An explanation of Karonics

    Karonics refers to a peculiar way of communication, it's the English language, but badly mangled for no particular reason.  Unlike other dialects of the English language, there is only one confirmed case of someone who speaks Karonics, a Karon.  It is very difficult to explain Karonics, so here is an example:

    Active the secound part of my evil plan, HAHA

"Alright., Noone forces the Ma´tok without getting judged for it. They will feel the whole power of our little toy. Active the secound part of my evil plan.. HAHA .." a loud and rough voice halls through the corriodrs in the darkness and the secound figure ,   a younger one nods and rushes to inform the engineers. Everything seems to work fine. They could scare the station´s security teams fór now. His Lord feels pleased about the situation and this safes him some more days to live."

Examples

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Terminology

• Karonics - badly mangled English, see above

• Karon - one who speaks Karonics

• Karonic - adjective form of Karonics

• Karonically - something done in a Karonic manner

• Karenitis - "disease" one has when one types or speaks in a Karonic manner

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