Objection sustained. The bailiffbot will mindwipe the jury regarding the last piece of evidence, and counsel will approach the hoverbench.
The free shipping is extra.
He doesn't know what I'm thinking.
Ok, that was a lucky guess.
So was that.
And that.
Whoa, this is getting weird.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may need to try more than once)
"Yahoo has released its own search engine. For more info, type 'yahoo search engine' into Google."
Considering the odd legal fiction that deems a corporation a "person" in the eyes of the law, the feature documentary employs a checklist, based on actual diagnostic criteria of the World Health Organization and DSM IV, the standard tool of psychiatrists and psychologists. What emerges is a disturbing diagnosis.
Self-interested, amoral, callous and deceitful, a corporation's operational principles make it anti-social. It breaches social and legal standards to get its way even while it mimics the human qualities of empathy, caring and altruism. It suffers no guilt. Diagnosis: the institutional embodiment of laissez-faire capitalism fully meets the diagnostic criteria of a psychopath ."
"While it may be faster than dlt tapes, 're-typing' is not a valid recovery strategy."
There is a a minority theory that experiments into zero point energy may end up causing this, but we can't let the possibility of universal annihilation stand in the way of unlimited, cheap energy, can we?
If you notice any fundamental constants changing, don't worry.
Great things can be achieved
If you use subliminal tools that are proven to be
Very effective by people with the
Experience in the areas of consciousness,
Memory and mental capacity. If you just believe
Every quack out there there's no telling the
Mess you can get into. So don't trust every
Offer by every amateur with a web page.
Nobody will tell you the bad results. In fact,
Everyone will say they have good results.
You need to do your research well.
Feudalism: where it's your count that votes.
Of course, trying to convince Denny's that you should get both the "bacon and sausage" when they say the meal comes with "bacon or sausage" since it does satisfy "bacon or sausage" ((B^S)=>(BvS)) doesn't work too well either. Clearly they meant xor and not just normal or and are too cheap to print the extra letter.
Windows has detected: "unknown device", and is installing drivers for it.
I hate it when corporate agendas are this obvious, it makes me think I'm missing something, but I can't discern it from the obvious scheming. The crafty and subtle plot gets obfuscated by the blatant one.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
If Chaos Theory has taught us anything, it's that we must kill all the butterflies.
"Baby Seal and Carrots?!! WAITER!!!"
Introducing Pong: the Movie.
Rats, I spilled some. Well, I'll just use a towel to...
Hold on there, this is taking longer than...
No matter, I'll just get the mop and...
Sponge? No...
Paper towels? No...
Hazmat pellets? No...
I may be here awhile.
i??? That's not even a real number!
We can't throw money at this, but we can throw eyeballs.
Initially the answer was found to be 'Segmentation fault' but later analysis showed it to be 3
Even a simpleton with an IQ of merely 210 will be able to understand these drawings; there is no need to document.
21st century psychology has proven that you can't share a hallucination. We'll pass out some acid today to prove this to you.
This T800 model Terminator walks into a bar with a poodle under on arm and a basketball under the other...
After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
If you want to leave Vegas with a small fortune, start with a large fortune.
Helpful, no? Sorry... I punctuated that wrong... Helpful? No!
I'd say the risks of nanotechnology are of small concern.
Sir, there is a dragon outside with an armful of armor. He's inquiring if we offer free refills.
Say I have an infinite number of socks. . .
Safe exit through the door marked with the 41st Mersenne Prime
Wood you learn to spell if you were board?
This email will self destruct your computer in 5 seconds.
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
If not using Outlook, please click on attachment "EvilVirus.vbs".
Copy should be control-alt-caps-lock-tilde. Paste should be escape-escape-shift-F6 and click the first and fourth mouse buttons. This pastes in two copies, which is what I usually want. If, for some reason, I only want one copy, then after I paste I just press PgDn on the numeric keypad with NumLock on, then hit SysRq twice in rapid succession (usually, within half a second). This conveniently deletes the second copy.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
The easiest to measure numbers are also the most useless ones.
"Your password expires every 90 days and you can't use the last two."
"That's OK, I have four grandchildren."
"Bob, you ought to bring over the wife and kids for dinner tonight."
"Sorry, Biff, I have lots of work this evening."
"Are you sure? We're breaking out the ramen noodles. . . "
"Really? Is it someone's birthday?"
We are the Superconductors. Resistance is futile.
If you're going to hold people to the law, you better make sure your law doesn't accidentally outlaw the universe.
The Mona Lisa took about three years to complete, which gives .00000001 FPS.
Just say you have an invisible navy--no one will be able to disprove it!
Violence is the last resort of the stupid. Smart people resort to it much sooner.
Although popular at its inception, the Federal Bureau of Stupidity Permits rapidly proved to be an idea that, had it existed at the time of its creation, would likely have refused permission for its own creation.
These so called "speed bumps" are a waste of time--if anything, they slow you down!
"Given the loud sirens, the whistling sounds, and the fact that I feel a breeze here in this starship corridor... no, I can't figure it out. Computer, what is happening?"
I scratched my nose a little and then depressed the 'W' key, knowing full well the corresponding character would henceforth be displayed in its full glory!
Experience is the hardest teacher: it gives the test first, then the lesson.
The record at the undergraduate department of Computing Science at the University of Alberta is six seconds from plugging in an installed, unprotected Windows XP system until the time it is infected.
The end of the end is "d".
CPU not detected. Using software emulation.
Think carefully before walking through a gate that's shaped like a skull.