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"All people were created equal...
A Legend will create himself...
... On one unholy night...
A champion will be born...
A champion MUST be born...
... The dawn of a new day...
The destruction of a new night...
... An old eVil will be brought back to life..
... and his eVolution will go on"
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.::[The camera opens up to a sold out arena in Milwauke! The fans are going absolutley wild!! Theres signs everywhere and chants are going up as fast as the EWCW T-shirt sales!!]::.
Flea: {barely audible}"Welcome!!!"
Jimmy: {barely audible}"Holy shit!!! Can u hear me!!!?"
Flea: "Ladies and gentleman! Welcome to the Milwauke Arena were we will see the First ever World Champion crowned!!... But first lets take u back to were it all started... This is Greed, were the World Champion should of been crowned!!"........
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Flea: "That was hilarious!!... Oh, hangon a second, Who's this comeing towards the ring?... Is that Ed Chavez?... It is!! one of the EOW greats!!"
Ed Chavez runs up behind AmTrak who is just about to enter the ring and knocks him down with a double axehandle!! He picks AmTrak up and throws him into the ring were we see Duo Maxwell whip Chris Micheals into the ropes, Micheals bounces back and WHAM!! Tilt-a-Whirl Slam!! Duo picks Micheal's up again and with a German Suplex he elevates Micheals out of the ring!!
Flea: "Angel of Death has been eliminated!!"
Duo Maxwell picks up AmTrak and whips him into the ropes but AmTrak reverses it and Duo gets sent into the ropes... FRONT FACED POWERBOMB!! What a move!! Duo is down!
Flea: "What the hell!! Duo has just gotten straight back to his knees!! AmTrak nails him with a couple of stiff right hands... Duo has flipped!! He's just laughing!!"
Duo Maxwell stands up and swings a wild left hand at AmTrak but Amtrak ducks... Ed Chavez enters the ring... HE JUST CLOTHESLINED BOTH ME OUT!!!
ding, ding, ding!!
Flea: "Holy Shit!! Ed Chavez just eliminated both men!!... But Eddy wasnt even supposed to be in this thing!! He grabs the World Title which was at ringside and walks off with a cocky smile on his face!!... He wasnt even in the damn rumble!! What will Murdock have to say about this? What will Duo and AmTrak have to say about this? What will happen at War!!?? We have no time left!! This is Shane Grainger, this is Greed and i'm saying goodbye and goodnight!!"........
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Flea: "That was the debut of Ed Chavez, he has came into this federation with one plan... EWCW World Gold, will this be his night? Or will it be the veteran of the 3, Duo Maxwell, Is it his turn? Or maybe it will be AmTrak, The All-American champion and former Universal Champion... stay tuned!!"
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.::[We come back to ewcw television and we go backstage. Duo Maxwell and Destiny are in Duo's lockeroom getting prepared for the Survival match. The camera switches and we see Chopper Reed sitting in his black 4x4 Bobcat doing nothing, he's just thinking. Some huge guy walks past his Bobcat and gives him an evil stare, Chopper winds down the window...
Chopper: "Hey! Are u lookin' for somethin'?!"
... The guy must be about 7 foot something! He walks uptop Chopper and as Chopper opens the door, the guy shuts it in Chads face...
???: "All we need is a little Harmony..."
...The guy walks off and We then go into Phoenix's room and he's with Dan Tucker playing poker. The cameras go back to the ring were the first match is about to take place]::.
Flea: "By the looks of things, Murdocks Men dont seem to be a team... and i heard about this new guy Harmony... he hasnt made the right choice by makeing an enemy out of Chopper Reed"
Jimmy: "Thats alright, because my man Chopper will pin all 4 Unholy Alliance guys and win it for the EWCW, he'll then kick that freak-ass Harmony to the curb!... U just watch"
ANYWHERE FALLS SUBMISSION MATCH:
Phoenix vs Chris Micheals
.::[All 7 wrestlers al start an all in brawl!! punches, kicks and everything else are thrown but seconds later AmTrak, Chavez and Spike are all knocked out of the ring!!]::.
Flea: "EWCW showing some authority here!... AmTrak slides back into the ring but is met by several kicks to keep him down.."
Jimmy: "What are Chavez and Spike doing?"
.::[Spike and Chavez stay on the outside while Duo and Destiny picks AmTrak up by the hair and Chopper bounces off the opposite ropes.. BIG BOOT!! AmTrak falls to the ground!!]::.
Flea: "Somethings not right here... Ed and Spike are just standing on the outside!!"
.::[The referee gains some order and sends Duo, Destiny and Phoenix to the outside. Chad and AmTrak are the only ones in the ring and Chad lifts AmTrak into the air.. GORILLA PRESS POWERSLAM!!... Chad picks AmTrak up slowly again but low blows Chopper!! he quickly rolls him up 1...2...3!!!...
Flea: "Whoa!!! Chad didnt see that one comeing at all!! and AmTrak looks pissed as he looks at Chavez and Spike!!... AmTrak challenges Duo, Destiny and Phoenix into the ring and Phoenix steps in!!.. Phoenix goes for a clothesline but AmTrak ducks!!"
Jimmy: "AmTrak turns around and Tilt a Whirl slam!! AmTrak quickly follows up and grabs Phoenix up off the ground, he whips him into the Team Murdocks corner and Duo... WHAT THE HELL!!! Duo just flattened Phoenix with a axehandle to the head!! Phoenix staggers to his knees and AmTrak picks him back up.. POWERBOMB!! 1...2...3 AmTrak eliminates Phoenix!! and look at Duo and Destiny get into the ring!!"
Flea: "Duo extends his hand to AmTrak, what the hell is this!!! AmTrak slowly extends his hand..."
...As AmTraks hand gets halfway to Duo's, Ed Chavez and Spike slide into the ring and deliver a double clothesline to AmTrak!!...
Flea: "AmTrak just got flattened!! Is this...?"
... Duo, Destiny, Chavez and Spike start laying into AmTrak with vicious boots to the head!!...
Jimmy: "Harmony comes running out!! he enters the ring and puts down Spike!! he gives the big boot to Chavez but Duo gets him from behind and puts him down with a Pumphandle slam!!... Murdock has come into the ring to calm things down"
.::[Murdock grabs a mic as Duo, Spike, Chavez and Destiny corner him...
Murdock: ".. What the hell is going on here!! U were just supposed to win. Whats going on!?"
.. They all slowly get closer...
Murdock: ".. Dont get any closer!! Damnit!! Back Off!!"
.. Just then all 4 members give off an evil smile and then leave, Murdock is stunned and shaken..
Flea: "I dont know what just happened but it looks like AmTrak is only left with 2 UA members while... while, Duo has just drafted 2 of the UA members plus Destiny.. We'll be right back with the Buried Alive match and the Main Event which will be interesting"
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Jimmy: "Welcome back ladies and gents...
Flea: “Our next match if for the No fear championship!”
Jimmy: “Chad ‘Chopper’ Reed against hardcore!”
Suddenly ‘My name is mud’ by Primus plays and Chad runs down to the ring with the championship around his waist…
Flea: “He’s looking great for this match!”
Just as Chad slide into the ring Hardcore explodes down the entrance ramp holding a spade, Chad looks around and sees hardcore, Chad runs to the opposite end of the ring, bounces of the rope and his a baseball slide on Hardcore, the ref calls for the bell and the match starts.
BURIED ALIVE NO FEAR/HARDCORE MATCH:
Chad 'Chopper' Reed(c) vs. Hardcore Hegglund
Chad slides out the ring and walks to the fallen Hardcore who’s started to pick himself up of the floor.
Jimmy: “Remember this is a Buried alive match, no DQ’s or count outs!”
Flea: “Both these guys will take full advantage of that rule!”
Chad gets to hardcore and is met with punches to the stomach take the wind out of him; Hardcore nails a still uppercut knocking Chad to the ground. Hardcore picks up the spade and goes to hit Chad with it but he rolls out of the way, Chad gets to his feet and again Hardcore swings the spade, Chad ducks and punches Hardcore putting him in a daze, Chad garbs hardcore by the hair and drags him to the ring post. Chad holds hardcore head up and goes to smash his face in the post but Hardcore whacks Chad around the head with the spade, Hardcore then rolls Chad into the ring.
Flea: “Damn that’s gotta hurt!”
Hardcore climbs the ropes and lands a axe-handle smash on to the fallen Chad, Hardcore then rolls out the ring and walks over to where the ‘No Fear’ belt is been held, he picks it up and flashes it as if he’s won the championship.
Jimmy: “You have to bury him first you jackass!”
Flea: “Claim down before you hurt yourself again!”
Jimmy: “Shut up Shane!”
Chad slowly gets to his feet, he looks around and sees Hardcore outside the ring showing off to the fans, Chad walks over to the ring post and climbs it and stands on the top rope, Hardcore looks around and sees the ring is empty, he then looks up to see Chad flying through the air, Hardcore tries to block holding the belt in front of him hitting Chad with it but also smashing it in his own face, blood flies everywhere as both men lie on the floor…
Suddenly the crowd explode in cheers as a figure appears at the top of the ramp…
Flea: “it’s, it’s… It’s DUO! What the hell does he ant now!!”
Duo runs down with the universal championship around his waist, he walks over to the heap where Chad and Hardcore lie, Duo steps over and takes a seat next to Shane.
Flea: “.. ahh, Welcome Duo!.. U know your a wanted man”
Duo: “Cut the crap Shane”
Flea: “So, why are you here?”
Duo: “Well, I’d thought if the fan get bored watching two guys sleep in a heap on the floor they could always listen to me, you know, give the fans what they want!”
Jimmy: “Wait, Chad’s moving!”
Chad stumbles to his feet leaning against the ring to support himself, he sees Hardcore on the floor and then looks up to the top of the ramp and sees the shallow gave one of these two will lie in.
Duo: “looky, looky… The chimp’s realised how to win the match!”
Hardcore starts to move slowly, Chad is still facing the other way trying to get the cobwebs out of his head. Hardcore gets to his feet and sees Chad open, hardcore nails some kidney shots on Chad, he then turns him around and kick to the mid section and places him in the power bomb position.
Flea: “What’s he going to do?!”
Hardcore lifts Chad up and turns around and faces the commentary table…
Duo: “He can’t hold him up much longer!”
Hardcore knees give out on him and he drops Chad through the table in a very unorthodox position, hardcore gets up and sees Chad broken body on the table which only half broke, Hardcore grabs Chad’s leg and pulls him off the table, he sticks Chad into a full nelson hold and then slams him through the table this time is breaks completely…
Jimmy: “Oh… God… Did you… that?! Chad is broken… half!”
Flea: “Hel… hello? Can… hello? Mayday… May… lose … signal!”
Hardcore grins evilly and then sees Duo standing opposite him, hardcore points at him and Duo just laughs. Hardcore then picks up Chad and walks slowly towards the grave near the entrance. Duo takes off his headset and walks to the bottom of the ramp.
Hardcore goes to drop Chad in the grave but Chad manages to wriggle off Hardcore’s back, he turns hardcore around and goes for a clothesline but Hardcore ducks, Chad balances on the edge of the grave, Hardcore then puts Chad in a sleeper hold, Duo at he bottom of the ramp goes crazy screaming at Hardcore as he nearly won the match. Chad starts to fall pray to the sleeper hold slowly passing out but from no where gets some life back, he starts to elbow hardcore and gets out of the hold, hardcore holds his ribs Chad grabs him by his tights and throws him at the grave, but hardcore flies over the grave into the mud behind it, Chad picks up a spade near by and starts to beat down Hardcore Chad picks up hardcore and puts him on his shoulders and hits an F5, Chad then pulls Hardcore to his knees and forces him to look at the grave but Hardcore hits a low blow and then an uppercut but Chad still stands on his feet hardcore grabs him by the tights and spins Chad around and then slides him on the ground, Chad goes head first through a headstone and rolls to the edge of the open grave, Hardcore then runs and nails a baseball slide knocking him in the gave with a loud thud, hardcore grabs the shovel and jumps in the grave, you see the shovel Smackdown on Chad hard a few time and then hardcore climbs out and starts to fill in the grave, the bell rings and Hardcore passes out on the floor next to the grave, blood all over his face. Duo laughs and walks up the ramp to the back…
WINNER AND NEW NO FEAR/HARDCORE CHAMPION: HARDCORE HEGGLUND
.::[With the audio still not working, we get set for our next match.. The EWCW Heavyweight Championship of the World!!...
... The cameras go backstage and AmTrak has a led pipe and both Chavez and Maxwell are on the ground obviously knocked down by the led pipe. AmTrak drops the pipe and drags both Chavez and Duo out to the entrance ramp. AmTrak picks Chavez up to his feet and throws him with a Hip Toss towards the ring, He picks up Duo and slams him off the ramp and into the gaurd rail!!! AmTrak jumps off the ramp and grabs Duo's half-face-half-mask and slams it into the gaurd rail again!! and again!! and again!! Duo's mask cracks off his face and AmTrak ddt's Duo onto the ground!! He quickly picks Duo up o his feet and hip tosses him a few metres closer to the ring, Ed Chavez who had recovered runs at AmTrak and puts him down with a clothesline!! The bloodied Duo Maxwell staggers back onto his feet and wobbles towards the ring, Chavez throws AmTrak into the side of the ring and then follows up by kneeing the back of AmTrak!! Chavez throws Chavez into the ring and Duo picks him up by the throat!! CHOKESLAM!!... Chavez slides in and grabs AmTrak... EDUCATOR!!!... Duo slowly picks AmTrak up to his feet again and he starts mocking him... DEATHSCYTHE CUTTER!! AmTrak is KOed!! he is out cold and niether Duo nor Ed are going for the pin!!... Chavez picks AmTrak up to his feet and holds him as Duo walks back and then BOOM!!! Superkick!! AmTrak goes right back down!! The referee are begging Chavez and Duo to get the match over and done with!! but Duo just shoves the referee out of the way and into the corner.... Suddenly the audio comes back on...
Flea: "... So, i was walking my dog one day and this girl came up to me.. anyways, to cut a long story shor.... ARE WE BACK ON!!? Oh crap!!"
Jimmy: "This match is all over if u just join.."
...Just then the lights go completley out!!!...
Flea: "Whats this?"
Jimmy: "How many damn suprises are we haveing tonight!! Its not even my damn birthday!!"
... The lights come back on but this time there a dark blue color. A crow is seen on the top of the titan-tron and theres a huge squarking from several crows being heard through-out the arena!! The crow begins to fly and it circles the ring...
Flea: "WHAT THE...?!! Duo and Chavez are gone!! Where'd they go!!!?... Holy shit!!!"
... Just then Duo and Chavez' bloodied bodies get rolled out from benieth the ring and about 7, maybe 8 druids all dressed in black walk towards the ring and push both Duo and Chavez back into the ring!!!...
Jimmy: "I dont like this!!"
The druids walk away slowly as AmTrak puts arm arm over Ed shoulder....
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Flea: "AmTrak wins the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!! With help from who!!?! Who is under the ring??!?.. Jimmy? take a look!!"
Jimmy: "Not even if u had Jenna Jameson under there!!"
Flea: "Well, what a night!! AmTrak is the EWCW's first ever World Champion!! He was the first ever All-American champion!!! The first ever Universal Champion!! What else?... And whoelse is joining the Unholy Alliance? Chavez and Spike left and joined Duo and Destiny... Who can explain what has happened tonight?... stay tuned for Greed!!! Thats right!! Greed will be comeing at u live this Thursday!!! See u then!!!