The Page of Chesta
Anybody who knows Chesta, a.k.a. Daniel Stace, knew that it had to happen.  Sooner or later, there was bound to be a website dedicated to the great man.  And when we say 'great', we mean it in more than one way.  We mean it as one would refer to great men such as Jeff Wilson, Albert Einstein, Russell Crowe, George Washington, and Jim Morrison.  Chesta, along with these men, is great in the sense that he is great at what he does, and has made a huge impression on the world - making a difference, and changing the way we live forever.  However, Chesta is also great in the same manner as Andre the Giant, Fat Hayden, Fat Albert, Jenny Shipley, and Elvis Presley(the latter years).

Chesta is indeed a great man - in achievements and in girth.  And that is why we all knew that eventually somebody would put aside enough time to create a website dedicated completely to this man - this man we love, this man we respect, and at times - this man we fear.  We love him for his big hearty laugh, and his big jolly belly.  We respect him for his constant willingness to drink drink drink, and for his big hardearned belly.  We fear him for his chartreuse, and for his big dangerous belly.

We have NEW PHOTOS.  We now have more than merely photographs from the celebration of Chestas passage into manhood.  No, not THAT... this is a website for ALL ages.  No, we have photos from his 21st birthday party.  For those of you who missed this important event, there were much chippies, and much Raro.  There was even some lemonade for those of us who didn't care about our health too much.  And games!!!!!  There were games galore - Pass-The-Parcel, Treasure-Hunt, Hide-The-Sausage, the list goes on....  Reach this by clicking on the photo of the desert that is Te Aroha.

We also have photographs of Chesta's journey to the Big City.  Well-Hung-Town.  The lights, the glamour, the eating at an Indian restaurant until the proprietors begged him to "leave, please leave - just don't eat anymore!!!!"  View the marvels of New Zealands Capital City, by clicking on the photo of the vast landscape of sparkling lights that is Well-Hung-Town.

And, there are some other photos.  Some from Chesta's time in Palmerston North, and some that were just lonely by themselves.  These include Chesta getting painted up orange, for his cunning plan to run for Mayor.  A quote from Chesta while planning his political career....  "Everybody would vote for an Orange Guy.  Surely."  Well done Chesta, I'm looking forward to seeing Chesta vs George Bush 2004.  Truly a clash of the intellectual titans.  See the Palmy/misc photos by clicking on the photo of Broadway, which is the heart and soul of Palmerston North.  (Also, to read about a band which has songs about, and named after, both
Broadway and Palmerston North, visit the #1 Fans Rusty & The Skipoles Site.  (I happen to know Rusty, and 'the Skipoles', and this site seems to capture their youthful yet mature exuberance for life and Rawk perfectly.)

But - enough chit-chat....  time for photos.

Instructions for those new to the Information Superhighway.  (that means The 'Net - dummies):

Click on Chestaberg (he's the handsome one in the top left-hand corner) to come back to this page.

If any photo offends you, hit your computer monitor, as close to the centre as possible, with a hammer or other fairly heavy, hard object.  This should remove the offensive material.
IMPORTANT:
If you have some material (photographs, funny stories about Chesta, etc) you want to see added to this site, please send it to me via electronic means.  ie: e-mail.
My address is:
chesta@fat-bastard.co.uk
No, really - that actually is my address.  Try it and see.
(If the file is big, send me a note to the above address, and I'll give you another address you can send it to.)
COME ON PEOPLE - Chesta-Net won't grow without YOUR help!!!!
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