Surprisingly the results showed that in virtually every case having a larger extremity really did mean having a larger extremity. Even more surprisingly the results showed the strongest correlation between having Big Ears and Big Penises.
Lead Researcher Benkei Akera theorizes that larger extremities helped our ancestors keep cool in the hot savanna by increasing our surface area. Therefore, he explains if you have one large extremity you will likely have others. Still he did not know why men with Big ears in particular had the biggest penises.
Although not scientific I asked many of my girlfriends whether they could either confirm or disconfirm the evidence. Here is what they said.
Erica Johnson, NY, NY
Big Ears definitely do mean big penises. One of my boyfriends had huge ears. To imagine what he looked like Picture Ron Jeremy with Elephant Ears.
Jen Davis LA, CA
One of my boyfriend had ears so big it hurt. Imagine a cucumber going in and out.
Lisa Jackson MI, FL
The biggest cock I ever had belong to this guy with Big, big ears. I mean dumbo ears. He looked goofy but his big penis definitely made up for his Big ears.
It seems that guys with big ears do have big penises. The biggest guy I ever had also had big ears. Even several celebrities such as Ron Jeremy and Andy Dick (both supposedly have big dicks), have fairly large ears. Unfortunately there are very few guys with really big ears out there. This lack of supply, and high demand means that it is hard to find one who is single. Once more girls read this study it will be even harder to find one. Do big ears always correlate with big penises? Find out for yourself (while there's still a single one out there)!