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If you disagree with anything on this page, then your opinion is probably different than mine because I made this web site. If you agree with anything on this page you aren't a very smart person. Infact, your'e downright silly. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Am I wrong or what? News: This site is officially the Worst Page in the Universe. If you disagree, read an article. (updated never). Still disagree? E-mail me at fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com or instant message me (AIM) at fastmansails. |
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How to seduce women (I'm so nice to you guys, you should pay me). [updated frequently] Your shitty ass security isn't stopping me. [posted 7/26/00] Here is your god damn update, fuck off. [posted 2/1/00] Fan mail.. or is it..? [posted 1/15/00] Want to be cool? Hate our president! [posted 10/29/00] If you work for Websense, you aren't reading this. [posted 9/28/00] People that play dance dance revolution look so cool! [posted 8/25/00] |
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Another T.V. show makes me mad. [posted 7/2/00] I hate fifth grade graduations. [posted 6/29/00] Oh my god! [posted 6/24/00] Off the hizzie! Vanilla Ice spawns another white rapper! [posted 6/10/00] I'm not the only one looking at tits. [updated 19/5/00] An update? Couldn't be! [updated 4/27/00] News: Girls are born retarded (warning, article not funny, don't read if you want to stay my fan. Fuck you. [posted 2/29/00] The Blue Man Group kicks ass. [posted 2/10/00] The Special Olympics; is there any other kind? [posted 2/8/00] My animated image! [posted 1/29/00] |
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American Idol doesn't reveal idols. [posted 1/26/99] Are you a pussy that can't stand my site? Whine and bitch about it in mail (new hate mail). [posted 1/22/99] Hey, I had feces for breakfast. [posted 1/20/99] I hate everything. [posted 1/18/99] No one likes children, but what about adults? [posted 1/15/99] Need help shopping for birthday presents? [posted 1/10/99] Don't send me mail if you possibly have a mental disability (new hate mail). [posted 1/4/99] We don't want to hear your tedious jokes. [posted 1/3/99] Homeless people have enough problems. [posted 1/1/99] Words we will never use. [posted 1/1/99] Harry Potter can't put a spell on this. [posted 1/1/99] Maddox fans, click and be horrified. [posted 1/1/99] |
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Popeye is the most badass sailor I know of. He will fuck you up. |
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Here are some pages that are better than mine. Rather than link to every site in existence, I have decided to just put my favorites. Special thanks to Geocities: by far the worst hosting and web building site on the net. Check them out for all of your stupid bull shit needs: oocities.com maddox.xmission.com - Creator of the Best Page in the Universe. Notice his supreme skills in his writing, and his greatness. Too bad his fans all suck (except for me). ninjapirate.com - Creator of the Second Best Page in the Universe. Now this guy really knows how to make a site. Look how it is as cool as Maddox's, but pisses Maddox's fans off more. poeticgarbage.com/maddoxwannabe.html - The only page I ever read by this guy, but it makes very good points. |
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000,000,039 people hate me and my web site. This page was made using geocities. Anything more is for people who want to make a real site. © 2004 by Fastman |