THE SUPER FANTASTIC MUSICAL PASTRY TOUR TO END ALL SUPER FANTASTIC MUSICAL PASTRY TOURS
This is it!!!! The concert event of the summer!!!! STRUDELPALOOZA!!!!!! Here at Pillsbury, we've assembled the best and brightest upcoming bands and put them in the kitchen to bake breadstuffs for you and your family. That's right, all the hardest rockers, smoothest hip-hoppers, and funkiest funkadelic funkmeiesters will be serving up fun, food, and a deep dish of moving and grooving. They'll be poppin' out the croissants as readily as mind thumping and body pumping rythms. So...take a tip from Poppin' Fresh and check out the STRUDEL PALOOZA Summer 2001 TOUR!!!! You'll be poking the dough all night long!!!
BANDS ON THE TICKET
Yeast Infection
Rock N Buttered Rolls
The Dough Nutz
Limp Buttermilk Bizkit
DJ E-Clair
Robert Goulet
Phresh Phood
Bread and Circumcisions
Pie Squared
Nine Inch Breadsticks
Radiobread
MC Crueller
Hour of Flour
Bun DMC
2 Live Crew-ssant
The Yeastie Boys
and special guest
JOHN (poppin')TESH!!!
For tickets contact your nearest supermarket...aisle five...next to the Crisco. Or...call or email: 1-800-YEASTME or hotbuns@enormousbagels.com
THIS IS SURE TO BE THE MOST FUN SINCE SLICED BREAD!!!! HEE HEE!!!!!!
P.S. It has been a long time since I had sex...
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