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He's famous and we're all clambering to touch his finger tips!
Oh Oh.. Richard is on the radio between 10pm and 12am Sunday night! (on the Aus-stereo network!) .However, Rich is still around. He has taken over the hosting of Foxtel's "The Hub" on arena. (NOTE: If you are scabby enough to have Foxtel, the least you could do is send me copies of the episodes. I only see them when I break into other peoples houses! Which due to the numourous court orders I am now unable to do.) EXTRA NOTE: Rich is not hosting the Hub after the end of this month!!
* F**k you ya long haired girly man!
* Yeah I've made mistakes too. Like last week, I washed my brand new red cardigan.. And when I took it out it had made all my undies pink.
* Hi, my name's Richard. Umm, I just came back from a holiday in Blackpool. Where I fell in love for the first time....Blackpool, great town. My kinda town.
* It wasn't my idea, it was the other two's idea. I don't wanna do it, they made me do it. You have to leave, you have to get off the Titanic. I'm really really sorry. Goodbye, this wasn't my idea. See ya later!
* Please Mummy don't put Knitting needles in my ears, Mummy please don't put knitting needles in my ears,Please Mummy don't put knitting needles in my ears.. (stop)
* Jesus loves you, but he hates what ya
doin'
Jesus loves you, but he's alone in that
feeling.
* I love you mate!(we're not getting back together.)
* Paul: That was very funny!
Rich: Thank-you Paul I learnt at the feet of a master.... Tim Ferguson!
* It's a pleasure to be on your little show Paul. It really is.
* All I wanted was for you just... just to sing.
* He's (Paul) got a confidence problem! * Any attacker that wants to go up to Cate, all the have to do is disempower her with humour. Look! * The racers alone must research their stories, shoot them and then send exact editing intructions so to be assembled back here at the ABC. No crew, no office. no Mum to help them! * Eight racers, 100 days a new story every 10 days and all shot on one of these babies. (camera) These minature digital cameras each have a zoom lens here, a viewing screen here which they shoot and edit from, and a small hatch at the side here which fires a poison dart that induces intant paralysis. * The winner gets eight thousand dollars in courses at the Australian Film, Television and radio school. And they also get to keep their camera, Wow how generous is that!?! * We can report that Miriana told single guy Tony that she thought he was 'very beautiful' Oooo! His pulse was racing when she asked him out on a date. But triumph turned to tragedy when she brought along a chaperone, and then insised on paying because she said the ABC payed him such a pathetic amount of money. * Rachel tells us that the bird died three days later. She put it out of its misery by budgening it to death with her camera tripod.
eponine_skhwa@hotmail.com In the meantime. DAAS: http://student.uq.edu.au/~367698 http://www.fortunecity.com/bennyhills/chapman/175/daas.html http://jake.chem.unsw.edu.au/~michaels/Daas/daas.html
* Ladies of Australia. It's official. Tony wears wire fronts!
HEALTH WARNING:
Be careful at the
moment cos' there's a very nasty cold going around at the moment.
So watch out when you're getting on the tube. Um it's very nasty.
I've got it myself. I'm a bit chesty!
And saving the best till
last.
THE CLASICS!
# Tin Tin..Tin Tin, now. Tin Tin was a
very very popular cartoon character created in about the ah
twenties by a man Herge. A whole stack of books on his
adventures. I've got all of them. All of them! And um. Tin Tin
had lots of friends. He had a little a little dog, called Snowy.
And snowy never used to go 'Woof Woof Woof Woof' like normal dogs
do. ah ah he was French so he used to go 'whoa whoa whoa!' And
it's F**kin' weird 'cos dogs don't go 'whoa' they go 'Woof Woof
Woof Woof!' And ah. he had another friend ah called captain
Haddock who was often very amusingly called Captain Fatstock by
Mrs. Castafiori in the case of the Castafiori diamonds. Geat
book. Um Magpie stole the diamonds in the end. Oh no I've gone
and just realised. I've spoiled the book for those of you out
there who are reading it at the moment. Oh No! And he had other
friends, the Thomson Twins that a really shit band in the
eighties named themselves after. And ah..and even though they're
French, they had nothing to do with Joan of Arc.
# Come on. Eyes this way please. Everybody watching... I said.
Everybody watching please. It's enough from those giggling
Gerties there. Iv'e got my eye on you, don't have to look at you.
Come on. I don't want to have to tell you people again! Okay
they're all yours Paul.
PAUL: It's a F**kin' gift you've got isn't it?
TIM: I haven't seen anything like it since.... Rick Astley
# I've never seen a naked girl before!!
(They're nothing without the audio and
visuals I know. But hey, use your imaginations. remember them?)
It's here!
My picture with Rich circa 1998
RICH: Oh hang on, I blinked. Take it again.
Yay!
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