The home of the exiled saddler

 

The exiled saddler is a mythical beast that can be found on a deserted island, somewhere near Isla Nubla, he lives in the maze of Enigma, a maze so baffling that the first turn has 37 different options, and that's a lot of hedges.

He was first discovered by the indiginous peoples of the island, however, they had forgotten to leave a trail behind them - at least Hansel and Gretel made an effort.

He was finally discovered and taken into captivity by a man with a big pair of hedge trimmers and a sack.

Upon reaching his new habitat, the exiled saddler was mortally wounded when he stepped on a piece of chewing gum and, thinking it was the Malicious Sucking Leech of Oberon, bit his is own foot off, which is the only known cure. However, the exiled saddler had a piece of spinach stuck in his teeth after the in-flight meal and the wound became infected. The rest is obvious.

With its dying breaths, the exiled saddler bade the man with the big chopper to pass on the legend of the exiled saddler. The man with the big chopper gave him his word that he would, but the exiled saddler did not notice that the man with the big chopper had his fingers crossed behind his back.

Is this story true? No, of course not, I just couldn't think how to start this web page......

 

And now for something completely different

The meaningful part of the website!

This website has been developed to contain some very important, relevant information, as well as the usual drivel about the author that nobody really gives a toss about because their mates already know these things, and anyone else was probably looking for something to do with rare Eastern European cheeses.

 

Ok then, what have we got here?

I am a recently qualified college lecturer in I.T./Computing. I have some material that I have produced for my classes. Information comes in the form of PowerPoint slides and Word documents. Topics include Entity-Relationship Modelling and Data Flow diagrams, as well as Interface Design and Testing. This will be updated accordingly as more information is produced - obviously. Click on the mortar board for the TEACHING PAGE.
If you're interested, you can see what my interests are. This is the part of a website that few people will visit, as it is full of mindless drivel! However, if you venture foorth, you will be 'rewarded' with details of some of my favourite films, quotes, etc. Fortune favours the brave! Click on the clapper board (I think that's the name!) for the INTERESTS PAGE.
There are only a few websites that I regularly visit, or that I would recommend to any people who need websites recommending to them. Anyway, there is a links page, some of them to my friends' pages, that you can use. Click on the Taxi to go to the LINKS PAGE.

 

 

 

Nothing of interest down here

 

Really, there's nothing

 

Honestly, click on a pic or go away

 

 

 

Why are you still here?

 

 

 

 

 

Go away!