The home of the exiled saddler
The exiled saddler is a mythical beast that can be found on a deserted island, somewhere near Isla Nubla, he lives in the maze of Enigma, a maze so baffling that the first turn has 37 different options, and that's a lot of hedges.
He was first discovered by the indiginous peoples of the island, however, they had forgotten to leave a trail behind them - at least Hansel and Gretel made an effort.
He was finally discovered and taken into captivity by a man with a big pair of hedge trimmers and a sack.
Upon reaching his new habitat, the exiled saddler was mortally wounded when he stepped on a piece of chewing gum and, thinking it was the Malicious Sucking Leech of Oberon, bit his is own foot off, which is the only known cure. However, the exiled saddler had a piece of spinach stuck in his teeth after the in-flight meal and the wound became infected. The rest is obvious.
With its dying breaths, the exiled saddler bade the man with the big chopper to pass on the legend of the exiled saddler. The man with the big chopper gave him his word that he would, but the exiled saddler did not notice that the man with the big chopper had his fingers crossed behind his back.
Is this story true? No, of course not, I just couldn't think how to start this web page......
And now for something completely different
The meaningful part of the website!
This website has been developed to contain some very important, relevant information, as well as the usual drivel about the author that nobody really gives a toss about because their mates already know these things, and anyone else was probably looking for something to do with rare Eastern European cheeses.
Ok then, what have we got here?
Nothing of interest down here
Really, there's nothing
Honestly, click on a pic or go away
Why are you still here?
Go away!