The Worst Page in the Universe
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If you disagree with anything on this page, then your opinion is probably different than mine because I made this web site. If you agree with anything on this page you aren't a very smart person. Infact, your'e downright silly.
Am I wrong or what?
News: This site is officially the Worst Page in the Universe. If you disagree, read an article. (updated never).
Still disagree? E-mail me at fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com or instant message me (AIM) at fastmansails.


How to seduce women (I'm so nice to you guys, you should pay me).
[updated frequently]

Your shitty ass security isn't stopping me.
[posted 7/26/00]

Here is your god damn update, fuck off.
[posted 2/1/00]

Fan mail.. or is it..?

[posted 1/15/00]

Want to be cool? Hate our president!

[posted 10/29/00]
If you work for Websense, you aren't reading this.
[posted 9/28/00]

People that play dance dance revolution look so cool!
[posted 8/25/00]
Another T.V. show makes me mad.
[posted 7/2/00]

I hate fifth grade graduations.
[posted 6/29/00]

Oh my god!
[posted 6/24/00]

Off the hizzie! Vanilla Ice spawns another white rapper!
[posted 6/10/00]

I'm not the only one looking at tits.
[updated 19/5/00]

An update? Couldn't be!
[updated 4/27/00]

News: Girls are born retarded (warning, article not funny, don't read if you want to stay my fan. Fuck you.
[posted  2/29/00]

The Blue Man Group kicks ass
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[posted 2/10/00]

The Special Olympics; is there any other kind?

[posted 2/8/00]

My animated image!

[posted 1/29/00]

American Idol doesn't reveal idols.
[posted 1/26/99]

Are you a pussy that can't stand my site? Whine and bitch about it in mail (new hate mail).
[posted  1/22/99]

Hey, I had feces for breakfast.
[posted 1/20/99]

I hate everything.
[posted 1/18/99]

No one likes children, but what about adults?
[posted 1/15/99]

Need help shopping for birthday presents?
[posted 1/10/99]

Don't send me mail if you possibly have a mental disability (new hate mail).
[posted 1/4/99]

We don't want to hear your tedious jokes.

[posted 1/3/99]

Homeless people have enough problems.
[posted 1/1/99]

Words we will never use.
[posted 1/1/99]

Harry Potter can't put a spell on this.
[posted 1/1/99]


Maddox fans, click and be horrified.
[posted 1/1/99]
Is your site stupid enough to link to...
Click to learn how you can link to my surprisingly shitty site.
Popeye is the most badass sailor I know of.
He will fuck you up.
Here are some pages that are better than mine. Rather than link to every site in existence, I have decided to just put my favorites.
Special thanks to Geocities: by far the worst hosting and web building site on the net. Check them out for all of your stupid bull shit needs:
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maddox.xmission.com - Creator of the Best Page in the Universe. Notice his supreme skills in his writing, and his greatness. Too bad his fans all suck (except for me).

ninjapirate.com - Creator of the Second Best Page in the Universe. Now this guy really knows how to make a site. Look how it is as cool as Maddox's, but pisses Maddox's fans off more.

poeticgarbage.com/maddoxwannabe.html - The only page I ever read by this guy, but it makes very good points.
000,000,039 people hate me and my web site.

This page was made using geocities. Anything more is for people who want to make a real site.

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