've had since the 22nd of February. We had a lot more before that though! Wanna know how it started? places a paw on his chest proudly Once upon a time, in a far away land, there lived a handsome prince in a shining cast-

Faytistica: Enough! You're scaring them! Please, come in, enjoy your stay. Don't worry about Tumble, he forgot to take his ADHD medicine this morning. Come along dear, lets go get some catnip... sneakily hides Tumble's medicine in the treat