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Tuesday, September 18, 2007:
I've obviously not updated for well over a year now. I was part of a reviewing group that made reviewing movies a chore and basically it wasn't fun anymore. Recently I've started back up again in a much more laid back way. Check it out if you'd like: The Review Lounge It's a community and you can join and post your own reviews or leave comments and the like. I hope to see you there and thank you for coming to my site! <3<3

Rating System

Rating System:

This was an awesome, well rounded movie. I loved it. There is just something about this movie that's f'ing awesome. This is a movie that can be watched 10 times in a row and it'll still rock my socks.

This was a GREAT movie. This flick was thoroughly amusing and very entertaining or perhaps it was heart warming and tugged my heart strings. Either way its probably worth your money whether you're renting or buying.

Not bad, not bad at all. It's very likeable. A pretty generic rating for movies that were good but not great. There was just something about it that kept it from being great. Recommended when you just want to sit on the couch and rot your brain. A definate rent.

Meh. It was okay. There were some redeeming qualities about it that made it stand out a little but nothing to write home about. It wasn't painful to sit through but it still wasn't fun. If I give it this rating, I really just want to see the good in the movie.

Wow. This movie makes you want to stab yourself in the eye with a pen...or maybe the actors and anyone involved with this project. Hopefully this won't be a frequent rating...for sanity's sake.

This was a HORRID movie by most people's standards but I thought it was awesome. Absolutely loved it! If it weren't such a bad movie it would get 4 or 5 normal stars. Good times and very recommended! Burt Reynolds says YES.

This is a GREAT. It had everything that makes it a terrible movie mixed in but is still very entertaining. Still, it was lacking something to make it completely awesome. Irritating characters, lame ending, etc. Burt Reynolds says yes, but less enthusiastically.

This is getting down there. I liked it, but would probably never watch it again. It's worth a look-see but be warned, it may be painful to those who are untrained. Burt Reynolds give this movie a nod.

Ugh. This is REALLY getting down there. Maybe a few good lines or some cool effects saved it from being the worst movie ever, but it still felt like vultures were picking at my brain while I was watching it. See it only if you really like B movies and you're insane like me ^_^. Even this movie gave Burt Reynolds' the sweats.

As a avid movie watcher...and a human being...I beg that this movie be burned at the stake. Worst...movie...ever... Burt Reynolds certainly doesn't approve.

Reviews

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Movie Rating Description
8 Guys Dane Cook's short film that boasts "8 guys...that's 16 balls."
10 Things I Hate About You A 90's pop culture re-telling of Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew"
12 Monkeys The future is the past...that's happening now...right?
25th Hour The story of a man's last 24 hours of freedom before he's sent to jail.
28 Days Later A zombie flick...or IS it?!
187 After a brutal stabbing a teacher tries to start again by substituting for a bad L.A. school.


A
Movie Rating Description
Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
Across the 8th Dimension, The
What happens when the 80's try to make a sci-fi movie? THIS!
Amélie An introvert tries a hand at helping people change their lives and discovers love in the process.
American Beauty A man tells his tale of how he turned his miserable life around and turned everyone else's upside down in return.
American Movie
Making of Northwestern
A documentary on an independent filmmaker's journey to complete a film.
American Psycho After killing multiple people, a suave serial killer may finally get caught when he murders a co-worker.
Atom Age Vampire After being disfigured, a beautiful woman gets unconventional treatment from a doctor who is willing to kill a thousand times before admitting defeat...literally.
Audition
Odishon
A man holds an audition in order to find a new wife.


B
Movie Rating Description
Bat, The The Rouge Reviewers October Roundtable.
Bend it Like Beckham A young Indian girl has a dream to become a famous footballer, but her traditional family has different plans.
Best Laid Plans Ever feel like the world is consipiring against you?
Better Luck Tomorrow "When you have everything you want...you can't settle for happiness."
Big Doll House A group of girls plan to break out of jail where they are being sexually tortured to death.
Big Lebowski, The A slacker gets mixed up in a kidnapping because he shares the same name of a local billionaire.
Birth A grieving widow decides to marry again, but her plans are derailed when she meets a young boy who claims to be her reincarnated husband.
Blair Witch Project 2:
Book of Shadows
Five people head out into the Maryland woods to recreate the movie "The Blair Witch Project" and accidentally bring back something evil...
Boogeyman After his mother dies, a man must confront his fears of the boogeyman.
Boondock Saints Two Irish brothers believe they have been sent from God to rid the world of evil.
Bottle Rocket "On the run from Johnny Law. It ain't no trip to Cleveland."
Bowling for Columbine A Michael Moore documentary about America's facination with guns.
Bridget Jones's Diary A woman begins a diary to help her overcome all of her vices and sort out her love problems.
Brokedown Palace Two friends get put in a Thai jail for drug smuggling while vacationing in Thailand.
Bubba Ho-tep Elvis and JFK are still very much alive in a rest home and they must now endure the fight of their lives against a soul sucking mummy.


C
Movie Rating Description
Cabin Fever No one ever told them not to drink the water.
Capricorn One Three astronauts are forced to fake a landing on Mars, but run into trouble when the shuttle is destroyed in space.
Carnival of Souls After surviving being thrown off a bridge in a car a woman begins to slowly go crazy.
Carnosaur Genetically altered chickens give birth to dinosaurs. Yeah, you read that right.
Carrie A girl becomes a victim of a cruel prank and decides not to take any more crap.
Cat-Women of the Moon Rouge Reviewers December Roundtable.
Cellular A guy gets a phone call on his cell phone from a woman who says she's been kidnapped and needs his help to save her family.
Cherish A woman gets put under house arrest for killing a police officer and has little time to prove her innocence.
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things Good advice, really.
City of Lost Children, The A flick about a land where children get kidnapped for their dreams.
Club Dread On Pleasure Island a killer is on the loose killing the staff of the tropical resort.
Clueless "A book once read...all is well when you help people and stuff."
Con Air A man on parole gets his plane home hijacked and he must find some way to make it home to his family in one piece.
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind The life of Chuck Barris.
Cube A group of strangers are trapped in a giant cube prison and they must work together to figure out how to get out without getting killed.
Cube 2:
Hypercube
This time...there ARE no rules!


D
Movie Rating Description
Dawn of the Dead The 2004 remake of the cult zombie flick of the same name.
Dead Man "I am William Blake...do you know my poetry?"
Deliverance What did happen on the Cahulawassee River?
Devil in the Flesh She's got it bad, got it bad, got it bad. She's hot for teacher!
Devil's Pond A young couple spends their honeymoon on a secluded island in the middle of a lake , but only one of them knows they'll be there forever.
Dickie Roberts:
Former Child Star
A washed up former child star hires a family to fix all his emotional problems in a month so he can act.
Die Hard 44 Stories of Sheer Adventure!
Doom Generation, The Three jaded teens accidentally kill a store clerk and run from the law, while having lots of sex and swearing.


E
Movie Rating Description
Election Reading, Writing, Revenge!
Elephant Man "I am not an animal! I am...a...human being!"
Escape From New York Manhattan Island is turned into a maximum security prison and the government depends on a war hero turned criminal to save the president when his hijacked flight crashes in New York.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind A man decides to get back at his ex-girlfriend by having her erased from his memory.
Eye, The
Jian Gui
A young woman spent so much of her life blind that when she recieves an eye transplant she can't tell what's real and what's not.
Eye 2, The
Jian Gui 2
After attempting to commit suicide, a woman discovers she is pregnant and that if she doesn't want her baby, other unworldly forces do.


F
Movie Rating Description
Fear An innocent girl falls for a tall, dark stranger who will do anything to keep her by his side. No relation to The Fear 2.
Fear 2, The:
Halloween Night
A man haunted by his parent's death takes six of his friends to the middle of nowhere to perform an old Indian ritual.
Flashdance A young girl tries to make it in a world made of steel, made of stone. Ah, what a feeling.
Flatliners "Somehow, some way we brought our sins back from the past...and they're pissed."
Flowers in the Attic Four children are locked in an attic by their Grandmother after their father's death.
Freeway Little Red Riding Hood meets her wolf...and then shoots the hell out of him.


G
Movie Rating Description
Ghosts of Mars Five people head to Mars to pick up a wanted criminal, but find themselves met by something much worse.
Ghost World Two disenchanted friends finish high school and have to face the real world for the first time.
Gothika A psychiatric doctor at a correctional facility finds herself in the same situation as her patients when she's accused to murdering her husband.
Grudge, The The American version of Ju-on: The Grudge


H
Movie Rating Description
H A brutal murderer is on the loose killing different women who have one thing in common. Two detectives must ask a killer guilty of similar murders for help.
Halloween A deranged killer returns to his hometown to terrorize a babysitter and her friends.
Halloween 3:
Season of the Witch
From the Halloween franchise...yet totally unrelated...
Hang 'Em High A man gets hung for a crime he didn't commit and lives to take his revenge.
Hard to Kill Steven Segal plays the exact same role for the 100th time. You could even say...he's "hard to kill." Aha. Reviewed "Quickie" style.
Heathers A girl and her new boyfriend start killing off the popular kids in their high school.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch He had an operation...but something went wrong...and all that's left is an angry inch.
Hellraiser A man is resurrected from hell where he was being tortured by Cenobites.
Hellraiser 2:
Hellbound
A doctor obsessed with the Cenobites resurrects Kirsty's stepmother and releases the Cenobites once again.
Hellraiser 4:
Bloodline
Pinhead is back to prove once again, what a hardass he is and they explain the origin of the box.
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not
A la Folie... Pas du Tout
There are two sides to every story...
Hide and Seek A young girl befriends a violent imaginary friend after her mother's death.
High Plains Drifter A drifter comes through a small town, paints it red and renames it hell (very literally).
Hillz, The A college student returns home and gets mixed up with his old friends who are all on the fast track to the ends of their lives.
History of the World:
Part 1
Mel Brooks makes fun of five points in history in this mockumentary.
Hours, The Three women in different times are connected by the novel Mrs. Dalloway.
House of a 1000 Corpses When will people learn to stop messing with inbreds?
House of the Dead A movie based off the video game of the same name.
House of Wax Six people get lured into a strange town where the main attraction is a large wax museum.
House on Haunted Hill Rouge Reviewers October Roundtable.


I
Movie Rating Description
Idle Hands A high school stoner's hand get possessed by the devil and goes on a killing spree.
Iron Monkey
Tie ma Liu
A young gambler becomes a sole survivor after his family is murdered and he must master the Monkey Fist in order to extract revenge.


J
Movie Rating Description
Jack Frost A killer snowman wrecks havoc on a small town.
Jack Frost 2:
Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman
Jack Frost is back, but this time...he's less funny.
Jawbreaker Three girls accidently kill their best friend with a jawbreaker and try to cover it up.
Ju-on When you die in a state of terror you create a curse that kills anyone who comes in contact with it.


K
Movie Rating Description
Killer Condom:
The Rubber that Rubs You Out
Killer Condoms are on the loose in NYC biting off the jiggly bits of promiscuous people.
Killing me Softly A woman leaves her life of security for a rugged and mysterious stranger.
Kung Pow:
Enter the Fist
Never leave home without your gopher nunchucks.


L
Movie Rating Description
L4yer Cake A high stakes drug dealer wants out, but gets sucked into doing one last favor for his boss.
L.A. Confidential How far are you willing to go to know the truth?
Last Stop, The A group of people are snowed into a hotel leaving them trapped with a killer on the loose.
Legally Blonde A beautiful blonde follows an ex-boyfriend to Harvard but finds herself and her potential instead.
Legally Blonde 2:
Red, White, and Blonde
Bigger. Bolder. Blonder.
Legend of Billie Jean, The When a girl becomes a legend...fair is fair!
Lewis and Clark and George Two escaped convicts and a mute search for an old gold mine where gold is hidden.
Lost and Delirious Two girls that are lovers in a boarding school get a new roomate who gets put in the middle of their troubles.
Lost in Translation Two lonely strangers find love and comfort while in Japan.


M
Movie Rating Description
Maximum Overdrive After a comet passes Earth a group of people are forced to hole up in a gas station diner while unruly semis kill any human they can.
Mean Machine A washed up footballer gets a second chance to do the right thing.
Millennium Actress
Sennen Joyu
(Anime)
During a documentary of her life an old woman relives her past.
Miner's Massacre:
The Curse of the 49er
This flick proves that hilarious taglines do not make a good movie.
Mommie Dearest A tell-all story of the alleged abuse actress Joan Crawford inflicted on her adopted children.
Mothman Prophecies, The A disturbing tale based on true events.


N
Movie Rating Description
Naked Lunch This is why you don't inject bug powder...
Nick of Time Never look like you love your kid too much in public.
Nightmare on Elm Street One, two, Freddy's comin' for YOU!
Nightmare on Elm Street 2:
Freddy's Revenge
Three, Four, Better Lock Your Door...
Nightmare on Elm Street 3:
Dream Warriors
Five, Six, Get a crucifix...
Nightmare on Elm Street 4:
The Dream Master
The only nightmare here is being forced to stay awake and watch this entire movie.
Nightmare on Elm Street 5:
Dream Child
Evil has spawned...another crappy sequel...
Nightmare on Elm Street 6:
Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare
Words can't express...how terrible this movie was...
Nightmare on Elm Street 7:
New Nightmare
Seriously...why won't he die.
Night of the Living Dead A group of people are trapped in a house while trying to escape ruthless zombies.


O
Movie Rating Description
Old School "We're going streaking!"
Others, The A woman and her family are being disturbed by unseen forces in their home.


P
Movie Rating Description
Passion of the Christ Based on the last few hours of Christ's life.
Phantoms Four people must save the human race from an ancient terror.
Pink Floyd:
The Wall
A rock opera turned cult classic.
Pitch Black 2:
The Chronicles of Riddick
Riddick is back to save the universe from the deadly Nazi-esque Necromongers.
Power of Attorney An idealistic lawyer allows himself to be "turned around" by manipulative crime boss.
Preaching to the Perverted A young man goes undercover to expose the steamy world of S&M!
Prom Night A killer is out killing teens on prom night, but these teens just may deserve it.
Pulp Fiction The stories of two mob hit men, a boxer and a pair of diner bandits come together in four tales of violence and redemption.
Pumpkin A girl with a perfect life falls in love with a mentally disabled boy named Pumpkin.


Q
Movie Rating Description
Q: The Winged Serpent A giant winged serpent is terrorizing New York City.


R
Movie Rating Description
Rasen After the mysterious death of an old friend, a doctor discovers that a mysterious videotape may be spreading an optical virus that kills people. This is the original sequel to "Ringu."
Ringu After her niece dies mysteriously, a reporter begins to investigate a video tape that is said to kill the person who watches it in seven days.
Ringu 2 After the death of her boyfriend, a girl seeks her lover's ex-wife for answers.
Ring Virus, The The Korean version of Ringu.
Roger Dodger A ladies man teaches his nerdy nephew how to be a player.
Rules of Attraction, The When rich / pretty people have problems...they probably play out like this.
Runaway Jury During a high profile case against a gun company someone blackmails the lawyers for $10 million to have the case go in their favor.
Run Lola Run
Lola Rennt
You can win roulette if you scream loud enough.


S
Movie Rating Description
Samurai Fiction:
Episode One
A samurai seeks revenge on a ronin for killing his friend and stealing his clans sword.

Saw 2
The Jigsaw killer is back to punishing those who do not value their lives in this sequel.
Scream If you play by the rules...you won't die.
Session 9 A group of men working to restore an old insane asylum seem to go crazy themselves.
Shikoku Two friends try to stop their deceased friend's mother from resurrecting her body.
Shining, The A man gets cabin fever while watching over a hotel during the winter.
Showgirls A young girl dreams of being a showgirl in Las Vegas and she won't let anyone stop her.
Simon Sez Answers the age old question, what would happen if you paired up a basketball player and comedian to save the world's national monuments?
Skeleton Key, The A hospital worker takes a hospice job in the heart of the bayou where hoodoo is a way of life.
SLC Punk A punk anarchist from Salt Lake City starts to lose faith in his beliefs when they don't hold up in real life.
Sleepaway Camp A lame movie with a creepy ending.
Sometimes They Come Back for More The military police are sent in to stop an officer who's gone crazy at an ice station in Antarctica.
Spellbound A documentary of the national spelling bee...
Spirited Away
Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi
(Anime)
A young girl's journey into a world full of magic.
Spun Drugs are bad m'kaaay...but this movie doesn't prove that.
Starship Troopers Four friends join the military together to fight the Arachnids on another planet.
Starsky & Hutch "Go do it...Do it..."
Strangeland A man uses online chats to lure teens so he can torture them in a ritualistic fashion.
Suicide Club
Jisatsu Saakuru
Groups of teens are joining suicide clubs and committing mass suicide.
Summer of Sam The (un)forgettable summer of Sam.
S.W.A.T. Even the police need to call 911.
Sweet Hereafter, The Tragedy hits a small town, but was it truly an accident?
Swimfan A high school swim star's life quickly falls apart after sleeping with the wrong girl.
Swingers "You're money baby. You're so money and you don't even know it!"


T
Movie Rating Description
Tank Girl A girl with a big mouth saves the world!
Taxi Driver A man shaves his head and goes on a murdering rampage...
Terminator, The Two people come to the past from the future to find one woman.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Five youths stumble upon a small town with a big secret.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 A DJ hears 2 boys getting murdered by Leatherface while on the phone with her, making her his next target.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3:
Leatherface
Leatherface is back again, with a different family...and a child? What?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4:
The Next Generation
The final installment of the Chainsaw Massacre series.
To Wong Foo,
Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar
Three drag queens get stranded in a rural town in middle America on their way to a Drag Queen of America contest.
Troy The historical epic The Iliad gets hollywood-ized.


U
Movie Rating Description
Urban Legend A serial killer is on the loose at a university and the killer's murders mirror popular urban myths.
Usual Suspects, The Five known felons band together to get back at the NYPD but their revenge turns into something much bigger and more complicated then they ever imagined.


V
Movie Rating Description
Valentine Five women are being hunted down by a killer with a cupid mask and a personal vendetta.
Versus A prisoner escapes into the Forest of Resurrection...where nothing stays dead...
Virgin Suicides, The Never stay out past your curfew...


W
Movie Rating Description
Waking Life An utterly pretentious film about absolutely nothing.
Warriors, The A street gang called the Warriors have to somehow make it back to their own turf alive after being framed for the murder of another gang leader.
Wedding Singer, The Party like it's 1985.
When a Stranger Calls A babysitter is terrorized by threatening phone calls.
Whispering Corridors
Yeogo Goedam
Abusive teachers are suddenly committing suicide in an otherwise quiet all-girls school.
White Noise A man opens a can of worms when he obsessively tries to contact his dead wife through EVP.
Wicked A girl gets an Electra Complex after her mother is bludgeoned to death by a Greek tragedy mask. Sensing a theme?
Wicker Park A man becomes obsessed with his long lost love after catching a glimpse of her in his old hometown.
Wild Things Two girls accuse their teacher of raping them, but nothing is as is seems.
Wishmaster Forget the stories you once knew about genies...
Wishmaster 2:
Evil Never Dies
Evil never dies...but you wish it would so no more movies like this would ever be produced.
Wishmaster 3:
Beyond the Gates of Hell
If over acting was a crime...everyone in this movie would be arrested.
Wishmaster 4:
The Prophecy Fufilled
The final installment of the Wishmaster series.
Wrong Turn Never follow signs that have been scrawled on a piece of cardboard.


X
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Y
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Z
Movie Rating Description
Zoolander 3% Body Fat, 1% Brain Activity.




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