Hello, and welcome to the FAQ page! This a page where I answer questions I have gotten. Seems rather simple, doesn't it? Happy reading!
1) Did you really write all those poems yourself?
A: Yes indeed I did! I also have many more poems which I have not posted. Unfortunately, I am suffering from a bit of writer's block, so it may be awhile before I post another poem.
2) No, really! Some of those poems are actually GOOD! Where'd you get them?
A: No, really, I wrote them!
3) Are you sure you're taken?
A: Yes, I am, thank you! Dave is a wonderful boyfriend, and I wouldn't trade him for anyone... no, not even Orlando Bloom!
4) So, what IS the big deal with this Orlando Bloom guy anyway? What's so great about him?
A: AHHHHHH!!! Wicth!!!! Kill the non-believer!!! *grabs torches and pitchforks* AHHHH!! Die!!!!!!!------ *coughs* Ahem, anyway, I won't even answer THAT question.
If you have a question about me that you'd like answered, either sign my guestbook on the main page, or e-mail me at my afore mentioned e-mail address.