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I RANT THEREFORE I AM

Just for fun I walk into gift shops in hospitals and ask them where my gift is. Makes the clerks scramble for about five minutes before I let them off the hook.

  Just for fun, go to the bank, stand in line for a really really long time. I mean go to the bathroom and get back at the end of the line a few times. Then when you finally get to the counter, ask for change for a nickel. The teller will have other tellers walk over to stare at you.

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A Sundry Observations

Imagine how the music world would be if the artists had to punch in and out, got paid minimum wage (with accompanying raise reviews based on performance) and only when they performed.

Imagine how the music industry would be if artists were allowed to adopt goofy, dopey names only on the proviso that their music will not suck.

Imagine how popular cell phones would be in this culture if they made you gay, sterile and impotent (There are a few of us who already think this happens).

I don't support what O.J. did, but I understand it !!

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Imagine how the political world would be if politicians were required to pass a polygraph test based on questions asked by the people who voted them in .

Sad? Depressed? Do what I do: Imagine Mother Theresa kicking Gandhi in the nuts.

I doubt, therefore I might be.

In light of recent world events, I think atheists are really onto something.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. 

On further consideration I've decided it's okay when celebrities get killed. In fact, I've been compiling a list of suitable candidates for those out there in control of such things.

Eat mangos naked !

Imagine how empty the internet would be if people didn't carry such fierce opinions about topics that don't matter in real life.

Imagine a world without hypothetical situations. 

Nothing says "wanna-be" like a tribute band.

Bailey's Irish Cream: Pretentious snide college-level commercial b*llsh*t redefined.

If you have to wear a shirt that says "Independent" on the front, chances are- you aren't.

In the abstract, AIDS is a form of lethal injection.

A brief question for any Republicans out there: What precisely is wrong with Ann Coulter and why do you continue to let her embarrass the party ?? I understand this squnt issued a 950 word rant against the Democratic National Convention entitled "Why I Need So Much G0d d#mned Attention"

I love that movie where Chris Farley plays the fat guy who falls down a lot almost as much as that Adam Sandler movie where he plays the crude obnoxious jackass.

And what is this conceited artsy-fartsy French b*llsh*t where every little loaf of bread is called a baguette now ? We can hate the French for not helping us blow up the brown people in Iraq, but we still steal their fruity little names for food items ?

Stupidity should be punished.

Here's an idea for those TV producing retards out there. How about the next round of Survivor, we drop that loathsome band of photogenic societal misfits off in Antarctica in bikinis with a few shovels and say," Your supplies are three feet under the permafrost, good luck." It'll be the shortest but must accurate version of the show ever.

They call him Nelly because "over-paid moronic fop" wouldn't fit on the CD cover.

And what the HELL is this sissy little band-aid on the face crap ? Is this supposed to be a sign you're one baaaaaad mother because you have a tiny little boo-boo on your cutesy-wootsie wittle face or something? Give me a break, it's more b*llsh*t macho posturing offering further proof that this country is losing its edge.

Used to be not that long ago proof of being a real man required calloused hands and a sore back from working all day and a family with a fully provided household, now its an ignorant ,preening, posing, gang sign-flashing, jewel encrusted, baggy dressed clown with his hat on sideways who knows more Eminem lyrics than Eminem does. And we wonder how a convicted drunk driver like George W. Bush got to be our president...

The Rap on Rap

For the record I don't hate rap music, I hate what's been done to it. Here was another unique and interesting form of black culture expressing itself and Big Daddy White Corporate America had to step in sterilize, homogenize, patent, and market the living HELL out of it to the point where it no longer resembles it's original form. Rap went from being an edgy, angry subversive expression of poor black urban street culture to yet another method for spineless upper class suburban white boys to feel safe and powerful while they drive around in daddy's 'beemer. I mean god forbid anything exist outside the mainstream !!

Right to life THIS !

I often wonder how those touchy-feely right-to-life martyrs would feel if all those unwanted children they've emotionally blackmailed girls into having suddenly showed up on their doorstep with a court order saying they had to take care of them ? Considering it costs an average of 180,000 dollars to raise a child to college age, that should bankrupt the Vitae Society in record time. It should also be noted that a majority of these groups only seem interested in the fate of white Anglo-Saxon upper middle class babies and have ZERO interest in the fate of the poor minority children.

When I see someone in a Gap shirt, I wonder whether or not it should come with little red arrows pointing to the head, the heart or the wallet or all three at the same time.

What the F*** ?

A what-the f*** is an event or idea in the real world that makes no sense but is perpetuated nonetheless. Got a suitable WTF, email it to me !!

!. Prior to be given a lethal injection, the prisoner has his arm swabbed with alcohol. I'd personally hate to see a multiple child murderer rapist end up in hell with the flu....

2. In order to show their divinely inspired need to protect the unborn, many right-to-life groups feel no qualms about fire-bombing clinics, shooting doctors or placing children as young as 6 in the path of moving vehicles. It contines to amaze me how the preciousness and inherent right-to-life ends after you've exited the vagina.

3. George Bush is the only President of the United States with a criminal record whose on prescription medication for anxiety and depression.

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I DON'T WANNA EAT !!!

Sorry America, but I refuse to get all choked up by Mary Kate Olsen's condition. If this half of the Talentless Twosome wants to starve herself to death by all means let her.  I'll go further and say I hope she does die, preferably with her mouth on her sister's crotch.

Meanwhile down the street from me there's homeless guys digging through the dumpsters for a half-eaten burger . Further proof that if your pretty, rich or white  and starving it's a crisis; if you're normal, poor or a minority it's a statistic.

Pro life Rant part 2

If your pre-born you're fine. If you're pre-school you're f#cked. The only other time these right to lifers take an interest in you again is when they need someone to fight a war or someone to execute and set an example for the rest of the nation. Right to lifers want kids to be born so they can grow up to be dead soldiers for them to parade around in an election year, or dead convicts- that they can parade around in an election year.

 These idiots aren't pro-life their anti-woman. They want women to serve as brood mare to generate more tax revenue so they can build more and better bombs to kill desert dwelling brown people with; it's as simple as that.  

Who are the pro-lifers ? Men who can't get pregnant to begin with, children who've been emotionally blackmailed by their churches into participating and shouldn't be thinking about sex yet,  or dried up old women who's plumbing seized up years ago.

Why Cell Phones Suck- Act One

People that sell cellular phones are a$$holes.

Don't get me wrong; some of the people are hard working adults or college students trying to make a decent living. That covers about 5% of them. The other 95% of cell phone salespeople are LYING PIECES OF CRAP.

The cell phone companies themselves aren't any better. They hire scummy salespeople to peddle their cheaply made, contract- obligated products to the masses. Then they pay these people minimum wage plus commission. Paying your employees a minimum wage salary is like saying, "Hey, we would pay you less if we could get away with it legally". The rest of their paycheck comes from commission sales.

These phone-selling-scavenger-f#cks will do anything to make a few extra bucks. They've yelled at me, tricked me, tricked people I know, and generally make me sign contracts that are built to take my money. Think I'm exaggerating? Read the fine print on the contract(s) that you sign. If you lose your phone, they charge you. If you break your phone, they charge you. If you cancel your service, they charge you. If you go a minute over your plan, they charge you more. I'm sure you get the point by now.

"BUY, BUY, BUY! UPGRADE! UPGRADE! BUY MORE!"

How about a healthy dose of... "SHUT THE HELL UP!!"

I hate walking through the mall nowadays. Every 15 feet there is a different cell phone vendor. Cingular, T-Mobile, Verizon, and Motorolla vendors are constantly yelling at me to buy a phone. If I already have a phone and show them, they want me to upgrade. These people will do or say anything just to reel in a customer. They even cuss at me when I ignore them. Like I'm obligated to buy a phone from them? It's not like I punched them or anything. Next time, I will punch them.

This is a warning to all phone-selling-scavenger-f#cks: DO NOT TALK TO ME. IF I WANT A PHONE, I WILL APPROACH YOU. DO NOT FUCKING TALK TO ME AT ALL. I'M VERY CAPABLE OF MURDER AND YOU ARE VERY CAPABLE OF BEING ANOTHER HOMICIDE VICTIM.

And for everybody that might not be capable of strangling a phone salesperson, I've provided a few witty retorts to use next time you get aggravated:

PHONEGUY: Do you have a phone  ma'am?

YOU: NO, But I have a gun.

PHONEGUY: Our phones are free!

YOU: So is a mouthful of mace from this cannister, you jerk.

PHONEGUY: Would you consider upgrading--

YOU: *interrupting* Would you consider kissing my ass?

PHONEGUY: Upgrade to a Turbo 4000 Mega Phone here!

YOU: Why don't you chop your genitals off so you don't breed, jackass?

For any other comment, just punch the bastard in the jaw. This will eliminate them from saying any further remarks. Trust me, you will be doing the world a favor. Besides, this world has enough cell phones anyways.

Things Conservatives Never say

(thanks to VdanteV for sending this)

"How can we support a President who lies so much ?"

"Boy I sure am tired of being rich and privileged."

"Sex outside of marriage is reprehensible, but hardly worthy of an impeachment investigation."

"God, what were we thinking when we put Ed Meese in charge of...anything ?"

"You know what, Clinton really did a great job paying off the deficit."

"Steal an election ? Isn't that illegal ?"

"We were wrong. I'm sorry."

"What two adults do in the privacy of their own homes is no concern of the government and certainly not worth the trouble of a constitutional amendment."

"Gay or straight, marriage in this country is a failure, not a sacred religious institution."

" Oil profits ? Who the hell needs more of that ?"

"Iraq? That third world pisshole ? The problem is in Saudi Arabia, any idiot can figure that out."

" Maybe we shouldn't support Israel for killing all those Palestinian children for once."

"I think diplomacy is vastly under-rated."

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Isn't it pretty sick and twisted that the CIA has a Web page for kids? As if this murderous, secretive organization was some cuddly lil' agency you'd be happy to let near your kids? Sheesh. Basically, the page attempts to sanitize (and propagandize) the CIA, to get kids used to its existence and accepting of its mission -- after all, they're the next generation of taxpayers!

The post-911 events really bring home to me the dangers of fascism, American-style. The Bushies are embracing a deeply militaristic, neo-fascistic national security model, and the new Bush Doctrine is a very scary piece of imperalist policy that is going to have terrible consequences, globally.

Bertram Gross wrote a book in the early 1980s called Friendly Fascism; in it, the professor outlined how fascism could come to power in the United States. Fascism is a word we never see anymore, replaced by terms like "ultraconservative" or "extreme right-wing" or "ultranationalist" -- but "fascist" is a forbidden word, anymore (although "neo-fascist" sometimes appears to describe fringe hate groups). It is only used to reference classical fascism -- the kind everybody thinks of when you say "fascism" -- Italian Fascists, the Nazis, uniforms, mass rallies, World War II.

The popular wisdom is that fascism was killed with World War II -- that it is a bankrupt and dead ideology, a relic of the past. But this is a very dangerous and misguided belief, for fascism still lives as an idea, and has evolved for the last 60 years after the collapse of classical fascism in World War II.

Rules of Fascism

1. Powerful and continuing expressions of nationalism. From the prominent displays of flags and bunting to the ubiquitous lapel pins, the fervor to show patriotic nationalism, both on the part of the regime itself and of citizens caught up in its frenzy, was always obvious. Catchy slogans, pride in the military, and demands for unity were common themes in expressing this nationalism. It was usually coupled with a suspicion of things foreign that often bordered on xenophobia.

2. Disdain for the importance of human rights. The regimes themselves viewed human rights as of little value and a hindrance to realizing the objectives of the ruling elite. Through clever use of propaganda, the population was brought to accept these human rights abuses by marginalizing, even demonizing, those being targeted. When abuse was egregious, the tactic was to use secrecy, denial, and disinformation.

3. Identification of enemies/scapegoats as a unifying cause. The most significant common thread among these regimes was the use of scapegoating as a means to divert the people’s attention from other problems, to shift blame for failures, and to channel frustration in controlled directions. The methods of choice—relentless propaganda and disinformation—were usually effective. Often the regimes would incite “spontaneous” acts against the target scapegoats, usually communists, socialists, liberals, Jews, ethnic and racial minorities, traditional national enemies, members of other religions, secularists, homosexuals, and “terrorists.” Active opponents of these regimes were inevitably labeled as terrorists and dealt with accordingly.

4. The supremacy of the military/avid militarism. Ruling elites always identified closely with the military and the industrial infrastructure that supported it. A disproportionate share of national resources was allocated to the military, even when domestic needs were acute. The military was seen as an expression of nationalism, and was used whenever possible to assert national goals, intimidate other nations, and increase the power and prestige of the ruling elite.

5. Rampant sexism. Beyond the simple fact that the political elite and the national culture were male-dominated, these regimes inevitably viewed women as second-class citizens. They were adamantly anti-abortion and also homophobic. These attitudes were usually codified in Draconian laws that enjoyed strong support by the orthodox religion of the country, thus lending the regime cover for its abuses.

6. A controlled mass media. Under some of the regimes, the mass media were under strict direct control and could be relied upon never to stray from the party line. Other regimes exercised more subtle power to ensure media orthodoxy. Methods included the control of licensing and access to resources, economic pressure, appeals to patriotism, and implied threats. The leaders of the mass media were often politically compatible with the power elite. The result was usually success in keeping the general public unaware of the regimes’ excesses.

7. Obsession with national security. Inevitably, a national security apparatus was under direct control of the ruling elite. It was usually an instrument of oppression, operating in secret and beyond any constraints. Its actions were justified under the rubric of protecting “national security,” and questioning its activities was portrayed as unpatriotic or even treasonous.

8. Religion and ruling elite tied together. Unlike communist regimes, the fascist and protofascist regimes were never proclaimed as godless by their opponents. In fact, most of the regimes attached themselves to the predominant religion of the country and chose to portray themselves as militant defenders of that religion. The fact that the ruling elite’s behavior was incompatible with the precepts of the religion was generally swept under the rug. Propaganda kept up the illusion that the ruling elites were defenders of the faith and opponents of the “godless.” A perception was manufactured that opposing the power elite was tantamount to an attack on religion.

9. Power of corporations protected. Although the personal life of ordinary citizens was under strict control, the ability of large corporations to operate in relative freedom was not compromised. The ruling elite saw the corporate structure as a way to not only ensure military production (in developed states), but also as an additional means of social control. Members of the economic elite were often pampered by the political elite to ensure a continued mutuality of interests, especially in the repression of “have-not” citizens.

10. Power of labor suppressed or eliminated. Since organized labor was seen as the one power center that could challenge the political hegemony of the ruling elite and its corporate allies, it was inevitably crushed or made powerless. The poor formed an underclass, viewed with suspicion or outright contempt. Under some regimes, being poor was considered akin to a vice.

11. Disdain and suppression of intellectuals and the arts. Intellectuals and the inherent freedom of ideas and expression associated with them were anathema to these regimes. Intellectual and academic freedom were considered subversive to national security and the patriotic ideal. Universities were tightly controlled; politically unreliable faculty harassed or eliminated. Unorthodox ideas or expressions of dissent were strongly attacked, silenced, or crushed. To these regimes, art and literature should serve the national interest or they had no right to exist.

12. Obsession with crime and punishment. Most of these regimes maintained Draconian systems of criminal justice with huge prison populations. The police were often glorified and had almost unchecked power, leading to rampant abuse. “Normal” and political crime were often merged into trumped-up criminal charges and sometimes used against political opponents of the regime. Fear, and hatred, of criminals or “traitors” was often promoted among the population as an excuse for more police power.

13. Rampant cronyism and corruption. Those in business circles and close to the power elite often used their position to enrich themselves. This corruption worked both ways; the power elite would receive financial gifts and property from the economic elite, who in turn would gain the benefit of government favoritism. Members of the power elite were in a position to obtain vast wealth from other sources as well: for example, by stealing national resources. With the national security apparatus under control and the media muzzled, this corruption was largely unconstrained and not well understood by the general population.

14. Fraudulent elections. Elections in the form of plebiscites or public opinion polls were usually bogus. When actual elections with candidates were held, they would usually be perverted by the power elite to get the desired result. Common methods included maintaining control of the election machinery, intimidating and disenfranchising opposition voters, destroying or disallowing legal votes, and, as a last resort, turning to a judiciary beholden to the power elite.

My Info:

Name: Corrine Anne Ricce

_{It's pronounced Rishay, not Ree-chee, like that B-movie Bimbo in S leepy Hollow.}

_{Age: 16}

_{Occupation: Bored high school student and part time dominatrix (LOL - you wish !!)}

_{email : fangbabey@lycos.com}

_{Likes: chocolate, teddy bears, crawling through cemeteries at night, red ribbons, black lace and black satin, slips, camisoles, tickling my feet, bubble baths, rough- housing, narrow escapes, violets, stockings, PVC, Victoria's Secret, Prozac , lithium, roses, ballgags, vampires, Goth Girls, butterflies, kitties, following my bliss, Cheri Elf, vanilla fields, velvet (red or black), spiders, worship and adoration.}

_{Peeves: Our current president and his band of idiots, yellow, not finding any ice cream in the house AT ALL , big ugly dogs (two legged or four legged), polka-dotted anything, people who don't say GOD BLESS YOU after you sneeze, Jesus freaks, If your first message or email is to tell me how cute I am, then we have NOTHING to talk about.}

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird; what's up with that ??

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go good with a nice chilled Merlot.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Why I Support Internet Piracy

Because for every Citizen Kane there's a dozen Meet the Deedles and they want me to pay through the nose for the privilege .

Because I have to sit through 10 minutes worth of Coke, perfume, car and clothing commercials before I can watch a movie.

Because they treat their audience like empty-headed sheep and appeal to the lowest common denominator.

Because Fox's new TV show THE OC sucks -period!!

Because they substitute substance and plot with emotional pandering, explosions, gunfights, catch-phrases, and Jennifer Lopez ass-shots.

Because these self-righteous bastards expect me to shell out 20 dollars for a CD and glean maybe two or three decent songs from it if I'm lucky.

Because Freddy Krueger is about to fight Jason Voorhees.

Because The Sundance Film Festival stopped being about independent films 8 years ago.

Because a movie with David Spade as the star is about as funny a bus full of burning nuns.

Because no matter how many tattoos he gets or hot women he tours with, Justin Timberlake is still a puffy-headed, slack-jawed skirt wearing little sissy who sings like a 12 year old girl.

Because they soullessly hawk teenage girls as sex objects and vilify anyone who dares appreciate that quality.

Because 50 cent wishes he was half the man Justin Timberlake is.

Because they overpay and overindulge the marginally talented few based solely on their appearance.

Because the day Madonna appears on the cover of Good Housekeeping is a sign of how old, tired and OVER she really is.

Because despite the recent advertisement campaign to the contrary, the rich and powerful few can STILL snuff out a promising career with a phone call and it's they that make the money from the movies ,dvds,  cds and tapes.

Because DVD's now have commercials on them that CAN'T be fast-forwarded through.

Because their idea of originality is to remake sequels of remakes .

Because George Lucas lost it ten years ago and no one has the nuts to tell him so.

Because the first day a rapper accepted a paycheck from a white executive, the music lost all meaning.

Because not every S.N.L sketch deserves to be made into a movie.

That's why I support my local pirates !!!

A question for guys:

When precisely are finally going to stop this stupid asinine habit of wearing your hats turned backward, sideways and otherwise wrong ?

Reality break !! You're not a hardcore gangsta rapper and this isn't an episode of The Real World !! It's a fashion statement that's worn itself thin and makes you look like a complete retard. Don't even get me started on that whole hat-on-top-of- dew-rag retardedness. If you have so poor a life that you need to draw that much attention to your head, do us all a favor and stick it under the wheels of a moving bus. Your picture will be all over the news wire.

I understand that Madonna has changed her name to Esther; derived from an ancient Hebrew word for "worn out old skank". Sorry Maddy, last time I checked God gets pretty pissed when you wear your faith like a fashion statement, you fading attention-sucking whore. Besides I thought all of you wandering directionless celebrities were into the Scientology nonsense anyway. Guess a religion founded by a dead man doesn't quite cut it anymore, right? Well not THAT dead man anyway.

And girls, when are you going to stop this bizarre blonde hair over brunette hair stupidity? You know why it's called chunking ? Because of that chunky heifer Kelly Clarkson . I mean is it your life so devoid of meaning that you can't pick one damn color ?

Tragedy redefined: A Lexus parked in front of a double-wide trailer.

Never dance with a sweaty midget. 

On further consideration I've decided that I'd rather receive a pap smear with a brillo pad than see a film starring Will Farrell.

The next guy who raves to me about Paris Hilton is getting kicked right in the nuts. When are guys going to get it through their head that all women have essentially the same equipment and only the upholstery changes? What a non-celebrity turned media obsession!

  I mean, am I the only person in this fading, drifting once-great union of states that sees this wench for what she is? An empty-headed vacuous, spoiled over-indulged, self-absorbed brat who feeds off of the attention she gets -good or bad- like Martha Stewart does on the souls of children. And I'm sorry I'm not buying her cutesy-poo little sob-story over the little sex video "scandal". No one had a gun to her pointy little head and if she didn't want it to be seen, she shouldn't have made the damn thing.

We were recently treated to a tabloid headline showing the ever camera ready harlot turned doxy declaring through a haze of marijuana smoke and her own sour defeat "I am not a tramp!" To which I responded "Well no s#it, tramps aren't generally compensated for going down on sleazy wanna-be rock stars and you were."

Someone tell me when this little blonde squnt is finished setting back women's lib about a billion years- until then, enjoy your snooze America !!

Even more recently- the dirty blonde oxygen-waster has done a commercial for Hardee's forever banning that restaurant chain from my choice of venues- Hallelujah !!!!!

Bands I have Known

(with lead singers I've known better ;-))

Gopher Nuts

Dayglo Whiskey

Ghosts, Gnomes and Vertigo

Deadman's Lightning

Famous Girls I'd Like to F*ck

Lindsey Lohan

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyson Hannigan

Amanda Bynes

Emma Rossum

*more as they come to me*

lol

Soccer Moms Suck !

I understand that Katie Couric recently interviewed Elizabeth Smart on TV. I had to miss it due to the fact I have a life, but honestly I was sort of looking forward to Katie asking her the hard questions such as how to make the best of your maggoty gruel while on the run, whether her gag clashed with her make-up or what fashion tips Elizabeth had to offer for those about to be abducted by a dirty homeless, crazed, delusional pedophile rapist.

Sorry I don't buy into Katie's new glib, hip well-informed soccer mom persona. To me she'll always be that grinning cast-off reporter on the morning show who was given a steady diet of fluff celebrity pieces and other trivial pseudo- news to talk about. The one image burned into my head is of her talking to the cast of the first Harry Potter movie and pretending to give a rat's a$$ about it. It's that sickly fake wide grin of hers that makes me wince. It says it all- "I'm getting paid for this after all..."

It's official !!

Rap is dead. McDonald's INC, the whitest industry on Earth has just drafted a rap song as part of their advertising campaign. Can we now move on to the next truly inspired and original form of music for corporate America to subsume and destroy ?

Beware the Dirty Toothbrushes !!
Here's the latest in a never ending line of health based consumer scams- germ laden toothbrushes. Apparently every ill that befalls humanity (this week anyway ) can all be traced back to dirty filthy toothbrushes. Rather than doing any actual scientific research and pointing the finger dead-bang at things like unhealthy diets of saturated fat, salt and sugar and ZERO physical exercise with Americans being the soft, fleeting panicky consumer sheep they are, are easily convinced that the only way to solve their ills is buy a new product from the company that invented the condition to begin with.

I'm already annoyed with this preoccupation with germs and cleanliness at the outset. You can't even get a decent burger in this country anymore because of the panic over E-coli . You're looked on as a Communist and a ghoul if you don't wash your hands 30 or 40 times a day. All this washing, scrubbing, sterilizing bathing and people are still getting sick, so they have to invent new reasons for it like dirty toothbrushes.

If you are that worried about this dreadful phantom illness stalking your household here's a tip- open a vein and make room for someone useful or if you want to keep living , take that anthrax factory of a toothbrush and leave the head soaking in a little bit of very strong mouthwash. You'll save about 4 bucks or so on that latest crap-bag they're trying to sell you.

There's something very cool about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Cellphones- Act Two