| La Casa de Kristopher |
| Hmmm......like us, you're probably wondering what this fine, young lad is staring at. While we're all wondering, be sure to notice those damn fine eyes. Wouldn't you like to know where you could get a home cooked and spicy-hot slice of that ass? We said "No, thank you" too. But then again, after examining your not-so-handsome mug, you're not one to be such an elitist. (NOTE: We in Kristopher's marketing department vehemently argued the point that insulting the reader was indeed not the best marketing strategy. Well.....he showed us the error of our thought process and after contemplating what the world would be like minus our paychecks.......let the show go on!) Uh-hum......anyway.....intrigued? Turned on? Mortified? Want to slowly feed this man to your extremely illegal tank of pet Norwegian piranhas? We know how you feel. Afterall, we whore ourselves to this man for far less than money. "U da man, Kristopher!" (trust us, we do cry ourselves to sleep each and EVERY night) To get back to the point, WELCOME! - Kristopher's Staff |
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| UNFAMOUS QUOTE: "If you build it, they will come......and fast!" - Kristopher's theory on why vibrator manufacturing is such a lucrative enterprise. |
| days left until Kristopher rules the world! |
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| This is where da party's at! | | V |
| Looking for a little guy named Calvin? Well, look no more. His tales are featured in the link directly below! |
| A word from 'The Staff ' |