Basilians' Pick-Up Lines
Inspired by Sherlock Holmes series by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Disney film The Great Mouse Detective, and The Basil of Baker Street Mysteries by Eve Titus.
Written and Edited by Diane N. Tran. <escottish140@hotmail.com>
Publication for this GMD site © 10 July 2003
UPDATED 13 May 2006
(Editor's Note: Written text is copyright of the author. Rebroadcast, redistribution, or reproduction of this document, in whole or in part, is prohibited without prior, written permission.)
Picture this:
You are in the sitting at the bar, having a pleasant drink and possible meal, and there, sitting next to you at the bar, is Basil (or Ratigan, Dawson, etc.), the Great Mouse Detective-ish mouse of your dreams. You want to "chat them up" -- as the British slang goes -- to start the conversation or simply and desperately hope for a couple of naughty bonuses. However, you cannot think of the right words to say... Well, here is your answer! The foolproof, fully printable Basilian Pick-Up Lines, here to express your words from innocent to corny to hardcore. It's all here!
Warning We are not responsible if user is emotionally rejected or harmed due to the use of this product. Use with extreme care, especially around villains. Is liable not to work outside the Great Mouse Detective Universe. This product is not foolproof, we lied.
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