Name: Mike Ensminger

Nickname/Alter Ego: Schminger

Occupation: Master Pimp

Interests: Making slop, spraying his must, eating fatal amounts of bacon, rubbing jelly on his nipples, jumping out windows in talmadge, and fashion.

Name: Scott Iffinger

Nickname: Schwaa

Alter Ego: Mr. Kickass

Occupation: The Sheriff

Interests: Dunking on people, Applebee's, Ketchup, riding the "goose", and being a hardass.

Name: Bobby Rebori

Nickname: Funbobby

Occupation: Party Animal

Interests: ESPN and chicken

Name: Bruce Kiernan

Nickname: The Boss

Occupation: Handler of the equalizer

Interests: Throwing pizza, organizing foam parties, baking cakes, looking after the air conditioner.

Name: Craig Giattino

Nickname: Reggie

Alterego: Hardcore Craig

Occupation: Pirate

Interests: Shopping for peanut brittle hammers, drinking the beast, mixing eggs with stuff and eating it out of a bowl, hanging out at Stewarts, and making swedish fish vodka.

Name: Tim Faulkner

Nickname: T-Bones

Occupation: Hardcore consultant

Interests: eating noodles and tofu, living the hardcore life, speed walking, Simpsons references, and snowtubing.

Name: Kevin Beall

Nickname: Billy

Occupation: Bad ass white dude

Interests: Wings, butts, pizza in a box, sausage in a can, cheese notches, beef helmets, cucombers in the wheel house, P Diggy, and a huge Knicks fan.