The police arrested Robbie & Tink. Robbie was caught eating fireworks and Tink was caught  drinking battery acid. After interogation Tink was charged and Robbie was let off.

An M&M and his mate were in a bar when someone bumped into the M&M and made him spill his pint, The M&M turns round and knocks the guy out. His mate asks him why he did it, To which the M&M replies "I'm nuts me !" Later that night a Locket walks into the bar and makes the M&M spill his pint again, The M&M spins around, but backs down when he sees it's a Locket. His mate asks " Why didn't you hit him? I thought you were nuts." " I may be nuts, but he's menthol !"

6 Brand new toilets have been stolen from Workington Police Station. The Police say they have nothing to go on.

A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The Police say they're looking into it.

Two lorries crashed on the A66 one full of Strawberries and one full of sugar. The Police say " There's a huge jam"

Two giants were walking over England in the fog. The first giant says "Where are we?", so the second giant puts his hand down through the fog and say "Blackpool" "How do you know that" "I've just pricked my finger on the Blackpool tower". They carry on walking when the first giant says "Where are we now?" So the second giant puts his hand through the fog again and says "Keswick" "How do you know?" says the first giant. "I've just but my finger in a lake". They continue walking and the first giant asks again "Where are we now ?" So the second giant puts his hand through the fog again and says "Workington" "And how do you know that?" "They've just stolen my ring !"

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