Mister Angee Jakes Rants

10/18 Halloween pic  added Jake fighter pic added

9/9 man another story another few months. See Imperial Butler Monkies in rants.

7/7 Updated pics, stories, movies, video games. Not much but what do you want for five months?

2/23

Added a few pics, rated a few movies, no big whoop.

12/31

Well damn noticed the site was dusty

News 10/31
Just a few updates, new pictures of me (look at them if you have been very very bad and you need a means of punishing yourself without causing instant death or possible blindness.)

Additonally some more the more flagrant typos, spelling errors, and atrocities against grammar have been corrected because you damn grammar Nazis wont get off my back, you just want to ride me like a pony, but damn it this pony has a weight limit restriction!

Lastly Im working on 3 various rants but due to drama queens, some of my friends, my impending move, and finally paying off my student loan (ohhh yeah /dance dance, you should be lucky your on that side of the damn monitor, that was definately not a pretty sight. Me dancing like a white man). To my friends write my punkity arse to my enemies (for the moment at least theres a picture for ya in the pics section!)

News 10/18
New rated movies (not reviewed)
Ranting Bad Guys in movies
A pic of lil sister goes up on the website (woo woo eye candy)
(Im working on updating the html to add some javascript to make the site interactive, and by that I mean i want to play with javascript and its a convient excuse.

News 10/10

Much of the past week was spent behind the joystick (no no the one on the xbox, ya know know the one with the HUGE controller!) and Ive come to several conclusions 1. Wolverine's Revenge is a failed game which could of been so much better, and a further detailed rant is filed on the rants page. 2. Time Splitters 2 kicks ass, but is far more difficult then then the first (I was almost done with all the normal missions in that one, 2 on the other hand Ive yet to pass all of easy.


Wolverine's Revenge Rant added
 
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News 10/3

Wow maintaining a site Is very very annoying, as is writers block, and cronic foot odor, but through it all I was able to write umm half a rant, and make alot of bad football picks.

10/4 Happy B-Day Dr Ike, yer 30, ya made it, now we cant trust you.

Pants rants added 
News -- 9/24

Despite a valiant attempt, I was unable to purchase a 99 taurus, so im stuck drivin the 'animul' for a few more years, still applying for other forms of work and the student loan is gonna be paid off some time next week, (dance dance) be lucky you were not here in person to see this because im so very very white, and It might be painful to see, although i really should do the monkey dance, its way better.

Rant update #4 goes in. 
NEWS -- 9/21
Well this is the first site ive set ever that Im have the idea of actually maintaining. Pretty much shows what happens when you drink too much and make lewd and vulgar promises.

My name is Jake and this is my place, pop up pr0n adds everywhere, half empty inflatible dolls (I like to call them used) and dirty underpants everywhere (Ill add a store later where you can buy them). For the moment only a few old rants are up, a counter, and a few pictures available.

if you wanna bitch you can send email to I_will_kiss_jakes_ass_cause_he_hates_everyone@hotmail.com, if you actually have something useful plz send it jake_davenport@hotmail.com.
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