Food of the Month!

Here is my Food of the Month for July 2001

KELLOGG's SPECIAL-K RED BERRIES
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Oh sweet sensation! Browsing through the isle of Food Lion and I noticed a new cereal. It states, "With REAL Berries".
Naturally, I had to buy into it and purchase my first box. So I did.
Arriving at my abode, I remove the box from the flimsy, ever so weak shopping bag with broken handles, open the box... and I am pleasantly rewarded by a strong smell of strawberries. That in itself was a turn on, in which I was tempted by the luring phormone of berries.
Reaching inside, I grabbed a husky sized handful and proceeded to shove the cereal in my mouth. Oh yes, the taste was just about orgasmic. I knew, then and there, that this cereal was going to be in my life for quite sometime. The taste was about as bold as the smell. The Freeze dried strawberries are flavor power houses. Add milk, and you are in for one heck of a breakfast, lunch and dinner. The cereal seemed to stay crunchy for the duration of the breakfast session. The berries became a tab bit 'snot' like after 10 minutes.
I am quite pleased with the cereal, as it is good for you, and loads you up for your daily requirement for vitamins, minerals necessary fuel for a great day. ( Hey!! It's FAT free as well! ).
The box is well designed, looks great and seems to withstand the average 'box toss down the isle' test. Although I got a bit excited and punted a few boxes over the isle dividers, played soccer with the boxes and even ran a couple over with the shopping cart... the cereal inside still tasted great and did not turn to powder.

Setbacks: It tastes to good, so one would tend to eat more than the serving suggestion ( 1 cup ), but... thats ok.

Special-K Red Berries Specifications
DRY WEIGHT	31 grams ( serving )
HEIGHT	Avg .06 inches ( varies )
WIDTH	Avg .50 inches ( Varies )
FLAMMABILITY	Low
REACTIVITY	None
IGNITION POINT	500 °F
LD₅₀	2000 grams
Milk Saturation Time	10-15 Minutes
Milk Absorbtion Capacity	.4 ML/flake, Berries reppelled milk
Bouyancy	Homogenous
Flake/Berry Breakdown Time	Greater than 15 minutes
CRUNCHABILITY	Very Good
PALATABLITY	Excellent
LIP LICKABILITY	Very Good
VALUE	Good
TASTE	Orgasmic

All tests and evaluation performed by EquineGuy

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