Invisible Man Songs and Raps

These songs were taken from the Iman Bboard at sci-fi, created by our fellow iman fans. Just thought i'd put them here cause they are so great! The Darien rap is from 'The Other Invisible Man'...like I had to tell you that!

Darien Rap

My name is Darien Fawkes, the call me furious "D"
and I'm the coolest secret agent that you never did see.
The man turned me invisible, now I be mis'rable,
you mess with my hair and I'm bound to get physical
Now I was locked down, lookin' at life, four walls and
a guy named Butch for a wife. When my brother undercover
said that we could help each other if his mother of a brother
would go under the knife. Hole in my head, gland in my brain,
needle in my vein or I go insane. That's the curse of quicksilva',
the stuff that bends light, I get closer to madness the more I step outta sight ...

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Hobbes Rap - by invisible_girl

My name is Bobby Hobbes, they call me Furious B,
and I'm the lowest paid agent that you ever did see.
Seven ex-shrinks, one ex-wife, an invisible partner,
and Prozac for life. While helping a monkey, I fell on
my head, lost my memory and got a chick roommate
instead. We worked for the Department of Education
and the FDA, now with the Fish and Game, will I get
some decent pay? Our agency deals with crooks, creeps,
and nuts, the agency has lots of budget cuts. The Official
won't accept any if's, and's or but's, never offer Fawkes any hot donuts!

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I-Maniac Rap - by GinaS

Our name is I-Maniacs, they call us Insane T
and we're the coolest bboard posters that you never did see.
The show made us curious, now we be delirious, you mess
with our bboard we're bound to get furious. Now we were
all bored, looking for delight, ninety channels and nothing
but repeats in sight. When an ad for "can't see tv" showed
it likely we'd be happy if sci-fi fans across the country would
tune in Friday night. Scenes in our head, scripts in our brain,
chats in our domain or we go insane. That's the curse of I-Mania,
the stuff that bends thoughts, we get closer to madness the more
we go without Fawkes.

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Billboard Song

"They call us I-Maniacs and we're zany to the max
We all sit back and relax, watch Fawkes 'till we collapse
We're I-Maniacs!
Come join our wacky billboard, we aren't that hard to spot
Just for fun we nitpick and mistakes we like to spot.
We're starting our own Fan Club, we think this show is hot
To meet the crew, a dream come true, our hearts would surely Pop!
They call us I-Maniacs; Vince is cute and Hobbes is cracked.
Eberts packs away the facts, the Official can kick a$$,
We're I-Maniacs.
Lauren and her oboe write the really good reviews,
Solitaire spanks newbies, Eberts comes here often too,
R2 chases Vincent while Helena hunts for trolls --
these guys have flipped,
their minds have slipped they quote the show by heart.
They call us I-Maniacs, and this show has made us wacked.
We're zany to the max, there's quicksilver in our slacks,
We're I-Man-ey, totally insaney, have Fawkes on the brainey...
I-Maniacs
Those are the facts."
~R2 and her husband

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TIM Song- by Blade

Walking through the shadows
Prowling through the night
The invisible man
Has stepped on outta sight
He's silent and he's dangerous
Quicksilvered in the light
Walking closer to madness
The longer he's gone from sight
Invisible to the eyes
Silent to the step
Pacing through the moonlight
stepping through the day
Can't see him
Don't feel his eyes on you
That Quicksilver
Quicksilver eyes on you
Walking the tightrope of madness
The thief of master class
Balancing on a blade's edge
will he slip and will he fall?
He's invisible, unseeable
Not invincible
So close to the plummet into Madness
Invisible, intangible
plagued by this insanity
Unseeable, can never tell he's coming
He's the invisible man.

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