A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Why the long face?"

A snake walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer. The barman says, "I'm not serving you, You can't hold your drink."

A bear walks into a bar and says "Can I have a pint of........................Beer please?" And the barman says "Why the big paws?"

A sausage walks into a bar into a bar. And the barman says "Sorry we don't serve food."

A man walks into a bar with a newt, the barman asks "what's that?" the man says "Thats Tiny" "why do you call him that?" replies the barman "Because he's my newt."

A man is sitting enjoying a pint in a bar, when he hears a voice shout to him, "Oi, Fatty, when are you going on a diet?" He looks round, but there  is only a cigarette machine there. The abuse continues however, until the man complains to the barman. "I'm sorry, Mate," says the Barman, "It's out of order."

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