EWAN IS GOD!
This website is (as you can imagin) dedicated to the one and only scottish wonder that goes by the name of Ewan McGregor. He may look like an ordinary human being (well a very good looking one anyway) but he is infact GOD! If you are lucky enough to meet this heavenly creature you must treat him with your utter most respect. Like all other gods he is infact imortal (that doesn't mean that you can try an kill him though) but it does mean that he can smoke as much as he likes without getting lung cancer. I used to get really anoyed that he smokes and tryed to shout at him to stop but then I realised that he was imortal and so it doesn't really matter
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The first enstallment of the bible is here. Click here to read it!
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