Welcome to "Fat Mish" the website dedicated to the increasingly more elaborate and pointless mishes by Johnny Ball, Alex Fee and Rob Skinner. All mishes begin with certain 'goals' in mind, and the sole purpose of each is to better the previous mish in terms of distance or idiocy. All mishes must begin in Liverpool. "When I leave town, I never tell my people where I am going. if I did,  I would lose all my pleasure. It is a silly habit, I dare say, but somehow it seems to bring a great deal of romance into one's life." Oscar Wilde, The Portrait of Dorian Gray

Mishion Statement - All mishes MUST fulfill all the criteria planned in the proposal before the mish to be considered a success. However a mish can still be considered successful if objectives are added and completed instead of other objectives. - Each mish must better the previous mish in terms of distance or idiocy. - Mishes must NEVER be counted if they have recieved permission from parents. That is to say, all mishes must be secret when the mishers leave their starting point.

Proposed Mishes: Special Mish Dublin Amsterdam

Mishes to Date: Saughall Massie Marford Leeds Nottingham London (Salford) (Stirling/Morrissey)

Mishketeers: Fee Johnny Rob

Guide to Mishing: What is a 'Mish'? Plan Your Own Mish 10 Reasons to Mish Heroes of mishing: www.fat-pie.com Devvo

Guests

There hasn't been a mish in a while. To see what we've been up to since July 2005, click HERE to see some safe videos.

WHO SABOTAGED THE 1st LONDON MISH?

Stirling Pictures ... The trip to see Morrissey live. Click HERE.

The completed British mish map as it will eventually look

The growth of the art of mishing, as shown by the Liverpool Mishketeers All distances are ONE WAY to final destination 1) Liverpool- Birkenhead- Saughall Massie (19.1 miles) 2) Liverpool- Birkenhead- Chester- Marford (34.0 miles) 3) Liverpool- Warrington- Altringham- Manchester- Oldham- Huddersfield- Leeds (92.2 miles) 4) Liverpool- Birkenhead- Chester- Whitchurch- Shrewsbury- Telford- Stafford- Nuneaton- Nottingham (193.9 miles) 5) Liverpool- Birkenhead- Chester- Whitchurch- Shrewsbury- Telford- Wolverhampton- Birmingham- Stratford- Oxford- London (258.2 miles)

Just in case you're an idiot, here's a graph proving that each mish has increased in distance.

And the total distance mished....