Quotes
These are only a few quotes and one liners from the show. If you have any that I missed please email them to me at sculder13@yahoo.com
"I'm not your freakin' medicare!" ~Darien Fawkes-Pilot
"Would you star 69 reality, man?" ~Darien Fawkes-Pilot
"Nobody move or the gland get's it!" ~Darien fawkes-Pilot
"Ralph, you grew up!"
"Yeah,don't worry, you'll catch up" ~Jessica Semplar and Darien Fawkes-Ralph
"Didn't you have any invisible friends when you were a kid?"
"I had invisible enemies" ~Darien and Hobbes-Ralph
"What's her name anyway?"
" 'The', last name 'Keeper' " ~Darien and Hobbes-Impetus
"Biotech glands aren't exactly cheap you know" ~the official
"What's the matter wit you!It's a donut!" ~Bobby Hobbes-Tiresias
"I'm a special agent in a life and death situation. Get me the keeper or I swear I will kill you!" ~Hobbes-Tiresias
"You want a prophecy? If you don't shut up youre gonna feel my fist in your mouth." ~ Hobbes-Tiresias
"Aw crap, I'm talking to tools." ~Darien Fawkes-Liberty&larceny
"When did you start readinng Scientific America?"
"Friday." ~Hobbes and Darien-The Value of Secrets
"I'm beginning to despise the word 'classified' in ways you've never imagined." ~ Darien-The Value of Secrets
"Your pretty when your angry Hobbes."~Darien fawkes-The Value Of secrets
"You wouldn't understand it, it's high tech."
"What a coincidence, so am I." ~ Kate and Darien-The Value of Secrets
"Are you keeping something from me?"
"Always." ~Hobbes and Darien-The Value of Secrets
Added on 9/8
"You're alone?"
"Yes I'm alone, does it look like I brought my whole family here?" ~ Smuggler and Hobbes-It Hurts When You Do This
"So, this is where you were created"
"I wasn't created, Hobbes, I'm not a superhero" ~ Hobbes and Darien-The Other Invisible Man
"He's just ticked off 'cause he's a sequal" ~ Hobbes- The Other Invisible Man
"I was on my way to get a breakfast Burrito when I pulled a rat skeleton out of my pocket. What did you want me to do? Hug him? Pet him? Call him George?" ~ Darien -The Other Invisible Man
"You think I can't tell when you're lying to me. You use one-word phrases..If . . The . . Of . . Check."~ Hobbes-TVOS
"Mr. Ooooo, I’m so unseeable I get twice my partner’s pay" ~ Hobbes-Catavari
"This some kind of Viagra thing?" ~ Darien to Kevin about the experiment-Pilot.
"What league would that be...oh yeah...the psycho secret agent softball league." ~ Darien- Pilot
"Well, if you must know, I was pardoned by a secret intelligence agency who surgically implanted a gland in my brain to turn me into a super agent."
"You don't want to talk about it--it's cool." ~Darien and Liz- Liberty&Larcy
"That bitch!"~Eberts- Separation Anxiety
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