Konichiwa...We are "The Ellies" from BROOKLYN, NY! We are Puerto Rican, Isreali and Turkish. We are Catholic, Jewish and Muslim. We represent the entire community of Ohno lovers everywhere. So jump in the mud of love and get down and dirty with us and Ohno.
This website is our tribute to our lover Apolo Anton Ohno. We first layed eyes on him in a Nike ad in Rolling Stone magazine. (thank you rolling stone!) It was love at first site. His piercing eyes, his lucious lips, his lion-like mane of hair...and of course his glorious ass! But we didn't know who the hell he was.
Then came the 2002 Olympics and an obsure sport called short track speed skating. There he was in all his glory (and his unitard...he he). Ahhhh the kid from the Nike ad now had a name and 3-dimensions.
So many things we've done for Ohno. The last thing was taking posters from the sunglass hut in the city (they had the big ass ones). The ladies there were really nice and they let us have some. If you want to hear about more crazy stuff we've done for Ohno. read the News. It's kind of scary but mostly just funny. LOL. |
