A K/S lemon "It's not fun!" Complained Kero, an expression of pain and disgust on his face. "It should have been fun." His partner looked straight up at him. "You were the one who suggested it." He panted, chest heaving. "I watched Sakura and Syaoran doing it! And the niichan and Yue! They all looked like they really enjoyed what they were doing." Kero paused. "Although I would never have guessed that Yue was flexible to pull off /that/ maneuver..." "Well, don't expect it to be fun yet." Said Suppi, as well as he could through a full mouth. He raised his head again. "Eriol said that you have to work at making it fun. He called this.. foreplay." "Oh," Said Kero. He flexed his paws experimentally. "Owww!" Howled Spinel. He glared at Kero. "What were you trying to do, destroy my precious fruit?" "Sorry.." Kero muttered. "I heard that if you massage it before the real thing, it works better." He lowered his head and looked down, seemingly contrite and repentant. "Let's get on with it, then." He yanked on the object with his paws, putting his entire weight on it. Spinel howled again, and snatched it out of Kero's reach. "Not there, that's just wrong!" He glared at his partner. "How clumsy can you get, anyway?" Kero pulled back. "Well, I'm /sorry/," He said, glaring back. "This /is/ my first time, you know." "It's mine, too. And you're a couple hundred years older, so you should know better than that-ow! Not there! Not like that. Try harder!" Kero released it from his mouth. "But I am trying harder," He said. "And all these hundred years I've only had Yue for company and shared experience, and I'm pretty sure that day with the Niichan was his first time, too." "Well," Suppi decided, "Even if it was his first time, I'm sure that he did it better than you. Maybe fumbled the first few times, but got better with experience and practice." Kero gasped. "You watched?" ------ Later ------ "Push!" Suppi panted, "Harder! Faster!" Kero looked up and growled. His fur was plastered to his skin with sweat, and a he emmitted a particularly fruity scent of frustration and unfulfilled desire. "I give up! We can't get this fruit up the stairs. I'll just /ask/ Sakura to make me some lemonade!"