Top fifteen reason’s why Mag 7 could never be set in Europe

• Prostitution is illegal everywhere but Amsterdam…and the windmills just wouldn’t work
• Those clothes would get them arrested even in Berlin
• Ride the distances they do and you’d end up in another country!
• Mexico isn’t close enough
• Chris doesn’t have any enemies in Europe…so there’d be no plot!
• Advanced civilizations…arrrgh, no!!
• Seven men hanging around together that much would be frowned upon even in Manchester
• Natural bodily expansion during flight and those tight black jeans? He’d never survive the trip
• Even Queen Victoria bathed once a year
• Europe isn’t dusty enough
• Hearing real Irish accents would shock and confuse them
• They’d start a war with Ireland before realising they’re not all dodgey bad-guys
• Seven men that good looking?..…in Europe? They’d be slaughtered!
• Most of them have never mastered English…what makes you think they can learn French?
• Riding horses through the streets is pretty much frowned upon and carrying a gun is illegal

Reason’s why CBS never ‘got’ Mag 7

• Too many big words
• Too much talent
• No women on the executive board
• No naked women in the first five minutes
• Michael is the only one of the 'Seven' not to get his kit off so far *EG*
• Laurie Holden has managed not to get naked
• No wet t-shirt’s contests
• It wasn’t filmed on a camcorder and sent in by viewers
• It has a script
• They failed history
• Seven men bonding and ultimately living together - eeekkkk

Top things they'd never say!

• I understand why you killed my family and I just want to help you!
• I am now a Buddhist and no longer believe in violence
• Can I have a glass of water with a delicate slice of lemon, please?
• Ohhh, what a lovely shade of pink
• I’ve given up black for a light blue as it matches my eyes better
• Sorry

• Please…take it, there’s plenty more money where that came from and I enjoy giving to the needy
• Oooooh yuck…gambling’s a sin
• I’ve become a friar and no longer believe in material possessions
• Let’s rob from the rich and give to the poor
• Actually that corset was extremely comfortable and the shade did compliment my complexion

• I feel like a day trip…let’s go to Tuscosa
• It’s all just a matter of arcamedian and euluicadian principals!
• Chris who?

• I’m trying celibacy
• Nahhh, beautiful naive young ladies really aren’t my type!
• Mother Teresa and my own dear ma sure had a lot in common
• I want a hat like JD’s

• Sod Casey, Mary’s more my type
• Chris Larabee couldn’t even hit a twenty ton elephant that was happily dancing the hula in front of him!
• I really came west to write beautiful poetry about the delicate plight of the Native American population
• I’ve decided that the life of a preacher is far more exciting than that of a gunfighter…so I’m changing professions!
• You know Vin…you’re really good looking!

Still to come

• Ezra Standish is the fore-figure for civil rights
• Elvis, he’s the man
• Life sure was a whole lot simpler before those Union blokes stuck their ore in!

• I always wanted to be a washer woman
• Buck, you’re everything I ever wanted in a man

Top five Chat-up lines we pray they never use!

• My gun’s bigger than yours
• Want to come upstairs and see my battle scars
• I have a bad reputation…care to see how I earnt it?
• 5 dollars…upstairs now
• There’s a reason these jeans are so tight

• My husband died several years ago…I’m desperate
• Can we re-enact that ‘tied to the bed’ scene…this time minus clothes?
• Your place, my place or on the floor?
• I’m really a prostitute
• Forget Billy, you’re the man in my life

• Even Adam and Eve were tempted
• Haven’t you heard…it’s always the quiet ones!

• *G* you know you want to
• I didn’t grow up in a whore house and not learn a few things

• Want a trowel?
• This innocent kid thing is just an act
• Teach me about the 'wild' west

• Gambling’s not the only thing I’m good at!
• I’m smooth, charming and I understand how suffocating those corsets can be!

• I have healing hands
• I’m a doctor…trust me!
• Come on, let me practice my bedside manner

• Come back with me and see my love wagon
• I’m a wanted man and murder is only part of that story!

• Play’s with his gun *VEG* (sorry Mike!)
• Shoots people
• Watches the prism effects cast by daylight reflecting on empty whisky bottles (please read Yrish’s Reflections)
• Has rail splitting contests (Yeah...what WAS that one all about *S*)
• Design’s wanted posters
• Builds the en-suite for a bidet on his house
• Fills in the bullets holes on his house

• Would you want to go with someone who never seems to take a bath?
• Vin has the slight edge on that sexy stance (debatable)
• Would you want to sleep with someone that sulky? (Oh, ok, this excludes Avril, Helen, the MB list, it’s-biehn-real…etc *S*)
• She has NO idea where he’s been
• No parents, no home town, wears black all the time… there’s a pattern emerging here!

• His hair (ohh, sorry Eric!)
• His wagon (Hummm!)
• His cork pulling grin
• The only women he flirts with are a) Mary (taken?), b) married or c) Old
• His choice when he finally scores is so bad that he must have been desperately inexperienced
• He’s so darn polite

• He’s an alien - he has no parent’s, no childhood and no scars on his knees (prove us wrong!)
• He broods and we all love a brooder
• That grin *thud*
• His tight black jeans (come on!)
• That walk with the billowing coat
• He’s just too darn cool!
• Bareback Larabee! *lol*

• The clap (only kidding Mike)
• His jeans (could you move in anything that tight?)
• Too much action (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!)
• He has the largest horse

• Vin never consults a dictionary to understand Ezra
• Can you see him perusing Dickens?
• He never quotes Wordsworth
• If he did, he’d write bad romances
• We’re told he doesn’t in Achilles